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What does a red breast mean to a robin? A red breast is not just the way a human can recognise a robin when he comes a calling or when it sits on a spade or on a Christmas card. The red breast is not just a bit of chance colouration, no, the red breast is the core of the robin’s being. The red breast is the love, the honour and the glory of a robin.
A robin is conspicuous because of its red breast. Have you noticed that a robin positively flaunts it? It is as if he’s telling the world: "For God’s sake, I’m a robin.”
It’s quite clear then that the red breast doesn’t just have a meaning for a birdwatcher it has a profound meaning for the bird, but he’s not talking to birdwatchers, he’s talking to robins. The red breast is how robins recognise each other for love and for war. Both sexes have a red breast. Both flaunt it. It can be a warning, it can be a come on.
Its meaning is both simple and complex and at its heart is the statement: I’m a robin, deal with it.
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