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Vernon Little, the 15-year-old narrator of DBC Pierre’s debut novel, in fact
has the middle name Gregory. The “God” part only enters the equation towards
the end of the story, when Vernon is on death row in a Texas jail.
At the outset, Vernon is under mild but persistent suspicion after a gun
massacre at his high school has left 16 dead. The gunman was his friend
Jesus (pronounced, of course, “Hay-zoos”), driven to anger by homophobic
taunting and other circumstances that are only revealed at a late stage.
But, since Jesus shot himself, the authorities require what Vernon calls a
“skate-goat”, and blubbery Deputy Gurie wants to try and prove Vernon was an
accessory.
To make things worse, Vernon’s widowed mom is sleeping with a bogus television
reporter from out of town, one Lally Ledesma. Lally is actually a TV
repairman, but with a stolen video camera he makes a report on the
“tragedy”, which he sells to the local TV station. To keep the money coming,
he decides to frame Vernon.
Lally hypes the manhunt into international news, earning so much from it that,
by the time Vernon is caught, he owns the TV network and has exclusive
rights to the trial. He also owns the privatised prison service, and makes
death row into a money-spinning “reality” show like Big Brother.
Pierre’s problem is that, in some ways, the American criminal justice system
is beyond satire, as is the reality-TV phenomenon. The novel’s exaggerations
are caustically funny, but do not make any very fresh points. Stronger
elements are Vernon’s authentic adolescent voice, forever passing on
hard-won but incomplete bits of wisdom, and the witty portrayal of life in
his dreadful home town.
VERNON GOD LITTLE by DBC Pierre
Faber
£12.99 pp279
Available at the Books Direct price of £10.39 plus £1.95 p&p
on 0870 165 8585

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