Reviewed by Matt Rudd
Attend an evening with Andre Agassi
I was driving down the M1 the other day when I fell asleep at the wheel. It was only for a second, but it was enough to make me pull into the next services, order a strong coffee and resolve to live every day henceforth as though my hair was on fire. Tiredness kills, but when my life flashed before me, I wasn’t tired. I had been listening to Radio 4.
Linda Smith was the antidote to Radio 4 dreariness. In the few short years between her debut on the station and her death at 48 from ovarian cancer, she sparkled as the female lead in Radio 4’s three flagship comedies: The News Quiz, I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue and Just a Minute.
The militant wing of the Radio 4 audience fell in love with her, which was a surprise, because she was a lefty and they all live in Tunbridge Wells and have handlebar moustaches. It was because her brand of humour managed to be razor-sharp and cuddly at the same time.
She could be pithy (“I had absolutely no expectations of Tony Blair, and even I have been disappointed”). She could be deadpan (“People knock Asbos, but you have to bear in mind they’re the only qualification some of these kids are ever going to get”). And she could sneak in the leftiness in a long joke about teapots. She was brilliantly funny and entertaining, which, sadly, this biography is not. Warren Lakin, Smith’s devoted companion and gig-to-gig chauffeur, simply doesn’t have the charm in his writing that she had in her stand-up comedy.
After Smith’s fractured childhood in Erith, Kent (a town of which she said, “It’s not twinned with anywhere but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham”), Lakin takes us to the Sheffield years and the point in the 1980s at which they met as student radicals (Smith had gone to Sheffield university in 1978 to study English and drama). They started working with Sheffield Popular Theatre in 1983 – a political cabaret that toured the picket lines during the miners’ strike. (It sounds miserable, but Lakin clearly loved it – he is at his most nostalgic and verbose in this part of the book.)
Then came Smith’s trio, The Chuffinnelles, which cracked the Edinburgh festival and “became the most talked about women’s comedy group of late1980s Britain”. I bet they were funny, but Lakin’s radicalism sort of kills it. Describing a Women at Work sketch by the trio, he says: “There was nothing nostalgic about it. It was very hard-hitting, striking a blow for health and safety and conditions for women in the workplace.”
It’s a blessed relief to reach the Radio 4 years, where Smith clearly softens, even if Lakin doesn’t (he’s even snootier about Radio 4 audiences than I was earlier). But he doesn’t include enough of her jokes – they are all in I Think the Nurses Are Stealing My Clothes: The Very Best of Linda Smith (the other, much better book published since her death). Instead, Lakin divides his book into sections that are meant to cast an amusing light on her life: a chapter on her addiction to American cable television, another describing the couple’s favourite bits of coastline, another on what constituted the perfect weekend in London. In her hands, we would have been crying with laughter. In those of her vegetarian other half, it’s as tedious as tofu.
In the final chapters, Lakin lets Smith do more of the talking, quoting extensively from her interviews with Bel Mooney and Libby Purves about her humanism. In 2004, less than two years before she died, Smith was made president of the British Humanist Association, and was recognised by many as much for her philosophical intellect as for her humour. Already a name in Radio 4 households, she was also becoming a television personality. She was the next Victoria Wood, and this biography, while full of Lakin’s love for her, doesn’t really capture that at all.
DRIVING MISS SMITH
by Warren Lakin (Hodder £18.99 pp352)
Available at the Books First price of £17.09 (inc p&p) on 0870 165 8585 and timesonline.co.uk/booksfirst

Industry sectors news at a glance. Interactive heatmap, video and podcast
Everything the Business Traveller needs to know to make a better trip
Get ready for the winter sports season, with our resort guides and snow reports
We are backing British business, what is the confidence of the nation and what businesses are succeeding?
Growing demand for energy, oil that is harder to reach and the rise of carbon dioxide emissions. We examine the energy challenge
With rail travel in Europe on the rise, we review the benefits of travelling by train
In this special section we explore new food trends to help improve your dinner party and impress guests
Enjoy further reading from Travel to Fashion, Business to Sport, discover more
Shortcuts to help you find sections and articles
1998
£47,955
12 months for the price of 11 and a 5% discount.
Offer ends 31/11/09
Check your free Experian credit report before applying
Car Insurance
to £60K + bonus (OTE £90k)
Lord Search & Selection
Location Flexible
PwC’s Consulting practice helps businesses of all shapes
and sizes work smarter and grow faster.
£85k
CPA
Highly Competitve
Specsavers
Whiteley, near Southampton
Moments from Battersea Park.
For sale with Winkworth
Find out about shared ownership.
See your free Experian credit report beforehand
7nts - Penang £499; Borneo £699; All Inclusive £799 including flights, taxes, accommodation and private transfers
For your ultimate tailor-made ski holiday, click here
Get covered on your travels with a superb range of policies at great prices. Visit InsureandGo.com
World Class Golf, Spa and preferential Beach Club. Private estate overlooking West Coast
Villas from £275 per night inclusive of Golf
Contact our advertising team for advertising and sponsorship in Times Online, The Times and The Sunday Times, or place your advertisement.
Times Online Services: Dating | Jobs | Property Search | Used Cars | Holidays | Births, Marriages, Deaths | Subscriptions | E-paper
News International associated websites: Globrix Property Search | Milkround
Copyright 2009 Times Newspapers Ltd.
This service is provided on Times Newspapers' standard Terms and Conditions. Please read our Privacy Policy.To inquire about a licence to reproduce material from Times Online, The Times or The Sunday Times, click here.This website is published by a member of the News International Group. News International Limited, 1 Virginia St, London E98 1XY, is the holding company for the News International group and is registered in England No 81701. VAT number GB 243 8054 69.