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On inadvertently falling into a 48-hour house party one’s hair can be the first, if not the only thing to suffer. I am reminded of this lesson by Richard Milward, who tentatively cradles the helmet of ever-so-slightly lank brown hair he has considerately forewarned me about by text. I am sharing a cleansing ale with Faber’s most coruscating of bright young things at his favourite Hackney watering hole. Milward, a Middlesbroughian, is an emphatically whippersnapperish 23. He wrote his first (published) novel, Apples, at 19, an age at which the majority of us are too busy accruing hormones to do anything other than surrender to them. However, hormones, and other less natural stimulants, are Milward’s stock in trade.
By anybody’s reckoning, Apples is an astonishing debut. Many readers will be shocked by its great fist of drugs, drunkenness, underage sex, child abuse, rape, pregnancy, vomit and masturbation. Accusations of immorality may be targeted at it, but what it conveys so compellingly is the amorality of adolescence, the lawlessness-cum-schizophrenia that allows one to be half-naive, half-knowing, sensitive and callous, endearing and repulsive all at the same time. Set in Middlesbrough’s landscape of bleak estates, Apples articulates what it is to be young. It is Catcher in the Rye meets the Arctic Monkeys.
Still, Year 9 intercourse and pill popping is not your average novelistic fare. Is he aware that some readers may find the book alarming? “I think so,” he concedes vaguely. “I suppose what you’re asking is how much truth is in it? I got into drugs at 16, 17, starting out with mushrooms, nothing too mad. It was crazy when me Mam read it and I thought, ‘This does kind of prove that I’ve done all this’, but then I thought, ‘It’s just amazing how this has come out of it’. It’s not like I would sit here and say: ‘Oh, you’ve got to take drugs.’ But it’s not all doom and gloom and you end up in the gutter.”
One is awed by Milward’s exemplary articulation of the adolescent male condition until one begins to appreciate the extraordinary sensitivity that he brings to his heroine, Eve. Whether it is the perils of period pain, undentable self-confidence, or name-checking the brands by which she lives, Milward has teenage girls sussed. How did a boy with no sisters pull this off? “I’ve always sort of knocked around with girls, especially during that growing-up phase. I wanted to enjoy the craic of girls rather than how lads are, especially, like, the lads in the book – really macho.”
The novel contains two rapes and the subject clearly impassions him. “That’s exactly how it’s happened back up in ’Boro. The girl off her head and the next minute she’s, like… That’s what I hate, that’s one reason why I wrote it, that’s one reason why I do write. All me writing in a way, but especially Apples, it’s an anti-macho fairy story. Especially coming from Middlesbrough where all the lads are on steroids and it’s all about being big. You go to clubs and stuff and it’s just horrible, groping girls and, like. That’s another weird way where I get myself in the character of a girl, because I’m disgusted. I’m devastated.” His own crowd consisted of “bohemianish”, long-haired, art-student types who would take drugs in a “lovely, dead celebratory way rather than, like, being in among all the meatheads”.
Clearly, the author, now a fine-art student at Central St Martins, grew up in a family with the sort of solid values that his characters’ backgrounds lack. Milward was the literary star of his local comp, the Laurence Jackson Secondary School. His father worked for ICI for 25 years “like everyone’s dad does”, while his mother is a secretary for the Labour party. His literary talent boasts no apparent precedent. One older brother is a sociology postgraduate; the other a courier living in Stoke Newington. Richard, the youngest, is softly spoken, and unaffected with a palpable enthusiasm for pretty much everything. His acknowledgements include gratitude to “you” the reader, and he is benignly tolerant when a combination of background noise and accent unfamiliarity causes me to mistake a reference to “cider” for “sad”, “indie” for “D&D” in the manner of a tragic old person.
The novel’s sense of place is no less emphatic than his accent. Does he feel that there’s a prejudice against his home town? “I think because it’s small it does get missed out a bit. The thing that annoys us is that it does get quite a bad press as being deprived and polluted and, like, that’s kind of what I wanted to do with the book was change that. People would always say it was a grey sort of miserable place. It’s as if everyone goes around with their heads lowered, but that’s not true. I think it’s dead colourful and vibrant.” His second novel will also be set in the town. (As with D. H. Lawrence, it will be fascinating to see what becomes of his prose once this umbilical chord is severed.)
Milward has been writing since he was a child. Somehow, he got into the habit of sending off his creations to prestige publishing houses such as Faber and Canongate, receiving encouraging responses in return. At 16 he published his first book, In Dust: a hand-written, hand-stitched photocopied issue that gained him a reviewing post on The Face (today he boasts a column for Dazed & Confused). He describes In Dust as “quite violentish and mad, like, with a few murders and things. A bit Trainspottingish.”
He fetishised Trainspotting at 12, although his mam would not allow him to read it for a year. “It made me realise you could write about anything you wanted and just go wild.” Of late, he has been relishing surrealist writers such as Breton, and cites Beats such as Kerouac and Richard Brautigan as favourites, especially at art college “when we were doing pills and stuff and just falling in love with life”. He has superstitiously avoided the study of literature. “It would be the worst thing in the world. I’d hate to be thinking, ‘God, I’ve used too many metaphors’, or ‘Now is the time for a simile’, or that sort of thing. It would suck the life out of me.” The policy appears to have paid off: within a month of taking delivery of Apples, Faber was clamouring for a meeting.
One rapidly appreciates why. Its provocative subject matter is the least striking thing about the novel: what is fascinating about it is Milward. Already he possesses an idiosyncratic style that many writers go entire careers without discovering: vehicle for a meticulous, alcopop-fuelled assembly of dramatic monologues with spurts of surrealism and few false notes. The cover’s obligatory soundbite heralds: “The Look Back in Anger of the MySpace generation”. Over and above the questionable MySpace reference, there is no trace of Osborne’s bile. Instead, the narrative retains a resolute cheeriness. Life may be a bitch, but youth itself has everything to play for.
Meanwhile, the novelist himself remains high on life and literature. “Hunter S. Thompson had some quote that there’s no better drug than just sitting down and writing, and I totally agree. I’m like: ‘F****** hell, I know something that yous don’t, and it is such a kick.’” Writing is his life now, and he is yet to be afflicted by any Zadie Smith-style weight of expectation. “I’m never bored. That’s what I love about me life.” As we part, this newest member of the literary establishment tells me: “It was mint.” One senses that matters will remain mint for some time.
Apples by Richard Milward is published by Faber and is available from BooksFirst priced £9.49 (RRP £9.99), free p&p, on 0870 1608080; timesonline.co.uk/booksfirstbuy

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one of the best books ive ever read! so good! evrithing a 19year old can pretty much relate to and some have experienced!! i couldnt stop reading, had to drag myself away!!
katie, lincoln, uk
I can relate to the novel emphatically as I was a cop in Middlesbrough for 30 years and I now teach in the very building referred to by Milward, although t is no longer a secondary school. I have found it a sad reflection on society that 'children' have no other creative concepts other that to get off their face on substances and alcohol in order to enjoy them selves. I have seen it many times over from both sides of the fence and the situation is by no means isolated to Middlesbrough. Milward has opened an insight into a generation that will ultimately reap what they have sown. Not everyoneâs cup of tea but I enjoyed reading the novel.
Phil, Guisborough, North Yorks
Brilliant book, I mean he wrote it at 19. How many people can say they have acheived something like that. I really enjoyed it and will be recommending it to my Book Group (and many friends). It has made me laugh and it touches on real life experiences. I loved the book and hope Richard writes more.
Deborah, London,
Knowing the guy personally I disagree with Milesy's comment about Milward's personal life. I attended Laurence Jackson School alongside him and found the students to be fully representative of the people of Teesside with youths attending the school from all parts of Middlesbrough. Trust me, it was a rough place to get an education. I appreciate the view that perhaps people from other areas of the country have a warped view of 'the North' but I know for a fact that Richard had more than enough experience of Middlesbrough itself and it's 'bleak estates', particularly in the years between school and university, to write with the informed view with which he wrote Apples.
I also have to say that in my experience people from Middlesbrough have a warped view of Guisborough as a quiet little market town. This couldn't be further from the truth.
Paul Arnold, Guisborough, Cleveland
in response to Milesy i would like to say that for one you have contradicted yourself, do you want to be proud of where you're from or cover up the facts? Milward clearly has a sound knowledge of the areas he writes about and does not hide his upbringing. i advise you actually read the book and then tell me if you can still say that he shows the town in a bad light. in my opinion, you should be relishing in the fact that a local boy is bringing such beauty to the place you clearly love.
Laura, London,
in response to Milesy i would like to say that for one you have contradicted yourself, do you want to be proud of where you're from or cover up the facts? Milward clearly has a sound knowledge of the areas he writes about and does not hide his upbringing. i advise you actually read the book and then tell me if you can still say that he shows the town in a bad light. in my opinion, you should be relishing in the fact that a local boy is bringing such beauty to the place you clearly love.
Laura, Leeds, England
I think your writer has fallen into the 'All Northerners are gritty and working class' trap. This supposed 'Middlesbrough Lad' is in fact from Guisborough -an attractive mostly middle class market town well outside of Middlesbrough -far away from the bleak estates!). The 'Comp' he attended is a good school, achieving good results. I suspect he would not have survived in a real Middlesbrough comprehensive, hanging around with girls and having long hair. I am so weary of this view of the North constantly peddled by the Southern press. Please get on a train North and find some real stories about real people.
Milesy, Midlesbrough, Cleveland