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Enthusiasts devoted to the most prolific author in the world will be celebrating this weekend when Billy Bunter, his most famous creation, turns 100. But few outside of the Bunter fan club will have heard of Charles Hamilton.
Guinness World Records estimates that Hamilton published about 75 million words in his lifetime. In his prime he was producing up to 80,000 words a week for boys’ magazines, but he hid his talents behind 28 pseudonyms.
He created Bunter, the archetypal “Fat Owl of the Remove” for Magnet magazine under the name Frank Richards. Today Billy Bunter would probably be classed as clinically obese rather than fat and his classmates would find themselves in trouble for mocking him. Despite his large bottom, self-centred behaviour, undisguised greed and the postal order that never arrives, Bunter has become such a favourite that he has his own fan club known as the Friars, after Greyfriars School.
His debut in the first issue of Magneton February 15, 1908, was followed by 1,683 episodes, of which Richards wrote 1,380. The Magnet closed in 1940 as a casualty of the war but Bunter did not die with it. The character went on to appear in books and a popular 1950s television series, also written by Hamilton.
Under that and other guises Hamilton is believed to be the most prolific author in the world. Bunter is the one creation for which he is still remembered.
The bespectacled William George Bunter, aged about 15, was the bane of generations of overweight schoolboys who were inevitably nicknamed Bunter.
Among those joining the centenary celebrations at a restaurant in Covent Garden on Saturday will be Peter McCall, the president of the Friars Club, a thin, retired GP who warns young people today against following the example of Bunter.
Mr McCall said: “Of the seven deadly sins he is the living embodiment of pride, envy, avarice, greed, sloth, wrath and gluttony. His name has endured and is used to describe obesity by people who might have no idea about who he was. Bunter’s selfish, self-centeredness is a prominent feature throughout the Greyfriars saga. His needs are paramount and any chap not concerned with them alone is a selfish rotter.
“He is deluded and has a firm belief in his own superiority, which is reinforced when he speaks with foreigners.”
Bunter was also a racist, using taunts that are unsuitable for a family newspaper. Mr McCall said: “Bunter is a lazy coward who thieves, blackmails, has an aversion to washing, is poor at games and will do anything for his own ends. Bizarrely the only thing he is really good at is ventriloquism.
“Despite all these faults he is very popular with readers.”
The centenary dinner will be attended by 20 members of the Friars Club. Brian Simmonds, who is organising the event, said: “It is a traditional English restaurant and I’m sure Billy Bunter would have loved the menu. We will certainly be tucking into the pies and sweets. We call it food but Bunter would have called it tuck and wouldn’t have been satisfied until he had gorged on everything on offer.”
Busy scribblers
— Charles Hamilton is estimated to have written up to 80,000 words a week
— José Carlos Ryoki de Alpoim Inoue, the most prolific novelist in the world, had 1,058 novels published between 1986 and 1996
— The work of L Ron Hubbard has been translated into the most languages – 65
— Mao Tse Tung is the author of the second most popular book, after the Bible; there were 800 million copies Little Red Book
— J K Rowling is the richest author in the world, with an estimated wealth of £500 million
Source: The Guinness Book of Records, Times database

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Only the other day some of my friends and I were recalling our school days (early 80s) when we were really into Bunter and even got into trouble for reading during class, which resulted in a couple of (valuable) Bunters being confisicated!
Simply NOTHING captures the imagination like a Bunter does.
Rohantha Seneviratne, Colombo, Sri Lanka
I recall the tv series too. BBC couldn't do it today without turning Greyfriars into a co-ed, multicultural paradise
John Ledbury, Kings Lynn, England
I recall scouring used bookstores in south Calcutta in my early teens in the mid 70s for the rare Bunter chronicle (mostly Armada books). I was willing to overlook the tiresome caricature of Hurree Jamset Ram Singh because it was a lot of fun reading about Bunter's misadventures. Happy Birthday!
Sarbajit, Campbell, California, USA
Billy Bunter books were amusing and we read a few in the seventies at school...but it was not mainstream school children's books even then and Enid Blyton or Capt WE Johns or Agatha Christie were far more popular.
Uday, Pune, India
Well said Steve, I totally agree with you.
I was born in 1957 and seem to recall a TV series in glorious monochrome in the early 60's.
Martin , Bramley, South Yorkshire , England
Of course Billy Bunter thrived when Englishmen were free. when we were allowed to make up our own minds and had confidence in our own country.
Yes his 'sins" judged by our exacting modern standards are reprehensible, unlike the high moral standards of today's illiterate, knife wielding foul mouthed youth.
Steve, London, UK