The man, the films, those blondes. Free DVD collection starting this Sunday
Oh Mr Lockhead what shall I do
My train operating company
Is not the one by you
Thank goodness for Mr Souter
And his weathy sister Ann
Whose early morning trains
To Waterloo
Run on time since I began
To travel up from Winchester
They take my money, but sadly,
Stagecoach of Perth is the company
Which fines its passengers gladly.
You must have a valid ticket
When traveling on one of our trains
Which one of your trains
Is the puzzle
I wish I had the brains.
And who is this mystery person
Who waits on the Station daily
Stan Wellaway his name is
(From the Edge of Platform 1)
He has his very own announcements
Of fast trains passing through
I bet he buys his ticket
So Brian Souter will not sue!
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