Simon Barnes
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Expertise is the curse of our age. We feel inhibited from doing all sorts of things because we are not experts: listening to music, looking at art, writing poems, playing sport, cooking meals: we feel that there no point in doing them unless we are a world authority on the subject.
Such a dreadful, self-limiting way of living. There are more than a million members of the RSPB: very few call themselves birdwatchers. There are many more people who put out food for the birds: they do so out of love for the birds but would shy away from the title of birdwatcher. After all, they are not experts.
Expertise go hang. Birds give humans a great deal of pleasure in life: and you don't need a doctorate in ornithology to find it. No more do you need to chase rarities all over Britain: birdwatching is not really about rare birds. It is more about common birds.
How do you become a bad birdwatcher? Look out of the window. See a bird. Feel a moment’s of pleasure in the sight: feel your heart take wing with the bird: and you are a birdwatcher. Fully qualified. The rest is only a matter of degree.
I wrote How To Be A Bad Birdwatcher from, as it were, a missionary position: believing that a delight in birds is available to any one with eyes and ears: to any one prepared to forget all this nonsense about expertise. This hit a nerve in British life: so naturally, from an irresistible combination of missionary zeal and desire to cash in on a good thing, I wrote A Bad Birdwatcher’s Companion.
The book was intended as a personal introduction to 50 of the most obvious of British birds. Knowing a name matters: knowing a name, whether it is of a bird or a human being, is the way a relationship begins.
I have always loved birdsong: I love being able to tell one bird from another without even setting eyes on it. I have always wanted to share this, and I have done so in thousands of words. Just as often, I have taken friends for walks and made them listen: tried to make them hear. But now, at last, I am able to do this on a wide scale.
For I was asked to read A Bad Birdwatcher’s Companion for Naxos AudioBooks, and this allows listeners to hear not only the beauties of my voice, but also the voices of the birds themselves. Now, as well as hearing me going on about the loveliness of the blackbird’s song, you can hear the blackbird singing for himself.
At this time of year, birdsong is working up towards its peak. This is the time to listen: this is the time to begin to learn. If you can begin to open ears, hearts and minds to the great chorus of the spring: if you can become a bad birdwatcher and bad birdlistener as well, you will find incomparable joy. Without ever once being confused with an expert.
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We have a pair of grey and white collared wood pigeons who frequent our back yard in the early morning or late afternoon. If our patio door is open we can hear them gently coo-ing: it's such a soothing sound, and we're sure that they are a breeding pair as they're always either preening or following each other around the yard. Nothing as spectacular as a red-tailed hawk, but watching them waddle around or have a lover's tiff always brings a smile to our faces.
M, Sheffield,
I missed the one bus out of the village this morning and had a 9-mile walk to catch the next nearest one. My feet were sore, but red-winged blackbirds were shouting all along both sides of the road. After 6 miles a friend stopped to give me a lift. Yesterday he saw an eagle, which must have come up the Hudson River as they don't usually get this far north. Another friend wrote in our weekly paper about having seen a mating pair of songbirds in his back yard and how the male had been gathering food from the feeder and offering it to the female. Goodness knows which songbird this was but it made a good story. My best one is about the red-tailed hawk which lit on the ledge outside our office window 5 stories up and looked in for several minutes, probably trying to decide: were we prey, and if so, how to get in. I have a bird watching book for the eastern US, I may open it up now, thank you Simon
Linda, near Albany NY,
The most exciting thing about feeding the birds in the garden is when a visitor arrives, perhaps only fleetingly. Out comes the Bird Handbook, and the search begins to find a match, then together with my neighbour comes the debate over exactly which it was. By the time we find it, it is usually long gone, but the feeling of having a privileged view of something rare lasts all day!
Sue Sussman, London, UK
I couldn't agree more with Simon Barnes. I am hopeless at identifying most birds but every evening a blackbird perches somewhere at the back of my small garden and sings. It is as though he is having a conversation with the other blackbirds in the vicinity.It is truly a joy and I miss him when he eventually leaves.
A O'Donnell, Banbury, UK