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OUR FRIEND LYNNE TRUSS'S very famous and successful romp-cum-primer Eats, Shoots & Leaves sold like hotcakes in America but put the nose of one eminent literary critic distinctly out of joint. Writing in that bastion of correct usage The New Yorker, Louis Menand remarked that “an Englishwoman lecturing Americans on semicolons is a little like an American lecturing the French on sauces”.
You see, contrary to popular opinion, we Yanks take punctuation and grammar terribly, terribly seriously. Go to college in the United States and know that you must never be without the awe-inspiring Chicago Manual of Style (now available online at chicagomanualofstyle.org); nothing similar seems to be offered here. Maybe it's to do with our having a written constitution, while you Brits never felt the need of such a thing. But that's by the by.
Now, however, your favourite transplanted American (and mine) has ventured into the field of Linguistic Guidance for Limeys. Bill Bryson has a fantastic knack of rendering the frightening (string theory, say) accessible, and now he has given us Bryson's Dictionary for Writers and Editors. Language lovers - of every stripe and creed - should raise three cheers.
We at The Times continue to be proud that young Bryson cut his grammatical teeth here, working as a sub-editor some while ago; he hasn't lost his taste for the particularities of language. You can have fun breaking rules only if you know them in the first place.
Some of us like fast cars. Some prefer, I don't know, coronation memorabilia. Some of us are quite happy with words, and if you are one of those - as I am - then Bryson's book is for you. How fine to be furnished with an appendix for -ible and -able! (They sound like a pair of Borscht Belt comics, don't they?) The Abominable Snowman is found beyond that impassible ridge. There's a list of the monarchs of England: I had absolutely forgotten that King Stephen (1135-54) is the sole monarch from the House of Blois (after Norman, before Plantagenet). But then I'm foreign, as I said before - I'm sure you all know that.
So before spring springs, clear out your linguistic cobwebs, with the help of Bill Bryson - whose Keep Britain Tidy campaign spreads its tentacles wider and wider.
Bryson's Dictionary for Writers and Editors
Doubleday, £14.99

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Has nobody noticed the appalling howler in this lecture to us Brits on our illiteracy?
Erica Wagner gives the example (can it possibly have been Bryson's?) "The Abominable Snowman is found beyond that impassible ridge."
'Impassible' means 'unable to suffer or to feel emotions', and the only dictionaries I can find which confuse it with 'impassable' are Wiktionary and AllWords. Neither of them are known to be particularly confidence-inspiring at the best of times, and neither is Erica Wagner, since the example can hardly be a misprint, its sole purpose being presumably to contrast -able and -ible.
Having just quoted Louis Menandâs provocative remark about semicolons and sauces, she proceeds to lecture us on our scant regard for such things, waggishly speculating for good measure that it is a symptom of our impassibility of the need of 'a written constitution'. This is especially galling for those of us (and not by any means just RP speakers) who not only have a short a in 'impassible' and a long a in 'impassable', but quite naturally have a clearly audible distinction between -ible and -able.
Michael Lamb, Coleraine, NI
"And now he has given us..."
But this seems to be a reissue of a 1991 book.... "The Penguin Dictionary for Writers and Editors".
Old wine in new bottles is ok - shoudl be a good deal - but this review strikes me as not quite disclosing enough...
And of course Lynne's book would hardly need to cover the same ground, given that the Bryson book is already out there...
Bill D, Winchester,
I disagree with Michael. English is the rich language we know nowadays because it so readily absorbs new words and words from other languages. It is, after all, the result of centuries of invading Romans, Danes, Saxons and French layering their languages over older British dialects. You have only to compare with the clumsy and contrived modern words in French, ordained by the Academie Francaise, to understand why so many young French prefer to adopt versions of English words.
However, I would agree that educators desperately need to pay more attention to spelling and punctuation. Although we are willing to have an "open" language, we should nonetheless retain and control the underlying rules which govern its usage.
Allister Steele, Bristol, UK
Having created the English language, the English are the most careless in protecting and nurturing it. Importing foreign words at every turn and heedless of changes in spelling and grammar we just use it as a tool that happens to be available, never thinking of how we should best preserve it, or even how best to use it. It is from those peoples to whom we gifted the language that we most often hear criticism of our slack behaviour in this regard. However it is worth remembering that English as it exists today only came about through the complete disregard for the feeder languages that made it. The peasants happily dispensing with huge swathes of whatever did not suit them, and simplifying whatever did. This cavalier attitude is still with us today, and perhaps now is the time to curb it.
Michael Joyce, Huddersfield, West Yorkshire