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Expert opinion is divided as to the lowest point of William Shatner's career. Was it his 1976 film, The Devil's Rain, in which he was sacrificed by a bunch of Satanists led by Ernest Borgnine? Or what about White Comanche, where he played twin half-breed brothers who must fight to the death, and which can today be bought on Amazon for one cent? “Literally, they are selling it for one cent,” writes Shatner in his new autobiography, amazed and appalled. The prize must surely go to Incubus, a “metaphysical witchcraft picture” about a beautiful succubus who destroys men's souls; it has the distinction of being the only film to be shot in Esperanto. Sadly, a mistake in the lab destroyed all negatives of the film, although it is available, Shatner informs us, “on DVD at Shatner.com. for $9.95 - That's $2 less than Amazon!”
Never trust a man who uses exclamation marks - they're the prose equivalent of canned laughter, signalling looming comic intent together with a fierce distrust that we will not get the joke. Shatner gets the joke. Shatner is the joke. “I now have 53,038 friends on my MySpace page!” he boasts, like a one-man Trekkie convention, a walking encyclopedia of all things Shatner. He may even be the first celebrity to be found guilty of stalking himself. Up Till Now follows him from his childhood in Jewish Montreal, through the ranks of Canadian repertory theatre, to Stratford for a bit of Shakespeare, then back to New York for the “Golden Age of Television”, where he first learnt to deploy halting cod-Shakespearian diction,putting emphasis. In the. Strangest. Places. In order. To steal scenes. Without anyone. Noticing.
It was only when transplanted to the outer reaches of pulp that this manner really found its raison d'être: if you're going to chew the scenery, the scenery might as well be fake platinum. Shatner was third choice to play Captain Kirk in Star Trek, and he seems to have spent most of that show's three seasons seething with jealousy for his co-stars - “I was supposed to be the star but Leonard Nimoy was getting more attention than I was.” Years later, Nichelle Nichols (Uhura) told Shatner how “self-absorbed” he had been during the series, and how resented he was by the rest of the cast. Officer Sulu hated his guts. Scotty refused to speak to him. It's strangely gratifying to know that a series founded on the idea of inter-galactic friendship was such a bear pit of bruised egos and pointy-ear lashings.
Shatner doesn't let the charge of self-absorption delay him long; there's his appearance on the World Wide Wrestling channel to be getting on with, or the time he sold his kidney stone on eBay... The reader is left to decide whether this is all a sign of incipient postmodernism (the first actor to display knowledge of his own cheesiness) or just an ego so hungry that no crumb is too small to be worth chasing under the table. He did do all this stuff, after all. “I've been an answer on Jeopardy but I've never appeared on the Home Shopping Network,” he writes. It's also debatable whether we ever get to know the man behind the desperado shtick. It comes as a shock when, at one point, Shatner describes himself as “a divorced father of three in the back of a truck”. Hang on: a divorce! And three children! Where did they come from? Either he has found a way to self-reproduce, like Tribbles, or he is not the fondest of family chroniclers.
He has already written a much better autobiography: the album Has Been, on which, with the help of the musician Ben Folds and the writer Nick Hornby, he perfected the sorry-lounge-singer routine he's been working on since the 1970s; the lyrics, largely autobiographical, have all the sadness and honesty and self-reflection that are missing here.
One night, driving home after promoting the album, Shatner turned on the local radio station and was overjoyed to find it being played. “We've got William Shatner's new record here,” said the DJ. “Yeah what an asshole,” said a co-host. “You're right, he probably is an asshole.” Shatner immediately dialled the station. “This is William Shatner here and I am not an asshole,” he protested. “Would an asshole call a radio station to complain that he is not an asshole?” Five minutes of wooing and wrangling later, he hung up and turned the radio back on. “Was that really William Shatner?” “Yeah it was. And he's still an asshole.”
Has Been made number two in Billboard's Top Heatseekers chart. No exclamation mark.
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He was utterly brilliant as the cheesy beauty show host in Miss Congeniality with Sandra Bullock. The man is a genius in the right role.
Herman Gilool, Lyon, France
I thought the cereal adverts were really funny. Certainly better than watching endless ads for sanitary towels and home-owner loans. All that aside, William Shatner makes me laugh and that is a very precious gift. Long may he continue.
Jane, Worcester, UK
Shatner's greatest role for me was not captain kirk but Denny Crane on Boston Legal where he's not only comically brilliant but shows such depth of character and emotion. That show is an under-rated gem that shows how good Shatner can be in the right role
Adam Drummond, Leicester,
So Tom Shore's not a trekkie. Maybe he should respect the prime directive and not mess with cultures he doesn't understand. One might as well beat up on Adam West, he had a rough run too. The whole space opera genre would have been poorer without Shatner et al.
stuart munro, dunedin, New Zealand
I'm not too sure that Bill Shatner spoke Esperanto fluently.
I've met Harry Harrison, at our office in London however, and Harry both speaks and advocates this new ""global language"
I have witnessed this, personally.
ONLY JOKING
The stainless rat told me sol
Brian Barker, London, England
Shatner is a great, he has accomplished far more in his life than bad mouthing people on internet articles whilst trying to sound intelligent. As far as falling out with his co-stars is concerned, who hasn't fallen out with colleagues? Power to the Shatner!
Dan Adams, Lincoln,
A superb actor and a good human being!
Dilip Dhokia, Bradford, UK
Completely agree with James of Glasgow. Boston Legal is a gem of a series & Shatner's character is precisely the kind of role a has-been TV actor takes on and makes special. Sheer professionalism.
Patrick, Sudbury, UK
You do the man a disservice. He's an oddball by all means, but hugely likeable with it.
In Boston Legal, I'm certain there isn't another man living who could play the part. The show would be much poorer without him.
Exclamation marks rock! Nasty reviewers on the other hand, don't. It's tiresome.
Paul M, Puerto del Rosario, Spain
In my personal opinion, Shatner excells in his role of Danny Crane in BOSTON LEGAL. It seems as if he landed his true self in this character. He is arrogantly funny and yet offers formidable acting. Hopefully, the series will go on a while longer.
CEFERINO, slough, uk
Anyone who wants to see Shatner at his best should watch Airplane 2. Shatner's comic timing is brilliant and his ability to keep dead-pan in the midst of all that silliness rivals Leslie Nielsen.
Soddball, Tonbridge, Kent
He doesnt proclaim his brilliance, workout to maintain a six a pack in movies, or go on about worthy causes for the UN.
What do you know, a movie star who may be human! (note the use of the exclamation mark)
He's great.
Marc, Antrim,
The lowest point in Shatners career must be those cheesy breakfast cereal ads on TV.
There are no depths into which an actor without a future will sink.
M.J. Frizell, Payzac, France
When it comes to pomposity, self regard and intolerance to criticism, Shatner's sins are pretty mild compared to some of the monster egos in Hollywood. Shatner had a great talent for comedy and its what made Star Trek appealing to non-trekkies. As Jennifer says, he could make fun of himself too.
Malcolm McAdam, Bonn, Germany
The mans a legend. And in Boston Legal steals the show by just being better than virtually everyone else.
The only man to find a way to do a talking book version of a rap song. (Futurama.)
!!!!!!!
James, Glasgow,
I think William Shatner has a healthy sense of humor AND self deprecation. Good for him.
Jennifer Gilmore, Cary, USA
Shatner was perfect in Star Trek. He is an adequate performer as an actor, particularly on television. Why we should expect him to be humble or insensitive to criticism, deserved or not, seems to be ignoring his human nature. And artists and performers each have their own foibles and weaknesses.
Richard, San Mateo, CA, US
Huge fan of "Has been", you have to hear it, and Shatner's cover of "Common People".
Brilliant!
thalia, london,
Thanks to YouTube you can enjoy the er magic of Rocket Man here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN3MGN899yE
In fact it's two Shatners for the price of one!
Robert, Manchester,
Bill Shatner is a good man. Whilst articles like this attempt to put him down they miss life's reality in a sad attempt at tabloidism. If a man is to be judged on his true worth then Shatner will be acclaimed for his mentorship of the tinnitus association. He has been an inspiration to thousands.
Steve Payne, Alicante, Spain
Whilst is true that William Shatner did make "Inkubo" in Esperanto, it is not true that this was the only film to be shot in the language.
In fact, the Esperanto pronunciation in the film is not particularly good.
Bill Chapman, Conwy, Wales, U.K.
If you'd ever heard his renditions of "Mr. Tamborine Man," or "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" from 1968 or his vocal recital of Elton John's "Rocket Man," ten years later from 1978, there could be little doubt left as to the true rock-bottom points of his career-
Scott Benowitz, Rye, New York, U.S.A.
It was when he was advertising cereal on British TV - even Scotty couldn't beam him up from that embarrasment !!!
Ian Payne, WALSALL,
No mention of that 1977 classic 'Kingdom of the Spiders', where giant tarantulas take over an all American town and devour the population!
Paul, Coventry,