Bryan Appleyard
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The office is our Petri dish. Locked in a confined space, we can be observed like cell cultures, feeding, breeding, living — if you can call it living. The office, on the face of it, should be the perfect setting for the fiction writer, a place where he can play the scientist god, watching human behaviour in controlled conditions.
In fact, writers tend to avoid work as a subject. As Ian McEwan observed to me last week, novelists prefer characters who seem never to go to work, dealing with nonwork dramas such as family life, adultery and adventure. He corrected this with his own Saturday, in which the work of its hero, a brain surgeon, is integral to the theme and the plot. Joshua Ferris goes even further with his own formidable first novel, Then We Came to the End, which the whole of America is talking about. All his characters are entirely enclosed within the confines of an office in which everything that is not work comes to seem unreal.
“Our memory in that place,” he writes, “was not unlike that of a goldfish. Goldfish who took a trip every night in a small clear bag of water and then returned in the morning to their bowl.”
Relationships — with people and food — in this bowl are intense and precisely calibrated. For what else, apart from work, is there to do?
“Most of us liked everyone, a few of ushated specific individuals, one or two people loved everyone and everything.
Those who loved everyone were unanimously reviled. We loved free bagels in the morning.” Ferris’s novel is set in an advertising agency in Chicago. The time is the beginning of the century, when the dotcom bubble is bursting and, one by one, the staff are being laid off. The goldfish are in crisis. They know they are likely to be ejected from the comfort zone of their bowl at any moment, stripped of their identity. But they doggedly persist with their routines. Each morning, “We sipped our first cups of coffee and cleared our voice mails and checked our bookmarked websites”. To be fired means absolute loss of these petty consolations and a confrontation with the awful possibility that there is nothing else.
We have, to some extent, been here before. Ricky Gervais’s triumphant freak show The Office had the same suffocating sense of endless imprisonment in pettiness and delusion. David Brent, Gervais’s character, is a masterpiece of crass delusion. Though the boss of this particular office, he persists in believing he is some kind of rebel.
“I don’t live by ‘the rules’,” he insists. And he tells his staff: “You will never work in a place like this again. This is brilliant — fact. And you will never have another boss like me. Someone who’s basically a chilled-out entertainer.”
In fact, he is locked inside ‘the rules’, pathetically lacking in self-awareness and utterly deluded about his own significance and competence. His vanity is a poor camouflage for his sad dependence on the rigid demands and endless pettiness of the office. Yet our laughter at Brent is uneasy, and Ferris never lets us stand aside and feel superior to his prisoners. In both cases, we squirm with recognition. For the truth is that these offices, these Petri dishes, are mirrors. They reflect our own working lives, but also our lives as a whole. We are all, all the time, locked in a delusion that the world we know is the world, a place without boundaries — that we are, in fact, free. In this sense, the supreme fiction about work is Franz Kafka’s The Burrow, written in 1923 as that great artist lay dying. In this, a creature — apparently, a badger — discusses at length, and without a moment of self-questioning, his work in maintaining and shoring up his burrow. The horror mounts as we realise this is a description of ourselves, pursuing ends that, as soon as we step outside their logic, seem appallingly trivial. All we are doing is wasting time until we die. The Office is Kafka made for primetime television.
Yet the badger’s work in the burrow at least makes some practical sense. The point about office work — as opposed to, say, farming, or working on an assembly line — is that it is at one remove from the real thing. Offices create, control and audit work, but they don’t seem to do it. By setting his novel in an advertising agency, Ferris adds another layer of unreality.
The work of an advertising agency is to sell the work of others. Like the investment banks and brokers of the City, they deal in metaproducts.
The very modern idea of the office is thus intrinsically baffling. In offices, people all seem to be doing the same sort of things — mainly, staring at screens — whether they are bankers, lawyers or accountants. They are doing “office work”, which is the same everywhere. Is it, therefore, actually necessary? The supremely savage fictional response to this spectacle was Dickens’s Bleak House, in which the work is worse than unnecessary — it is cruel. The law exists solely to perpetuate itself, and remains blind or indifferent to the suffering it causes.
Dickens’s vision dominated the 20th-century view of work. The office became the image of oppression. In Billy Wilder’s wonderful film The Apartment (1960), Jack Lem-mon’s CC Baxter is the mid-century embodiment of office man in his dark suit, white shirt and tie. Eager to please his superiors, he is reduced to letting them use his flat to conduct their affairs. The brilliance of the film lies in the way Baxter is not, at the start, any kind of rebel. He fully accepts the miserable deal and the grim reductionism of his business.
“On November 1, 1959,” he announces, “the population of New York City was 8,042,783... I know facts like this because I work for an insurance company — Consolidated Life of New York. We’re one of the top five companies in the country. Our home office has 31,259 employees, which is more than the entire population of, uhh... Natchez, Missis-sippi. I work on the 19th floor. Ordinary policy department, premium accounting division, section W, desk number 861.”
Baxter is saved from his numerical hell, however, by the love of Shirley MacLaine’s Fran Kubelik. Similarly, in The Rebel (1961), the office is seen as something from which Tony Hancock must be redeemed, in his case by becoming an artist. Precisely because the work of the office seems so unreal, authenticity can only be attained outside.
As the idea of the malign political and economic system took hold in the 1960s and 1970s, office films became less funny and drew bleaker conclusions. The office became an analogue of the oppressive system. In David Mamet’s Glengarry Glen Ross (1992), Alec Baldwin’s Blake tells his team of salesmen: “Only one thing counts in this world: get them to sign onthe line which is dotted.” And in Oliver Stone’s Wall Street (1987), Michael Douglas’s Gor-don Gekko defined the 1980s by insisting that “greed is good” and “lunch is for wimps”. In both cases, the demands and values of work have conquered and annexed all aspects of life.
Behind all this, as Baxter’s robotic recitation of numbers shows, the office is consistently seen as the place where all human life is reduced to cold calculus. Baxter works in an insurance company, dealing in matters of life and death. For the company, though, all such matters are figures; their business is conducted in the same way Baxter’s bosses conduct their affairs, as icy conspiracies against their wives and girlfriends.
Translated into the future, this becomes an all-encompassing dystopia. Work in George Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-Four is a tool of political oppression, and in Andrew Niccol’s film Gattaca (1997), the numerical drudgery of the office is the correlative of the way this future society has reduced everybody to the simple metric of their DNA.
These visions are not so fantastic. We have already gone farther down this road than we like to admit. Certain firms, notably lawyers, now stipulate that every hour spent in the office should be charged to a client account. It is the work in the abstract that is being accounted for, irrespective of anything achieved. By this device, the office professionals insulate themselves from risk, from the real world. Work has been disconnected from reality in ways that would have horrified, though probably not surprised, Kafka and Dickens.
On the brighter side, however, the office is also seen as a theatre of struggle in which oppression is overcome. In Bridget Jones’s Diary (2001), the affair with the bad boss is a stepping stone to the authentic love of Mark Darcy. And, in both Nine to Five (1980) and Working Girl (1988), the defeat of the bad boss by good subordinate women suggests that the workplace is not bad in itself, but bad only when it reinforces oppressive sexual mores. Office work is thus capable of reform.
It is also capable of redemption. At first sight a classic noir thriller, Wilder’s Double Indemnity (1944), for me one of the greatest films ever made, is in fact a story of office work. Fred MacMurray’s Walter Neff works, like Baxter, in insurance; and, deranged with lust for Barbara Stanwyck, he devises an insurance scam involving murder. But his boss — Edward G Robinson’s Barton Keyes — is not a malign oppressor, like Baxter’s superiors, but a truth-teller and, in the end, a saviour. The genius of the film resides in this office relationship, which is, ultimately, one of love.
“I love you too,” says Neff, ironically, to Keyes. And then, on voiceover: “I really did, too, you old crab.”
Love, in the end, also redeems Ferris’s characters. They may be stuck in their Petri dish, but that does not make their feelings any less real. This is consoling. We all have workplaces, even if they are at home, and most of us spend most of our time there. If we are to be redeemed, then it must, at least in part, happen here, amid the screens, staplers, phones, copying machines, desks and chairs of our pathetic but meaningful little burrows.
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Then We Came to the End
“Titles meant everything. You could be a creveep (creative executive vice-president) or ackveep (account services executive vice-president), but both species hoped to be invited into partnership.
The point was, we took this shit very seriously. They had taken away our flowers, our sunny days, and our bonuses, we were on a wage freeze and a hiring freeze, and people were flying out the door like so many dismantled dummies. We had one thing still going for us: the prospect of promotion. A new title: true, it came with no money, the power was almost always illusionary, the bestowal of a cheap shrewd device to keep us from mutiny, but when word circulated that one of us had jumped up an acronym, that person was just a little quieter that day, took a longer lunch than usual, came back with shopping bags, spent the afternoon speaking softly into the telephone, and left whenever they wanted that night, while the rest of us sent e-mails flying back and forth on the lofty topics of injustice and uncertainty.”
This is an edited extract from Then We Came to the End

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