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Anthony Kiedis is an LA rock star in excelsis. As the leader of a band whose
best-known image depicts the four of them all but naked, with droopy socks
clothing their genitals, he hardly needs labour the point. But long before
he formed the Red Hot Chili Peppers with his highschool chum Michael “Flea”
Balzary, Kiedis was, by his own account, living a life of fabulous or, if
you prefer, appalling unreality.
The child of a broken home, he fled his mother’s sensible, strict household in
Michigan at the age of 12 and moved to California to live with his
excess-all-areas father. Dad was a drug dealer and womaniser, known locally
as Spider, who supplied the 1970s Hollywood rock aristocracy with whatever
they needed, which was mainly cocaine. He started Anthony on marijuana
within days of his arrival, encouraging his son to take topless photos of
his girlfriend while stoned. “So my entry into the world of pot smoking was
as smooth as silk,” the author notes, with signature insouciance.
A year or so later Kiedis père supervised Anthony’s first coke
injection and around that time arranged for him to lose his virginity with
another of his many girlfriends. On their nights out, drinking and drugging
until the early hours at trendy bars on Sunset Strip, Spider and son would
dress identically in velvet jackets, tight T-shirts and platform-soled
shoes. Booze and barbiturate cocktails were their regular tipple; lines of
cocaine under the table kept them awake.
This egregious subversion of parental norms struck even Los Angeles’s most
notorious party animal, Keith Moon of The Who, as a bit odd. “Moon would
take me under his arm and say, ‘How you doing kid . . . Shouldn’t you be in
school or something?’” In fact, the teenage Anthony had more important tasks
to deal with, such as forming a human shield in front of his wasted father
to prevent the biker gangs he had antagonised in the parking lot from
beating him up.
“I wouldn’t have traded my lifestyle for anything,” Kiedis enthuses of his
early adolescence. This doesn’t sound so peculiar when you learn that he was
occasionally placed in the temporary care of Cher, who would let him sleep
beside her — but no touching — in her Bel-Air mansion.
Compared with these hair-raising tales of underage debauchery, the story of
Kiedis’s ascent to superstardom with the Chili Peppers is a bit tame. Apart
from the death from an overdose of their Israeli guitarist in 1987, the band
has enjoyed a fairly smooth career path. The cornerstone relationship
between Kiedis and Flea has survived (“like Cain and Abel without the
bloodshed”) and, despite the periodic stormings-out of replacement guitarist
John Frusciante, Kiedis lauds his fellow band members as “individually a
bridge to God for me”. Having slogged away on the album-tour-album treadmill
for most of the 1980s, they hit the jackpot with their 1991 album, Blood
Sugar Sex Magic. Ever since, the Chili Peppers have been feted as one of the
most influential groups in the world, brokers of an engaging stylistic
compromise between funk, metal and rap.
Kiedis, however, isn’t too interested in exaggerating the Chili Peppers’
claims to greatness. He prefers to dwell on his endless skirmishes with the
demons that have stalked him ever since Spider introduced him to them back
in the 1970s. By the end of this long book, you have lost count of the
number of times Kiedis has been in rehab, and can’t quite believe, as he
insists, that he has kicked all the habits, thanks to his dog Buster.
Meanwhile, the list of girlfriends (all gorgeous, but none capable of
satisfying him for longer, on average, than one album and a world tour) has
become a blur.
The most vivid parts of the narrative recount the ghastly details of Kiedis’s
junkie life, driving from his Hollywood mansion to the poorest parts of east
LA, where the crack is strong, cheap and covered in saliva because the
Mexican dealers carry the “rocks” in their mouths. The crazed idiocy of the
crack high is well conveyed by an incident in which Kiedis took off all his
clothes and called on a neighbour pretending, for no reason, to have mislaid
a set of house keys.
Drug antics aside, Kiedis is a showbiz kid at heart. He loves hanging out with
successful musicians, no matter which area of the spectrum of “cool” they
inhabit. One minute he’s with Kurt and Courtney, the next he’s having
interesting conversations with Spice Girl Mel C. Nothing that happens to him
in Scar Tissue wounds him more deeply than the abrupt and unexplained
withdrawal from his social life of Sinead O’Connor.
No matter how stoned he has been, Kiedis is keen to reassure us that he is a
conscientious lyricist and that the Chili Peppers take pride in putting on a
good show. Scar Tissue’s very LA message is: this guy may be a screw-up, but
he’s a total professional.
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