Southeastern's running right on sched

That's great, but now announcements fed

To passengers thru PA system

Say wake up, folks, and just you listen

Don't leave your luggage unattended

To bomb disposal we will send it

Don't smoke on railway property

It's antisocial, don't you see?

Don't feed the pigeons, they're a pest

Co-operation we request

Don't rollerblade or skateboard here

To regs and byelaws please adhere

Don't walk on platforms when there's rain

It's slippy, you could cop a strain

Don't stand in front of yellow line

That's dangerous, so be bovine

We're thankful when the train pulls in

To get some peace from all this din

To read the paper, get a kip

Fat chance, cos like a steady drip

"Your tickets!" comes down slowly

Checking on high and lowly

Just in case we vault the gate

like yobboes, shouting "Up yours mate"

at London Bridge, our destination

That fully PA'd railway station

Where lest we'd missed them, speakers chime

The same announcements, one more time.

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