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Military victories, trade, missionary zeal, racial arrogance and a genius for bureaucracy all played well-documented roles in making the British Empire the largest the world has known.
Rather less well understood was the importance of the moustache.
A monumental new history, The Decline and Fall of the British Empire by Piers Brendon, promises to restore this neglected narrative to its rightful place in the national story.
Dr Brendon, a Fellow of Churchill College, Cambridge University, argues that colonial moustaches had a clear practical purpose: to demonstrate virility and intimidate the Empire’s subject peoples.
The waxing and waning of the British moustache precisely mirrored the fortunes of the Empire – blooming beneath the noses of the East India Company’s officers, finding full expression in Lord Kitchener’s bushy appendage and petering out with the Suez crisis in Anthony Eden’s apologetic whisps.
This analysis of the “growth of the stiff upper lip” is an essential strand of Dr Brendon’s epic 650-page political, cultural, economic and social history of the Empire, which is published on October 18. “It is a running gag in a serious book, but it does give one a point of reference,” he said yesterday.
In the 18th and early 19th century, sophisticated Britons wore wigs but spurned facial hair. The exception was the king, George III, whose unshaven appearance was mocked as a sign of his madness. However, by the 1830s the “moustache movement” was in the ascendancy. British officers, copying the impressive moustaches that they encountered on French and Spanish soldiers during the Napoleonic Wars, started the craze, but the real impetus came from India.
Just as British troops in Afghanistan today are encouraged to grow beards to ease their dealings with local tribesmen, so the attitudes of Indian troops under the command of East India Company officers in the first half of the 19th century altered the appearance of the British soldier.
“For the Indian sepoy the moustache was a symbol of virility. They laughed at the unshaven British officers,” Dr Brendon said. In 1854 moustaches were made compulsory for the company’s Bombay regiment. The fashion took Britain by storm as civilians imitated their heroes.
Dr Brendon writes: “During and after the Crimean War, barbers advertised different patterns in their windows such as the ‘Raglan’ and the Cardigan’.” Moustaches were clipped, trimmed and waxed “until they curved like sabres and bristled like bayonets.”
After 1918 moustaches became thinner and humbler as the Empire began to gasp for breath, even as it continued to expand territorially. It had been fatally wounded, Dr Brendon suggests, by the very belief in the freedom that it had preached. After the victory over Germany and Japan in 1945, independence movements across the red-painted sections of the world map, and Britain’s own urgent domestic priorities, meant that the Empire was doomed.
The moustache too was in terminal decline. “It had become a joke thanks to Charlie Chaplin and Groucho Marx. It had become an international symbol of ‘villainy’ thanks to Hitler’s toothbrush and ‘the huge laughing cockroaches’ under Stalin’s nose,” writes Dr Brendon. In Britain it was also synonymous with the “Colonel Blimps” clinging to an outmoded idea of colonial greatness.
In Eden’s faint moustache Britain’s diminished international status found a fitting symbol. It all but disappeared on TV and, moments before his broadcast on the eve of the fateful occupation of the Suez canal in 1956, his wife had to blacken the bristles with mascara. His successor, Harold MacMillan, was the last British prime minister to furnish his upper lip.
Harold Wilson, the self-styled man of the people, had been clean shaven since the 1940s, Dr Brendon notes. “He obviously believed that the white-hot technological revolution was not to be operated with a moustache.”
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Clearly, Deacon from Richmond has mistaken Dr. Brendon's argument by incorrectly suggesting that the decline of the moustache is the cause, not the consequence of the decline of the British Empire.
â'It is a running gag in a serious book, but it does give one a point of reference,' he said yesterday."
Overextending the military coupled with the diminishing returns of Colonialism while engaged in two major wars might have more to do with the "decline and fall" than Marxian feminists, hm?
Ian, NYC, US
Interestingly enough, the explanation of the British moustache is similar to the explanation of the high boots and "Smokey the Bear" hats of American state policemen. After a particularly bloody strike in the Pennsylvania steel industry at the end of the 19th century, the inquiry concluded that many of the strikers, being immigrants from the Austro-Hungarian Empire, did not realize that the sheriff's deputies used for crowd control were actually police officers, since they typically wore civilian clothes with only a badge as a sign of office. It was recommended that the police adopt a very authoritative uniform designed along Austro-Hungarian lines, which the Pennsylvania Coal and Iron Police, predecessors of the Pennsylvania State Police, then adopted. This became the model for most other state police uniforms.
James Bennett, Lyons, Colorado
I would argue that for a proper study of the impac of facial hair on the fate of empires a true scholar would need to consider the impact of the beard as well.
If one looks at portraits of the early colonial types in India one cannot fail to be impressed by the fearsome facial shrubbery born by the early EIC officers, especially the likes of Nicholson, Hodson, Abbott and the other "young guns" who tamed the Punjab and Northwest Frontier in the 1840's and 50's. It seems that to impress the natives one really did need a beard capable of concealing a breeding pair of badgers.
The Remittance Man, Kleinkudoeskop, South Africa
Marxian progressives' feminism on the march explains the decline and fall of the British empire, not the diminishing moustache. The "moustache" theory is silly.
Deacon, Richmond, USA
At this point the British might as well have inverted mustaches for, as Mr. Odom says, their self hatred is destroying them. They are now in the process of bringing foreigners in to colonize, dominate and destroy their own country. How very sad.
Reuben, Portland, OR
"Racial Arrogance"? Every race has been, or now is arrogant. I beg the English to give up their self hatred and guilt. It is destroying them.
Robert Odom, Columbus, NM, US
âFor the Indian sepoy the moustache was a symbol of virility. They laughed at the unshaven British officers,â
Some mistake, surely?
Frank Upton, Solihull,
B-movies particularly westerns gave us the notion of black hat, plus moustache equals "bad guy". Early dumbing down so the audience didn't have to rack their brains too much. Because generally the plot line of these low-budget made-for-TV offerings would hardly have convinced a bright 12-year-old. Perhaps that's one of the reasons US citizens resident in the US seem so gullible.
Andrew Milner, Yokohama, Japan