Christopher Goodwin
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Lucky You is the kind of movie that should have been a box-office slam-dunk when it was released in the US at the beginning of May. A clever romantic comedy set in the world of poker-playing, the film had an immaculate Hollywood pedigree.
It starred Eric Bana, the hunky up-and-coming Australian, and Drew Barrymore, a box-office sweetheart with a slew of romantic hits such as Never Been Kissed and 50 First Dates under her belt.
It was co-written by Eric Roth, winner of an Oscar for Forrest Gump. The director and co-writer was Curtis Hanson, responsible for box-office successes such as The Hand That Rocked the Cradle, but also for critically acclaimed films such as LA Confidential, for which he won a screenwriting Oscar.
Lucky You opened on the same weekend as Spider-Man 3, clever counter-programming by Warner Bros to offer women, particularly older women, an alternative to the effects-driven extravaganza that their boyfriends, husbands or sons were more likely to watch.
But Lucky You opened to just about the worst box-office results of the year. It has taken less than £3m in the US, a huge loss for Warner on a film that will have cost more than £40m to produce and to market.
Why was it such a flop? Well, without wanting to seem simplistic, because nobody, particularly the female-skewed demographic Lucky You was aimed at, went to see it.
Its disastrous performance will only have reiterated to the studios what has become a self-fulfilling prophecy in the past few years: romance is dead at the movies. The last really successful Hollywood romance was Brokeback Mountain, and that was about gay cowboys.
If you survey this summer’s big movies, it’s obvious the studios are prepared to offer audiences any kind of entertainment, so long as it’s not romance: gory horror such as Hostel: Part II, family romps in the third Pirates of the Caribbean, animated comedies The Simpsons and Shrek the Third, and action thrillers such as The Bourne Ultimatum.
There’s even a successful line of sex comedies such as Knocked Up, in which a beautiful woman gets pregnant by a schlubby guy after a one-night stand, and Superbad, in which a group of high-school geeks try to get the girls they fancy drunk enough to have sex with them.
But scan the release schedule for the kind of big-budget romances that were once a staple of the Hollywood dream factory, or even for romantic comedies like the ones that made big stars of Julia Roberts and Sandra Bullock, and you’ll be left scratching your head. Hollywood has stopped making films like Casablanca, Gone With the Wind, Dr Zhivago or even Titanic, the highest-grossing film of all time.
The most obvious reason for the end of movie romance is the brutality of modern box-office demographics. More than ever before, a film’s fortunes are won or lost over the first weekend of release.
“If you do come up with a movie that doesn’t hit, the consequences are as dire, if not more dire, than they’ve ever been,” acknowledges Adam Fogelson, president of marketing at Universal Pictures.
And who goes to see films on their first weekend? Overwhelmingly adolescent boys, young men and the dates they drag along. These young males are Hollywood’s most prized movie-goers, the repeat viewers who go back to Spider-Man 3 to see cool effects they may have missed the first time. And while the 15 to 25-year-old American male may be obsessively interested in sex, the last thing he wants to see on screen - or will admit to wanting to see by buying a ticket - is romance.
It’s not surprising that women, particularly women in their thirties or older, have all but given up going to the movies. Or that when a film comes along that might appeal to them, like Lucky You, it is just not on their radar.
“It’s Hollywood’s fault,” says Spanish director Pedro Almodovar, who consistently creates wonderful melodramas and intriguing female characters. “In the last decade you can count the number of Hollywood dramas that have revolved around women. The studios have forgotten that women are fascinating.”
Laura Bickford, producer of Traffic, agrees. “At one time Hollywood made great movies for women with stars like Joan Crawford, Bette Davis and Ingrid Bergman. They were a real genre and unfortunately that genre has almost completely disappeared. It’s shameful, because the studios completely underestimate the potential buying power of the adult female audience.”
Women may make up 51% of the population but Hollywood knows most older women would prefer to wait until a film comes out on DVD.
“There’s always a female audience,” says actress Julianne Moore. “But we will only go if they make movies for us because we’re just too busy. It makes me crazy when people ask why women don’t go to the movies. Number one, there are no movies for us and, number two, we have jobs and families. I never get out of the house with two little kids. If I go, I want to know it really is something for me. I want it to be relevant to me.”
But because older women won’t turn out on opening weekend, Hollywood has all but lost interest in them. “In general, female markets have been underserved,” says Tom Ortenberg, president of Lions Gate Films, “and the over25 female audience is one that’s dramatically under-served in the market-place.
“I don’t know why that is. You could speculate that it’s because Hollywood is a male-driven world, with people green-light-ing the movies they feel most close to.”
Increasingly women find their romantic urges catered to on television, by series such as Sex and the City, Desperate Housewives and Grey’s Anatomy.
It’s not surprising that in an industry primarily geared to sating the appetites of the adolescent American male, almost all of the top executives are male. Just a few years ago, when the studios did have more romances and romantic comedies on their slates, four of the six big Hollywood studios were run by women, including the legendary Sherry Lansing, who ran Paramount when the studio co-financed Titanic.
Most of the people making the films, most scriptwriters and almost all top directors are male too. Martha Lauzen, a professor at San Diego State University, who undertakes an annual survey of employment in Hollywood, found that last year just 15% of the directors, writers, producers, cinematographers and editors on studio films were women.
“If you want to understand what’s going on on-screen, you have to look behind the scenes,” says Lauzen. “There’s a statistically significant relationship between the employment of women behind the scenes in powerful roles and female characters on screen. With women behind the scenes, you get a different kind of female character: more powerful, multi-dimensional.” And more romance.
But some people believe there are deeper cultural reasons for the death of Hollywood romance.
“Who killed the love story?” asks scriptwriter and cultural critic Adam Simon. “The usual suspects: political correctness, the culture of transgression and, of course, feminism. We live in an era which aspires to absolute freedom, absolute self-fulfil-ment and absolute equality. Any one of these, let alone all three, are inimical to romance.”
Others believe that with wide access to pornography on the internet and to cable television stations catering to the basest of tastes, something else is happening.
“There’s a hardening of the culture,” says Nancy Meyers, writer-director of romantic comedies such as Something’s Gotta Give. “Reality TV has lowered the standards of entertainment. You’re left wondering about the legitimacy of relationships. It’s probably harder to entertain the same people with a more classic form of writing, and romantic comedies are a classic genre.”
Simon agrees that a coarsening of the culture is to blame. “Hollywood love stories today, like The 40-Year-Old Virgin and Knocked Up, celebrate awkward innocence and the loss of virginity,” he says. “Did anyone ever want to pay to see Cary Grant’s loss of virginity, let alone Mr Darcy’s? The old love story was about the way experience is transformed by fidelity and innocence.
“In a culture where you can say anything, do anything, make love to anything, marry and then divorce anything and then start all over again, there can be no romance because romance is about limits.”
Bring back unhappy endings
Who killed the Hollywood romantic movie? There are any number of suspects, from the propensity of busy career women to wait for the DVD to political correctness and feminism. But the real culprit is surely the curse of the happy ending, writes Daniel Johnson.
Think of the great classics such as Gone with the Wind. What they have in common is the hard-edged, usually tragic denouement. We remember their last lines precisely because the response they evoke is not saccharine self-satisfaction but a bitter tear.
When Vivien Leigh as Scarlett O’Hara delivers her pay-off - “Tomorrow is another day” - we identify with it, because it is real. If Hollywood made a remake today, she would have to ride off into the sunset with Clark Gable. Imagine a Doctor Zhivago in which Lara does not die, but lives happily ever after.
The greatest Hollywood romance of all is Casablanca. But what makes it so memorable? Humphrey Bogart’s most celebrated lines, some of which have become part of the language, are preceded by a view of love that is genuinely bleak: “I’m no good at being noble, but it doesn’t take much to see that the problems of three little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you’ll understand that . . .”
Only then does Bogart repeat his catchphrase, now laden with tragic irony, to remind her of their shared past: “Here’s looking at you, kid.” No screenwriter today would dare put such honest sentiments in his mouth.
Until Hollywood abandons its obsession with a teenage market that apparently cannot cope with unhappy endings, there will be no more Casablancas.
The top 10
1 Casablanca – 1942
2 Gone with the Wind – 1939
3 West Side Story – 1961
4 Roman Holiday – 1953
5 An Affair to Remember – 1957
6 The Way We Were – 1973
7 Doctor Zhivago –1965
8 It’s a Wonderful Life – 1946
9 Love Story –1970
10 City Lights – 1931

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Two movies that got me into the cinema in the last few years were "Monsoon Wedding" and "My Big Fat Greek Wedding." Both were romantic, both honest, very different cultures. They were Indies that have done enormously well. I also went to see "Closer" and "Babel". And soon there'll be Julia Roberts in "Eat, pray, love" all three produced by Paramount. Romance is still there, but it's tougher. Maybe it's the right scripts that are not coming in to Hollywood.
Pamela Windo, Jersey City, USA
As a woman who loves romantic movies, it doesn't mean I'll love ALL romantic movies. They still have to be GOOD romantic movies. Most of the romantic movie schlock put out by Hollywood today is just a cynical ploy to put out something, anything, for the females, and is usually soooo formulaic. Same for all those terrible female generational bonding movies, usually set in the South for some reason, that Hollywood loves to churn out. You might as well see an action movie because at least it's not trying to be something it isn't. Plus the romantic movies hardly ever get the marketing - for instance I never even heard of Lucky You. But I do know I saw Drew's recent movie Music and Lyrics, and that was enough to scare me off her romantic movies for a long while. Still every so often, a few good romantic movies still slip out. And when they do, I know the men I know, also like them very much as well, whether they admit it ot not.
Claudia , Atlanta, USA