Adrian McKinty
Enter our Snapshots of Summer photography competition

The secret policeman wasn’t smiling. It just looked like that because his false teeth didn’t fit correctly. I was relieved. If Russian writer Isaac Babel is to be believed it’s when secret policeman start grinning at you that you should begin to worry.
“Think about it,” he said as he ran his fingernails along the right lapel of a navy double breasted blazer that was miles too big for him. His eyes were dark and squinty and his skin yellowy white. He was small, grey haired and not terribly menacing.
“I’m sorry?” I said, unsure that I had heard him correctly.
He repeated his offer. “Any book in Hemingway’s library for two hundred dollars,” he said in carefully enunciated English.
I nodded to show that I had understood his proposition.
I had spent the last half hour examining the library in Hemingway’s Havana house - the Finca Vigia. There were thousands of books: first editions, engineering texts, old atlases, older dictionaries, galleys mailed to Hemingway for blurbs, review copies, gifts; many of them had been doodled over by Hemingway himself and several were extensively underlined and annotated. A bruised early copy of The Sun Also Rises was probably worth a couple of thousand and at the bar of the Ambos Mundos Hotel a man had told me that somewhere in these stacks was a signed Catcher in the Rye which I knew I could flog on eBay for at least fifty grand.
The secret policeman tapped his foot, leaned backwards and placed his left hand on a cheetah skin which had been draped over a sofa. He patted it gingerly, like an underconfident Bond villain.
The cheetah interested me. In his 1958 Paris Review interview George Plimpton had described Hemingway’s house in Havana, and this room in particular, with meticulous detail. “The walls are lined with white painted bookcases from which books overflow to the floor...Hemingway stands when he writes in a pair of oversized loafers on the worn skin of a lesser kudu.” Opposite the writing desk and directly in Hemingway’s field of view Plimpton noted “an armoire with a leopard skin draped across the top.”
Apart from the books, papers, bull fight posters and letters, Hemingway’s home was dominated by hunting trophies. Plimpton observed dead animals everywhere - skinned, mounted, stuffed and yet more carved from wood and ivory. He also found random bags filled with shotgun shells and carnivore teeth. Hemingway’s writing desk is still opposite the armoire but strangely Plimpton’s leopard skin has metamorphosed into the hide of a cheetah. The animals are difficult to mistake. Their pattern of spots, heads, and bodies are completely different and this beast currently being drummed upon by the secret policeman’s chubby fingers was definitely not a leopard.
“Where are you from?” the secret policeman asked.
“Belfast.”
“Ah yes, England, no, Scotland.”

Win a luxury weekend to Newcastle and its neighbour Gateshead, find out more here
Risk, resilience and embracing new technology
Industry sectors news at a glance. Interactive heatmap, video and podcast
Discover the collective power of smart thinking. Submit a solution and be in with a chance to win a Flip MinoHD Camcorder
The inside track on current trends in the charity, not for profit and social enterprise sectors
Everything the Business Traveller needs to know to make a better trip
Make the most of the summer and enter our fabulous photographic competition, you could win a £5000 holiday
Corsica is an island of beauty and contrast, an ideal holiday destination
Enjoy further reading from Travel to Fashion, Business to Sport, discover more
Shortcuts to help you find sections and articles
The clever way to lease a new car is with Car leasing made simple™
2009
42,945
2008
71,450
Car Insurance
Not Specified
MI6
UK-based
£60,000
The Environment Agency
Bristol
Up to £90K
Boots
Midlands
OTE £85k
Credit Protection Association
Nationwide Opportunities
Completely London
Luxury Condo's in Manhattan with NYC views
The best new homes in Wimbledon?
Nationwide
Save up to £1,000 per couple with Elite Vacations at the five-star Constance Lemuria Resort
and do the British Isles this Summer.
Save up to 60% with Oxford Hotels and Inns
Try our inspiring luxury holidays to the Indian Subcontinent and South East Asia.
Great offers available
8 fabulous Canadian cities ...you won’t find cheaper
Contact our advertising team for advertising and sponsorship in Times Online, The Times and The Sunday Times, or place your advertisement.
Times Online Services: Dating | Jobs | Property Search | Used Cars | Holidays | Births, Marriages, Deaths | Subscriptions | E-paper
News International associated websites: Globrix Property Search | Property Finder | Milkround
Copyright 2009 Times Newspapers Ltd.
This service is provided on Times Newspapers' standard Terms and Conditions. Please read our Privacy Policy.To inquire about a licence to reproduce material from Times Online, The Times or The Sunday Times, click here.This website is published by a member of the News International Group. News International Limited, 1 Virginia St, London E98 1XY, is the holding company for the News International group and is registered in England No 81701. VAT number GB 243 8054 69.
I can personally vouch for the fact that the Catcher in the Rye as well as Kerouacs On the Road were in the Library last Christmas as I have had internal access to the books. . I do applaud Mr McKinty's latest attempt at fiction as I have yet to meet the Secret police there myself after many visits.
Jim Docherty, Kingston, Canada
An interesting Hemingway story somewhat ruined with the mention that Canadians are among the perverts that violate Cuban children.
Canada has laws against such things. The Mounties should saddle up to apprehend the freaks and send a strong message that Canadians don't tolerate child abuse by Canadia
Bruce, Montreal, Canada
I would have bought 20 books from that library and then made sure they got into an institution that would have kept proper care of them. Between the humidity, the apparently indifferent oversight and the near certainty the secret policeman had made the same offer, those book need rescuing.
john k., rowayton, United States
Having visited Finca Vigia over the past 10 years, I have noticed (April 08) the interior has been re-arranged - his stand up desk - where he typed (standing) has disappeared, his cat's graves by the pool have been moved and replaced with cast concrete slabs and the Pilar is in very bad shape.
Paul, cayman, BWI
Great article. Too many page-clicks though!
I only discovered the special 'print' button when I was on page 5
John, Almeira, Spain
Although the word was only used once, I think it bears repeating: Embargo. It's shameful for my country to continue this outmoded, unconscionable 'foreign policy.' It seems we only protest against human rights abuses when said abuser doesn't have a commodity that we need. No wonder things are as so.
Maury, Brooklyn, USA
I lived in Cuba for 10 yrs and know the the custodians there at the house have to make a living (la lucha). They'll give you a private tour for $10 and if they can sucker a tourist in paying $200 a book, I'm sure Hemingway would laugh his head off. There are a lot of books and even the medal!
jay, san salvador,
Really sad, but all those books should be in a safe place or library anyway. The humidity down there is spoiling them all. I would buy the better ones and donate them to a museum or university archive back in the states.
James, Doha, Qatar
Last comment from Ron in Cambridge reminds me of a Gahan Wilson cartoon: innocent looking kid at lemonade stand selling 10-cent lemonade to businessman; around the corner a dying businessman crawling up to the next stand where a not so innocent looking kid is selling lemonade antidote for $10.
David Anderson, Butler, Pennsylvania, USA
Er, so you very properly did not buy one of Hemingway's books. Good for you. The problem is, you then went and published a book (and this article) telling less scrupulous people how they could go and get one for themselves. I bet 50 english pounds they'll all be gone by the time i get there!
Ed, Melbourne, VIC, Australia
Thank you for an interesting and well written article. Only thing: you never explained how you knew he was a secret policeman?
Joe, Villa d'Este, Italy
A word of warning. Years ago in communist Eastern Europe a friend of mine bought an archaeological artefact for a seemingly small price in hard currency. On his way out a second guard found the artefact and avoiding arrest cost much more that the original price. It was a set up.
Ron, Cambridge,
really well written, thanks for telling the sad truth about cuba that so many people don't want to hear. good style of writing too.
Andy R.C., miami , U.S.A.