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A message for the great Steven Spielberg: No more schmaltzy happy endings. Please

To judge by the sub-par performance of The Terminal in America this summer, audiences also seem to be saying: “Just finish.” British moviegoers can judge for themselves when the film opens here on September 3.
Something has happened to Spielberg en route to his glorious twilight, and it’s not the complaint that dogged him in the 1990s — that he had lost his sense of mischief and become a dogmatic melodramatist. No, it concerns his ability to wrap up a story concisely and with generic decorum.
To start with, the length. All his films run long now, even his rompish comedies. One has to go back 15 years to Always to find a Spielberg film that is not more than two hours long. But the problem is not self-importance or waning energy. Minority Report and Catch Me if You Can both felt like films from someone 20 years younger; the latter also had a striking, animated, full opening title sequence. No, the problem is the padding to be found in the third act, or more accurately the clutter of codas that pack the audience in cotton-wool to make sure nobody leaves feeling anything other than comfortable.
Cinema’s greatest crowd-pleaser has turned into its greatest people pleaser. The clinical term for the condition is emotophobia, defined as an excessive or irrational fear of negative feelings, but “feel-gooditis” serves just as well.
The original ending for The Terminal was so preposterously feel-good that it was actually reshot and toned down after test screenings. But it still lays on the Capra corn with a trowel. Cheering airport workers appear out of nowhere, tough guys providentially turn kind.
Spielberg used to believe in crisp endings. E.T. ends with a torrentially sad farewell, Empire of the Sun with a muted, ambiguous reunion. His first feature, The Sugarland Express, is his only out-and-out comic tragedy, but he was not averse to the ambiguous coda. The hysterical victory dance of truck-menaced Dennis Weaver at the end of Duel dissolves to a sunset which finds him sitting dazed on a clifftop. Later, the antics of Raiders of the Lost Ark end, in a nod to Citizen Kane, with the all-powerful ark being consigned to a government warehouse by indifferent bureaucrats.
Since then Spielberg’s endings have become increasingly enslaved to upbeat endings, even when the genre doesn’t require it. His futuristic thriller Minority Report must be the only noir to end with an image of rustic bliss. (The first thing Ridley Scott removed for his director’s cut of Blade Runner was the studio-inserted final shot of green trees.)
The more ill-suited a feel-good ending, the longer it takes to contort the narrative to justify it.
Spielberg’s science-fiction fable AI: Artificial Intelligence could have ended perfectly after two hours with its robot-child expiring on the ocean floor by the statue of the Blue Fairy, a figure he is convinced can make him real. It is a poignant and ironic end for a machine who yearns to be loved, for in failing he becomes even more human. The film’s narrator even spells it out, saying it is “part of the great human flaw to wish for things that don ’t exist”.
But Spielberg added another 25 minutes to the story, going 2,000 years into the future to find a race of super-robots who can finally give the robot-boy what he wants — a creepy reunion with his long-dead mother. It kills the film because it is so craven and so unnecessary, the worst kind of unearned wish-fulfilment.
The quiddity of Spielberg’s popcorn genius may well be the scene in E.T. where the bicycles take to the air. It is the magic carpet ride brought to suburbia for those who believe that dreams come true.
But the second half of his career has seen a more mature, morally complex filmmaker in between the dinosaur carnivals. Even more so, it seemed, when he found a story could be intimate without being static, so doing drama didn’t mean having to sacrifice his bravura style of kinetic wide-angles. (This might be why The Terminal feels so fundamentally not a Spielberg story, because it is all about being stuck in one place.)
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