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It may appear agrestic to ask, but The Times is calling on its readers to come to the rescue of words that risk fading into caliginosity.
Dictionary compilers at Collins have decided that the word list for the forthcoming edition of its largest volume is embrangled with words so obscure that they are linguistic recrement. Such words, they say, must be exuviated abstergently to make room for modern additions that will act as a roborant for the book.
Readers who vilipend the compilers’ decision and vaticinate that society will be poorer without little-used words have been offered a chance to save them from the endangered list Collins, which is owned by News Corporation, parent company of The Times, has agreed that words will be granted a reprieve if evidence of their popularity emerges before February, when the word list is finalised.
Times readers can help to lift the malison on their favourite word by voting for it at the Comment Central weblog on Times Online, which will use its influence to persuade the public that the winning word is compossible with everyday speech.
Some words on the 24-strong list will also have a lucky periapt in the form of a celebrity champion, who will attempt to overcome their word’s caducity by using it in speeches, articles and on television.
Stephen Fry has chosen fubsy, which describes some of the contestants on QI, the quiz show that he presents. He may be able to persuade scriptwriters of Kingdom, the drama in which he plays the eponymous solicitor, to include the word in its third series.
Andrew Motion, the Poet Laureate, will support skirr, a word he has occasionally used to describe the sound of beating wings. “I’m a very keen bird-watcher,” he told The Times. “Birders do use this word from time to time so I thought it might have a better chance than others, such as vilipend. I saw 10,000 knot flying over The Wash in the evening recently and the noise they made was a skirring noise.”
He intends to use the word in his poetry, but Collins has given warning that it is not enough for the words to be used by their champions alone. Endangered words must appear at least six times in Collins’s corpus, a database that records word usage in printed, broadcast and online media.
Compilers will discount any references to words if they appear in articles about the campaign to save them.
Motion intends to enlist the help of the two million subscribers to the magazine of the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds: “My cunning plan to get the word out is to get birders to use it. I feel reasonably optimistic.”
Vince Cable, the griseous-haired Liberal Democrat Treasury spokesman, hopes to revive niddering by using it in his speeches. “It has a sort of withering contempt about it that is useful for political invective,” he said. “There will be plenty of opportunities to use it in parliamentary debates on the Government’s handling of the economy, and I will be looking for fresh ways to describe the policies of messers Cameron and Brown.”
Other champions include the Times writer Philip Howard, who apologises in advance to readers of his Modern Times etiquette column for any confusion caused by his use of fatidical. Christine Bleakley, the only champion to exhibit muliebrity, has also agreed to take part, alongside Adrian Chiles, her co-presenter on the One Show on BBC One. They respectively intend to use oppugnant and embrangle in their broadcasts.
Stephen Pound, the Labour MP for Ealing North, will campaign for caliginosity by ensuring that it appears in Hansard, the parliamentary record, and letters to his constitutents.
Words without champions will rely on Times readers, who will have to decide whether words such as mansuetude are sufficiently nitid to save, or too olid to contemplate.
Cormac McKeown, senior editor for Collins’s English dictionaries, said that he wanted to squeeze in as many words as possible but the influx of 2,000 new words meant there was not enough space. “We’ve been fiddling around with the typeface to try to get more in, but it is at saturation point. There is a trade-off between getting them in and legibility.”
The champions face a formidable task to persuade the public to follow their example, but at least one will be successful if they apply themselves. After all, the inclusion of each word in this article suggests that their usefulness is apodeictic.
Will you vote to save them? Some of the words heading for extinction
Abstergent Cleansing or scouring
Agrestic Rural; rustic; unpolished; uncouth
Apodeictic Unquestionably true by virtue of demonstration
Caducity Perishableness; senility
Caliginosity Dimness; darkness
Compossible Possible in coexistence with something else
Embrangle To confuse or entangle
Exuviate To shed (a skin or similar outer covering)
Fatidical Prophetic
Fubsy Short and stout; squat
Griseous Streaked or mixed with grey; somewhat grey
Malison A curse
Mansuetude Gentleness or mildness
Muliebrity The condition of being a woman
Niddering Cowardly
Nitid Bright; glistening
Olid Foul-smelling
Oppugnant Combative, antagonistic or contrary
Periapt A charm or amulet
Recrement Waste matter; refuse; dross
Roborant Tending to fortify or increase strength
Skirr A whirring or grating sound, as of the wings of birds in flight
Vaticinate To foretell; prophesy
Vilipend To treat or regard with contempt

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In the late 50's there was a man who appeared regularly on television who used to say really long words and talk very quickly - this was entertainment in those days!
Can anyone remember his name?
pam nevard, bromley, England
I can't imagine how they can possibly propose to omit these words. Some of them thrill me with their sheer potential! Let's face it, the world of writing tends to grow stale when it comes to vocabulary. Words like these could provide just the breath of fresh air we're all looking for!
Elizabeth, Johnson City, USA
Periapt is actually pretty common based on my experiences. So is the word malison, but maybe it's because I read a lot of fantasy. XD.
Victor, Here,
None of these words should be deleted, in fact no word should ever be deleted, language is important and we've lost too much of it as it is. By getting rid of these words you would be encouraging Caliginosity!
Billy, Aberdeen, Scotland
How can they get rid of periapt? I've actually seen that word used! Fubsy, skirr, and griseous are awesome words, too. They shouldn't get rid of any of these words.
JessPhoenix, Magna,
I like these words =) Skirr and caducity are definite favorites, and calignosity is pretty awesome.
The sounds and derivatives of these words affect their meaning in subtle ways that make them different from their synonyms, even if those are more usable. Fubsy and olid are great examples of this.
Madison, Jacksonville, FL,
I don't see why any word has to be eliminated from the dictionary. Isn't that the purpose of a dictionary, to preserv words? I find it offensive when slang words that do now stay around very long are included.
I only hope that there are enough people who still enjoy the english language.
Barbara Zientek, Warren.Mich,
Fubsy. We have to save Fubsy.
Rhiannon, bristol,
Though I could probably have guessed what some of those words meant, I have never seen or heard any of them except 'exuviate'.
It's fun and interesting to try to resuscitate them, nevertheless.
Gregory Bryce, Whitehorse, Yukon Territory, Canada
I can't see skirr being lost, whatever the dictionary says, because it's so wonderfully onomatopoeic. I'd never heard the word before reading this article, but knew exactly what it meant by the sound of it. It's the other words that need protection.
Caroline, Sydney, Australia
Oddly, no one has noted that the US TV series "Weeds" was set, for its first three seasons, in a horrendous suburb called Agrestic. The theme music was the Malvina Reynolds folk song "Little Boxes." And all that time I thought it was simply a synthetic-sounding exurban name...
Jesse, San Francisco, USA
I should have mentioned in the article that Collins will be keeping these words in its online dictionary, which of course has unlimited space. However, for those who love good old paper dictionaries, this is a genuine threat.
Cormac McKeown, senior editor of Collins's English dictionaries, believes that the book should be a mirror of the language rather than a comprehensive list of all words regardless of their obscurity. For example, some dictionaries include words that were only ever used by Edmund Spenser, the linguistically inventive author of the Faerie Queene. Collins, for good or ill, does not.
It seems unlikely to me that Collins will change its overall policy, but it is duty bound to retain periapt, apodeictic or griseous if fantasy fiction fans, philosophers or geologists coax the words out of specialist use and into the wider world. I promise to inform you, come February, how well you did.
Jack Malvern, London,
Why can't more pages be added to fit all the words in? Or include all the new ones in a separate volume/appendice?
Liga Baumanis Stils, Rowville, Australia
How can any of these words be considered recrement? I will agree that they are not terribly commonplace words, but they are all words that build upon our beautiful and complex language to make it one of the most lyrical languages in the world. Must-keeps: villipend, embrangle, and niddering.
Sarah Adams, Overland Park, KS, United States of America
I'm all for it - I love words. I teach (not English) & am always criticized by my students (11-19) for using 'long' words they don't understand. I regard the words I use as normal; the last one they complained about was 'flippantly'. Our language is being stunted & we need to fight back
Kate Dickson, Hastings,
The bigger our chalenges the better we feel when overcoming them... by using a wide range of words, increasingly empowers our brain, which as an end result will make a substantial difference in preparing it to face bigger challenges yet... God Bless America.
Francisco, Zihuatanejo, Mexico
The real shocker on the list is apodeitic. That is a basic term in philosophy, unlike some of the inkhorn terms listed which are rarely found outside dictionaries anyway. If Collins thinks a dictionary can be taken seriously without apodeitic, it has been taken over by philistines.
Nelson, Bournemouth,
I'm seventeen years old and have heard (and even used!) many or most of these words. Obscure in what respect? We should try to end ignorance and mental simplicity, not banish big words because some people don't use them.
Paige, San Jose, USA
I want to save "periapt" because it's the only one on the list I knew! Ahh, the heritage of teenage years wasted on Dungeons and Dragons...
James Dominguez, Melbourne, Australia
Words add colour to our language; to get rid of even one nudges us another step closer to black and white and an Orwellian '1984'.
Gill, Westerham, Kent
To Kewern Gibson, of Australia, please note that it is "mea culpa" (third person feminine ablative singular), not "mei culpa".
Edmund Burke, Kingston upon Thames, England
If they aren't on parliament's list of forbidden words I can see several being used in the House of Commons such as caducity, fubsy, olid, recrement etc.
Stephen, St. Ives, England
If the word is deleted from the dictionary how will this affect the rules in Scrabble?
Marlene , Bergerac, France
If there aren't all that many words to be purged, and if they are still present in old books that may be read, then why remove them?
Greg Lorriman, Leatherhead, UK
Given the ingress of "teenglish" and similar Anglo-American lazy drivel and the fact that about 2/3rds of the English speaking world have a useable vocabulary of between 300 and 600 , surely anything helps ! Oops , sorry , two "ands" in one sentance ! Mei culpa !Let our language expand not diminish.
Kewern Gibson , Beenleigh , Australia
It is apodeictic that these words should die (or already be dead). Use of them will only cause embranglement in an oppugnant society. Put recrement where it belongs. I villipend these words with a malison.
Simony, Haywards Heath, UK
Whether Collins should get rid of these words depends on its aims as dictionary compiler.
If it wants to increase market share as a lexicon of current usage, fine. If it wants to be a lexicon of all words ever used, it's a bad idea.
Keep them, I say, else we lose our linguistic heritage.
Simon Brook, London,
I think Exuviate should be safe - its derivatives (exuvium/exuviae) are used relatively frequently in technical/scientific entomological literature. A niche I know but it should count. As for the others, working those into my writing will cause me to become premanturely griseous.
PFB, Rockville, USA
That list is perfectly cromulent.
Hazel, Michigan, US
These words are not necessary. The Anglo Saxon equivalents are far more descriptive. People who use these words do so because they have nothing useful to say. In fact the entire article is prolix and boring.
ian fitzsimmons, London,
What is the fate of words like bootylicious, which had the lifespan of a song's popularity? It is not found in the Collin's online dictionaty but allowed in the Official Scrabble Checker (min points 19).
Such embranglement is making me fubsy.
M Khan, Peterborough, UK
It is bad English to use an obscure word (or a foreign word) where a common word would serve equally as well.
If you come up with any dying words that don't have synonyms in common use let us know.
Keith S, Winnipeg, Canada
Very well,if Collins wishes to be Agrestic,I shall carry on with the OED.
L. Shaw, Vancouver Island, Canada
We don't need these words. They're nearly all Latin imports and constructed words, with better English equivalents as shown in your key. This is why real English speakers, as opposed to show-offs, don't use them. There is no excuse for muliebrity, for example, or caliginosity, or oppugnant.
Kiera Hardie, Kennaquhair,
Do you know? There's probably a very good reason why those words risk becoming forgotten: most of them sound absolutely horrible.
Abdul Majeed, Bradford, West Yorkshire, UK
We hear the niddering skirr of absconding financial probity, and at last there are words to describe it.
Lord, save these words: Lord, save us.
Colin Miles, Charlotte, NC, USA