241 Pizza

a) Amongst the intensively reared range on a shop shelf
b) In your back yard
c) In a curry

7. Obliged to take an international trip for work, how will you travel?

a) Lear jet
b) Cheap flight with a low-cost airline
c) A ludicrously complex train journey

8. Of course, when it comes to holidays a different set of rules apply! So, are you looking forward to . . .

a) A backpacking trip?
b) A hotel somewhere local?
c) A golf resort in a distant desert, via private jet?

9. It’s the end of the day and time to kick off your shoes. Are they . . .

a) PVC thigh boots?
b) PC-recycled trainers?
c) Patent leather?

10. Draw the curtains, turn the lights down low. Are they . . .

a) LEDs?
b) Lovely candles?
c) Lots of halogen spots?

11. Now for a nice glass of wine. What’s your tipple?

a) Biodynamic
b) Beaujolais Nouveau in Tokyo
c) Blackberry

12. A slap-up meal to end the day. How do you plan to cook it?

a) On a roaring woodstove
b) You prefer a raw-food diet
c) Roasting in the Aga

13. So, what’s on your plate?

a) A ready meal
b) Daisy, your home-reared pig
c) Roadkill

14. Your turn to wash up . . .

a) No problem – that’s what the dishwasher is for!
b) No dishwasher – you believe in doing it the old-fashioned way.
c) Fortunately you don’t bother with cutlery or crockery.

15. Last chore of the day – feed the pet before bed. But is your furry friend . . .

a) A scaly carp?
b) A cat, thank you very much?
c) More of a feathery chicken?

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Paul Waddington is the author of Shades of Green: A (Mostly) Practical A-Z for the Reluctant Environmentalist, to be published by Transworld on January 1 at £10.99.

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