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CHRIS MORRIS, the satirist whose television act features jokes about paedophilia, drugs, incest and rape, is to make a movie intended to show the funny side of terrorism.
He says the film will seek to do for Islamic terrorism what Dad’s Army, the classic BBC comedy, did for the Nazis by showing them as “scary but also ridiculous”.
Morris said: “Most of us would dearly love to laugh in the face of our worst fears. Why aren’t we laughing at terrorists? Because we don’t know how to, until now.”
Though the film is a work of fiction, Morris has researched it over the past two years by visiting places in Britain associated with terrorist plots, including Leeds, Bradford and Luton.
“I don’t plan for this film to be offensive, but I do want it to be very funny,” Morris said. “I accept, though, that some may find poking fun at terrorists is offensive.
“There is this Dad’s Army side of terrorism and that’s what this film is exploring,” said Morris, who once, while hosting a Radio 1 show, made a hoax announcement about the death of Michael Heseltine, the former Conservative deputy prime minister.
The film, to be shot in the spring, takes as its premise that terrorists are “scary but also ridiculous”, according to the synopsis.
It will use some real absurdities around Islamist terrorism as its basis. It cites Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, one of the ringleaders of the September 11 attacks, who, after inviting a journalist to a secret location in Pakistan to record a tell-all interview about 9/11, spent two hours trying to select clothes that would avoid making him looking fat.
At terror training camps, young jihadists argue about honey, accidentally shoot off one another’s feet or get thrown out for smoking. Back in Britain, they spend evenings having rows over whose turn it is to do the washing-up.
In Hamburg the 9/11 hijacker Mohammed Atta ran discussion groups that were so strict that everybody left them. “Terrorism isn’t about religion, it is about berks,” says the summary of the film.
The leader of a British terrorist cell mistakes a gram of triace-tone triperoxide (TATP), used in the 2005 London bombings, for a line of cocaine, and snorts it.
According to Morris, terrorists have all-too human foibles and weaknesses, and for much of the time live what passes for normal life. “This film will hopefully get over that terrorists do what we all do,” said Morris, whose Brass Eye show, broadcast in 2001 on Channel 4, made jokes about paedophilia and lampooned celebrities who want to help child abuse victims.
“They discuss the mundane, and plan things that sometimes then go wrong. People, that is viewers, are longing to laugh at terrorism.”
Few British comedians have dared to poke fun at Islamic terrorism, and if it backfires, Morris faces greater risk than when he attacked show business stars and politicians. However, in a recent article he likened Martin Amis, the novelist, to Abu Hamza, the hook-handed Muslim cleric, for “forging an incoherent creed of hate” against Muslims.
It will be Morris’s first feature film, and the £4m budget will be met partly by Channel 4 as well as by Warp Films, which last year released the acclaimed film This Is England.
Morris, whose early career included a stint as a pompous anchor on a BBC news spoof, got the idea for the film after reading details of Operation Crevice. This was the name given to the raids launched by the police in 2004 on terrorist suspects in the south of England.
The police found a biscuit tin filled with aluminium powder, ammonium nitrate in bags of dried fruit and other bomb ingredients behind a garden shed. “It was almost unbelievable,” said Morris. “But it all happened. Terrorists will also discuss the most ordinary of things. I found out, for example, that jihadists like reading the views of Jeremy Clarkson but not those of Richard Littlejohn [a tabloid newspaper columnist].”
Morris used two scriptwriters from the BBC television satire, The Thick of It, to help write the movie. Morris himself will direct it, though he will not act in it.

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Can't wait. Have been waiting for somebody to develope the requisite courage. The South Park boys still haven't summoned up enough. One only hopes that Chris doesn't end up with a note pinned to his chest by a knife.
Comedy is the cure. If only the religious realised.
David Paxton, Chelsea, UK
This is going to cause a lot of whinging and pointless debate, which will bring it to everyone's attention & do more for its figures than advertising ever could. As long as it's funny enough, this film could be a massive success.
Howitt, Luton, Beds
I agee that the writer of this article seemed to have a poor understanding of Chris Morris
GFisher, Liverpool, England
I would agree that this article is incredibly misleading about the nature of Morris' humor. I wouldn't even say the jokes in his show are 'about' rape, pedophilia, etc...they're more just about the distorted and absurd perception of those things which the media presents to us on a routine basis.
Alvisa Minidoruv, Merced, USA/California
That Monkey Dust sketch of the jihadists was brilliant. The mundanity of it all was well captured
S.T, Brixton,
What idiot wrote this article? He obviously hasn''t liked/understood/heard/watched Chris Morris' work.
He didn't 'announce' the death of Michael Heseltine, he said "If we hear anything on the death of Michael Heseltine; then we'll let you know" or something along those lines.
"CHRIS MORRIS, the satirist whose television act features jokes about paedophilia, drugs, incest and rape"
Those subjects are used in his projects but as a spring-board for jokes and to most fans of Morris they are just decoration anyway, it is the dizzying word play, frequent silliness and precision timing of the gags that is the attraction. The article is trying to paint Chris as some twisted comedy satirist when he is simply a seriously talented, funny, fearless writer/actor who doesn't enjoy propping up Jonathan Ross' couch.
Anyway, can't wait for this; it's exciting for him to be tackling something with real depth and of genuine consequence; though its bound to get messy isn't it?
Club Foot, Isle of Man,
I've been arguing something similar for a while. Terrorists, or wannabe terrorists are sad little inadequates with chips on their shoulders. They are no different to pathetic losers who go on gun rampages in America or here in Hungerford, Dunblane etc. We should not fear them we should laugh at them. Bin Laden after all is exhorting these idiots to kill themselves because god will favour them whilst himself hiding in a cave. He is a deluded psychotic and not worthy of our fear.
Paul Owen, Birmingham, Uk
The BBC3 animated show "Money Dust" from 2003/2004 had a regular sketch about home grown terrorists which was hilarious until the Madrid and London bombings in 2005... "Dad's Army" was amusing because the threat had been eliminated.
gray, Bristol,
I hear that Mr. Morris studied the Quran carefully, so he won't offend Muslims. It's always been the 'British' way to laugh at our enemies. Charlie Chaplin did it with Hilter.
Carol Selway, London,
Those two arch-terrorists Bush and Blair have been lampooned for years and it has made not one bit of difference. They are still terrorists.
Duns Scotus, Duns, Scotland
About time too. The only way these idiot terrorists will be defeated in the long run is through ridicule. There's no escaping the fact that they, and their cause, is ridiculous, and i looks like this film may well show this.
J.Dickson, Borris,, Irish Republic.