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Profile: He is, according to the first reviews on Amazon, “clearly one of the greatest authors of our, if not all, time”. The book is “a work of true insight and genius” and “exactly what the country needs. Read it now”. And: “To buy only one copy of this book would be a crime.”
Judging by the fact that Littlejohn’s Britain has just topped the Sunday Times bestseller list, maybe they are right. It would be churlish to suggest that the comments above were yet more evidence of the Amazon phenomenon of writers reviewing themselves under aliases.
Could it be that Richard Littlejohn, fearless free thinker, who describes the royal family as “tax-evading adulterers”, would think it a bit of a lark to heap praise upon himself in the online guise of Rob the Rodent of Great Windsor Park? Surely not.
No surprise that such praise is not echoed by the Guardian reviewer Charlie Brooker, whose main complaint was that Littlejohn’s face “smells like someone breaking wind in a pair of cheap nylon trousers while eating a scotch egg”. Then he admitted that he was reviewing the cover – he hadn’t read the book.
That’s what Littlejohn does: raises hackles on parts of our critical faculties that we didn’t even know existed. For him Brooker is part of the “self-regarding, self-appointed metropolitan elite” he referred to in a famous BBC radio dust-up with Will Self, the self-appointed spokesperson of the liberal left. That was back in 2001 just after the publication of his last nonstocking filler book, a novel entitled To Hell in a Handcart, praised by Freddie Forsyth, the right-wing veteran thriller writer, as “a genuine fable of modern Britain”.
Times writer David Aaronovitch had labelled it a “400page recruiting pamphlet for the BNP”, a charge Littlejohn dismissed as coming “from an overgrown student union leader who used to be a member of the Communist party”.
When Self said that he agreed with Aaronovitch, Littlejohn asked, “You’re not still on heroin, are you?” If Littlejohn doesn’t strike below the belt, it’s only because he waits until his opponents drop their trousers.
The Essex boy with Essex attitudes, even though he grew up in Peterborough, has turned his big mouth into big money, regularly earning in excess of £750,000 a year for at least the past decade. The success of his new book, a rehashed version of his journalistic scribblings over the past 10 years, will bring him more.
Issued to coincide with the prime minister’s departure from office, the publishers suggest Littlejohn’s Britain does for the Blair era what his 1995 book You Couldn’t Make It Up – a similar anthology – did for the Major years. The vitriol is the same but the targets have moved, with healthy and safety, luvviedom and political spin moving into his sights along with a curiously familiar dose of sleaze.
If Jeremy Clarkson says Littlejohn’s book “makes you laugh out loud and drives you incandescent with rage at what the Blair years have done to Britain”, The Guardian’s “digested read, digested” calls him “the stupid person’s Jeremy Clarkson”.
Littlejohn’s rants are real seat-of-the-pants stuff. He describes his job as “sitting at the back throwing bottles” as if he were a football supporter watching his team get relegated by an unjust decision.
Football is indeed one of Littlejohn’s loves, to the extent that aged 11 he turned down a scholarship to a minor private school because it played rugby. He became a grammar school boy instead, but left at 16 to train as a journalist, working on small local papers before becoming industrial correspondent of the Birmingham Evening Mail in 1977.
A job that today is almost extinct, “industrial correspondent” in the late 1970s was important on all newspapers, the frontline in a country where trade union strife was the norm, a land of wildcat strikes, walkouts and picket lines.
When he moved to the London Evening Standard in 1979 as industrial editor it was a big job in a capital plagued by transport strikes in which it was easy – and good for sales – for a reporter to take the side of the long-suffering commuting public against a union leadership that often seemed greedy, blind and unresponsive.
One colleague on the same beat at the time reckons it was a formative period in the development of the Littlejohn confrontational style: “People were always complaining about the buses, Tubes and trains not working. He would tackle the ‘people who stop you getting to work’. He was very antiunion. You could say trade union baiting was where he started off.”
With the advent of Margaret Thatcher – now labelled “Thatch” by Littlejohn and dubbed a “necessary evil” – the industrial beat gradually became as moribund as the trade unions that were its lifeblood, but the Standard rewarded Littlejohn’s polemical style with a column of his own.
In 1989 The Sun snapped him up, offering more money, more exposure and fewer restraints. Four years later the What the Papers Say television programme created a special category for his award: Irritant of the Year.
Part of his success at The Sun was that despite the right-wing monster the Guardianistas (a Littlejohn word) love to hate, he was – and remains – proudly unashamed of his working-class origins. His dad was a British Rail engineer. In the early 1980s Littlejohn had even been asked to stand as a Labour party candidate. He declined.
The awkward fact is that many of the “right-wing” views that Littlejohn expounds – on immigration, the European Union, homosexuality – would not raise an eyebrow if spoken aloud in the bar of most working-class pubs in solid Labour-voting areas. The phenomenon, although widely recognised, is not widely debated, not least because the best description, “nationalist socialism”, has unfortunate connotations.
That does not stop Nick Griffin, leader of the BNP, claiming that Littlejohn is his favourite journalist. The admiration is not mutual: Littlejohn has called the BNP “knuckle-scraping scum”. He denied that his novel, based on the case of Tony Martin, the Norfolk farmer jailed for killing a burglar, was a BNP “recruiting pamphlet”. Martin had become a libertarian cause celebre. Unfortunately, on his release from prison, Martin endorsed the BNP.
At his best Littlejohn can be a wry observer of shallow politicians while his sharpest satire is genuinely witty, as in his Rum, Sodomy and the Lifejacket skit. In it he attempts to imagine Nelson fighting the battle of Trafalgar with “ ’elf and safety” regulations preventing tobacco and rum rations, imposing a maximum speed of four knots and insisting on safety helmets to climb the rigging.
The admiral, with one eye and one arm, owes his advancement to the Royal Navy’s “underrepresentation in the areas of visual impairment and limb deficiency”. Only his dying words, “Kiss me, Hardy”, get the PC stamp of approval.
Over the past 15 years Littlejohn has switched his loyalties, for mounting sums, between The Sun and the Daily Mail. Paul Dacre, the Mail’s editor, welcomed him back to “his spiritual home” in 2005, a reflection of the fact that the chief rival to a working-class boozer in appreciation of Littlejohn’s opinions is a home counties golf club.
His one big success in broadcasting was in a field where moderation is considered an aberration: hosting the BBC phone-in football programme 606, which he did to acclaim for five years. Forays into other formats have not had results. A London Weekend 1994 chat show was laughed off the air as boorish and amateur, while similar attempts with Sky were pulled after poor ratings.
Nor does he win unanimous praise from his colleagues at the Mail. “His column should be written on a wall,” was the view of one who preferred to remain anonymous. He rarely visits the office.
Of all Littlejohn’s pet hates – and there are not a few – it is his attitude to homosexuals that has drawn most attention. The Guardian journalist Marina Hyde calculated that over two years he made 186 references in 180 columns to “poofery” or other variations. The Brixton-based webzine urban75 suggests he has made “so many rants about homosexuals you wonder if he’s hiding something” and suggested – almost Littlejohn style – “give him a good old-fashioned slapping. You know he wants it”.
The Littlejohn phenomenon is based on his claim – which perhaps his book sales substantiate – to be a real “voice of the people” that too often does not dare to be heard. It can also be described as a loose set of commonplace prejudices given the appearance of merit simply by opposing an ideology-led establishment that has lost all contact with reality.
Or maybe that’s the same thing. What do you think, Richard?
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As always Littlejohn creates a wave of disgust in his wake, his megaphone style rantings a perfect reflection of that shown by his critics. His sneering contempt of the left and liberal a perfect reflection, of the high minded superiority of those who consider themselves more intellectual than he. Yet Littlejohn clearly stimulates debate, albeit a tooth and claw ferocious debate that makes people stand clearly to one side or the other. Those that criticise him most, are usually the least self-critical of their own opinions, labelling him as a BNP recruiter and his readers as "Daily Mail Readers" (formerly Sun Readers), as if so many million very diverse opinioned people should be ignored. Debate should never be stifled, nor public opinion ignored, that is at the root of all democracy. That prejudice is opinion without judgement must work on both sides of debate and to echo Voltaire further, one does not have to agree with him, to defend his right to speak his mind.
Heathen, Ayelsbury, South Bucks
I am an ex-Labour voter, who finds himself in the position of agreeing with much to what Littlejohn has to say. This country has lost the plot.
The English are apathetic losers and Litlejohn's cry from the heart for them to wake up BEFORE the BNP fills a void in British politics, which the Tories under Cameron don't seem to want to fill.
This is the country that allows women to demonstrate their inferiority by appearing in court wearing face masks and which pays the purveyors of infected poultry that could have killed thousands of human beings £800,000 because they had to kill all of their livestock, some of which might not have been infected.
Do you wonder that the Scots have thrown out Labour and the Tories and gone for SNP?
ian, bath,
Judging by the posted relies above it appears as i have experienced that most people hate Mr Littllejohn, but who is buying the book?
Muji Bally, London, England
I am always alarmed by those who justify their prejudice by claiming it represents "common sense". It is certainly common, but I fail to detect any sense. He is part of the wave that glories in its ignorance, takes pride in its stupidity and believes that shouting down constitutes debate. He is a deplorable and loathesome individual. Those that agree with him fall into the same category.
Hipipol, London, Great Britain
Littlejohn is a liberal/left establishment 'safety valve'. Why else would he be allowed such a 'high profile' paper column. Littlejohn is in the same mould as Peter Hitchens except not as bright or as eloquent.
Nick Grifin of the BNP is the brightest of the three, but is denied reasonable media coverage, precisely because he is not in the control of the liberal/left establishment.
For example, Littlejohn/Hitchens are welcomed onto Question Time. Nick Griffin wouldn't be allowed anywhere near!
ady, yorkshire, england
All the rightwing tabloids have a resident ranter. I don't see why he's so special there were people doing it before him.
D whittaker, Eastbourne, England
I'd respect Littlejohn more if he actually did something about what vexes him, rather than just rant with those dire recitals whilst cashing those very large cheques.
Jeff, london, UK
Littlejohn famously speaks up for non-PC common sense approaches to so many of todays issues - and whilst his tone may not be liked by all - it is most definitely NOT a racist tone. How interesting that The Sun have replaced his page of polemic with a Littlejohn disciple - Jon Gaunt. God bless them both
Captain of Common Sense, London,
Some people love him and others loathe him,but Richard Littlejohn's opinions on a wide variety of topics hit the bullseye more often than missing it.
He says in half a dozen words what many boring writers fail to say in fifty!
Yes, I'm a Littlejohn fan and value a writer who speaks his mind with real honesty and style.
John Blake, Sao Paulo, Brazil
To Graham Lord (below): No, Littlejohn is certainly not unique. There are still a few of us who speak common sense - far more than the metrolopitan champagne socialist left would like. Our turn will come. Keep it up, Richard. You're a diamond.
Dave in Notts, Notts, UK
Here, here for Littlejohn. A journalist who says it like it is because unlike so many other journalists/lawyers/politicians he feels he is one of us and not one of them.
Freedom of Speech for England !!!, London, England
As Bob states, the amazon reviews are merely a strong example of irony. I struggle to see why you believe such riduculous hype which was most certainly ramped up by a satirical piece a few weeks ago by Charlie Brooker. In fact one review is pretty much word for word the same as his article
Sam, London,
Richard Littlejohn is hardly unique, you know. John Gordon and John Junor were saying the same things in their Sunday Express columns decades ago.
Graham Lord, Valbonne, France
There are 75 reviews of Littlejohn's Britain on amazon - all of them proof that the high art of irony is alive and well in book reviewing.
bob roberts, worcester,uk,
The reviews on the Amazon website were put there as a wind-up! Well done those boys at B3TA.COM!!!!
Mike, London, England