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In Venice, it’s hard to avoid that sinking feeling. In the Lido’s grand Casino, at the press conference for Burn After Reading, a petite Spanish journalist hasseized the microphone. Dressed in a redT-shirt and shorts, she is jogging on the spot before the dais on which sit the film’s players, including Brad Pitt and George Clooney. “What must I do to join your gym?” she jabbers (though “gym”, in a machinegun Castilian accent, comes out like “him”). “George,” she adds, with a furious wiggle. “If I joined your him, would you come running after me?”
In the film, a comedy caper setaround the intelligence community in Washington, DC, it is Pitt rather than Clooney who plays the him trainer. But this seems of minor importance. Another hand goes up: an inquiry about Brad’s new twins. A further concern: does George have plans to father twins of his own? Amid the gathering pandemonium, Pitt switches on a strained Colgate grin, while his co-star Tilda Swinton, who lives in a hut in Scotlandand eschews the fame game, slumps with a face like thunder. Even the usually affable Clooney is finding it a bit much. He turns to the sporty señorita, still jiggling. “By the looks of things,” he growls, “we’d be running from you.”
That night, the official premiere kicks off an hour late as Pitt and Clooney work the red carpet, weathering an adulation of Beatles-at-Shea-Stadium decibelage. Inside the Sala Grande, while an interminable ceremony is compered by a sort of Eurovision male/female duo, a big screen relays panoramic shots of the actors’ wearied faces - every twitch, every grimace, every nose pick. The female presenter drags a perplexed Brad up to the stage to give him an award from last year, something he seems unaware he’d actually won. Then she whips out a flower. “George,” she simpers, “this is for you.”
At the back of the auditorium sit two men - bearded, bookish, bespectacled, but displaying the same look of bemused patience they had worn during the press conference. It is Joel and Ethan Coen’s film, but nobody seems to care...
“They’re a weird space-alien thing” - Tim Robbins
The morning after, the Coens are at the Excelsior Hotel. George and Brad have disappeared, driven by the him bunny to their respective babe and baby lairs. While one can understand the fuss to a certain level, I wonder whether this bobbysoxer hysteria is not a little disrespectful to the film-makers? But no. “The George/Brad thing is good,” Ethan insists. “The benefit of having them as actors is that you’ll get all the media crap, which is good for the movie.” The press conference, though, had even this pair stumped. “It was extremely idiotic,” Joel adds. “I wouldn’t want to be George or Brad.”
The Coens aren’t recluses, just rather private. Dressed in matching white shirts and jeans, Joel, 53, is the older - and taller, darker, a little more brooding. Ethan - younger at 51, fairer and a little geeky - is the front man, taking the heat while Joel rocks back on his chair, chewing over the bons mots. “They’re a great two-headed director. They finish each other’s sentences,” says Tim Robbins, star of their 1994 film The Hudsucker Proxy. “They’re kind of like this weird space-alien thing.”
Not quite, but one knows where he’s coming from. As they loosen up, the Coens become pretty interchangeable, exactly as they are in their work. In the old days, there was a line of demarcation - Joel directed, Ethan produced. Now, though, all pretence has been abandoned: they co-write, co-produce, co-direct, co-dress. When, in February, they won best picture, best director and best adapted screenplay Oscars for No Country for Old Men, they received them as a unit.
Over 23 years and 14 films, the Coens have specialised in a unique brand of quirky, dark, often homicidal comedy. From their debut, 1985’s Blood Simple, to Burn After Reading, “Coen brothers” has become a recognisable stamp, the director’s name as adjective - like Hitchcock or Woody Allen or Tarantino. The Coens bear comparison with them all: Tarantino, for their cultish, independent sensibility; Woody Allen, both for packing their films with exaggerated neurotics, and for the fact that their quintessential American-ness has been embraced in Europe (Barton Fink, about a blocked screenwriter, swept the top honours at Cannes in 1991, long before their American ascendancy). And Hitchcock? Because the films, from an overt, intricately plotted suspense flick like Blood Simple to a covert one like The Big Lebowski, display a passion for blackmail, kidnap and murder that would have done the Master proud.
Although the Coens picked up screenwriting Oscars for Fargo, their most famous film until this year, the success of No Country has dwarfed everything. The story of filched drug money and a hitman in pursuit of the filchee was pure art-house - initially released in only a handful of theatres in America, starring the little-known Josh Brolin.Burn After Reading, by contrast, will open on 2,000 screens with big A-list stars. They are now members of the establishment.
“Unfortunately, we are. There’s no point in denying it,” Joel laughs. “There’s actually a ceremony we’re not supposed to talk about where we kiss a dead chicken’s ass,” Ethan quips. “That’s why they entrusted us with Brad and George.”
“This is a Tony Scott movie done by incompetents” - Joel and Ethan Coen
Wind back two months and the Coens are on the phone, conference calling from LA, where they have made a reluctant business trip from their base in New York. The set-up for Burn After Reading, they explain, revolves around a couple of hapless fitness-centre employees (Pitt and Frances McDormand) who find a potentially valuable computer disc, mislaid by an ex-CIA bigwig (John Malkovich). Their attempt to wring some money out of the situation, as ever, finds them way out of their depth: “A Tony Scott/Jason Bourne kind of movie, without the explosions,” as their own publicity material has it.
Ethan: We would always say, “What would Tony Scott do?” when trying to figure out a scene.
Joel: How much to shake the camera.
Ethan: It’s a Tony Scott movie done by incompetents.
Joel: It’s a bunch of idiots trying to ape his style. We don’t have any explosions or people running away from snipers. I mean, we took all the fun stuff out of it.
(Truthfully, given the similarity in their voices, coupled with their tendency to overlap, nobody really knows who the hell said what. “I wouldn’t worry about that. You can attribute anything we say to either of us or anyone else you care to,” offers Ethan. Or maybe it was Joel.)
Comparing their film to the works of Scott, the cigar-chomping action director, is a joke. But to bracket any movie of theirs with another’s is not an entirely misplaced venture. Every Coen film has been a pastiche of sorts - Miller’s Crossing (gangster flicks), Barton Fink (Sunset Boulevard), The Hudsucker Proxy (screw-ball comedies), The Man Who Wasn’t There (the noir novels of James M Cain). Their 2000 film O Brother, Where Art Thou? went even further, coined from the film-within-a-film in Preston Sturges’s 1941 Hollywood satire, Sullivan’s Travels. Set in the Deep South, concerning fugitives from a chain gang, it proved, bizarrely, to be the Coens’ most influential hit, prompting a bestselling country album and a revival in American bluegrass music.
No Country for Old Men, by contrast, is incredibly bleak, making it their least typical film. Adapted from Cormac McCarthy’s novel, it is also unusually spartan when it comes to the dialogue. Not that Javier Bardem is complaining. The Spanish actor won a best supporting actor Oscar for his role as the relentless, bowl-haircutted assassin Anton Chigurh. Before him, McDormand, Joel’s wife, had bagged a best actress statuette for Fargo’s waddling-pregnant North Dakota cop, Marge Gunderson. There is no shortage of actors wanting to work with the Coens - witness Dermot Mulroney’s brief and very sporting cameo in their latest.
If Burn After Reading is equally irregular in that it uses not one but two Alist heavyweights, then at least it accords with the Coens’ standard routine of doing their best to disfigure them. Pitt preens in an absurd quiff. Clooney, in his third film for the Coens, playing a security expert-cum-swinger, sports a nasty Action Man beard.
Ethan: He’s always up for playing an idiot.
Joel: He said to us on the last day of shooting, “All right, boys, I’ve played my last idiot.” And Ethan said, “Well, I guess you won’t be working with us again.”
Films such as Fargo (the snow-covered Midwest), The Big Lebowski (LA) and No Country for Old Men (west Texas) are drenched in the local landscapes, peoples and dialects. In Burn After Reading, it’s the American capital the Coens are showcasing, albeit filmed in Brooklyn.
Joel: We wanted it to be about Washington in quotation marks.
Ethan: A kind of “movie Washington”, where people make important decisions and high-stakes things happen . . . a Tony Scott Washington.
The Coen brothers grew up in the 1960s in a Jewish household in Minneapolis. Sons of academics, they made Super 8 films as kids and Joel ended up at New York University film school. Ethan, meanwhile, read philosophy at Princeton. Intriguingly, the film they have since started shooting, A Serious Man, is set in a Jewish academic home in a Minneapolis suburb in 1967, suggesting something autobiographical. “The context was completely the one we grew up in,” Joel concedes. “But that’s where the similarity ends.” Probably because of impending blackmail, kidnapping and/or murder.
In the early 1980s, Joel got work as an editor with the cult director Sam Raimi, which provided an in to the business. If Blood Simple demonstrated that the Coens were skilled film-makers, the follow-up, Raising Arizona (1987), with Nicolas Cage and Holly Hunter as infertile abductees of a millionaire’s surplus quintuplet, demonstrated a knack for crowd-pleasing. It was never the plan that they would do everything together. “It’s a very weird person that would have a design worked out, even in the roughest way, when you’re starting out to make movies,” Joel muses. But it wasn’t broke, so they didn’t fix it. Despite the odd solo diversion, such as Ethan’s off-Broadway play Almost an Evening, their combined fingerprints are over every aspect of their films.
Their longstanding film editor, Roderick Jaynes, is actually the Coens under a pseudonym. “Since our names are in the credits so many times, it seemed bad taste to add another one,” Ethan insists. In entirely Coenesque fashion, Jaynes has been lauded in his own right. “There’s only one Academy nomination certificate we have framed in our office, and that’s the one for Roderick Jaynes,” Joel says. “He’s also a member of Bafta.”
After a prolific run through the 1990s, the Coens departed from their usual pattern and made two mainstream films - Intolerable Cruelty (2003), a romantic comedy with Clooney and Catherine Zeta-Jones, and The Ladykillers (2004), a redo of the Ealing comedy starring Tom Hanks. Neither set the world alight. “After those two films, they got to the point where they were like, ‘Okay, we got to go back to the stuff we really enjoy’,” says Clooney. As such, No Country for Old Men marked the proverbial return to form. They have been down this road before. After Barton Fink, the Coens were thrown a huge amount of money to make The Hudsucker Proxy, a lavishly produced picture about a dolt who becomes the head of a large corporation. The movie tanked, making $2.8m at the American box office on the $40m it cost to make.
“We’ll take it. That’s fine,” Ethan says. “Return to form. Let’s go with that.” This year marks the 10th anniversary of the film Coen aficionados regard as the brothers’ meisterwerk - not one of their more garlanded outings, but The Big Lebowski, their idiosyncratic version of Raymond Chandler’s The Big Sleep, featuring the iconic hippie-stoner Jeff “The Dude” Lebowski (“Quite possibly the laziest man in Los Angeles County,” the laconic voiceover observes, “which would place him high in the running for laziest worldwide”). In America, the film has inspired a festival, an online religion, Dudeism, and other celebratory events – probably because wearing a dressing gown, listening to Creedence and smoking your face off is deemed preferable to wallowing in a snowdrift or executing people with a hydraulic cattle gun.
“The Coens came to me and said: ‘We’ve got a project we’re writing with you in mind’,” Jeff Bridges recalls. “I said: ‘Great, I’d love to work with you guys.’ Then they showed it to me, and I was like, ‘What were you thinking?’ He was won round, of course. In his honour, a Dude action figure is now being marketed, the very definition of “contradiction in terms”.
The Big Lebowski says a lot about the Coens. First, that they choose the cast before starting on a script. “I wish I could say there was some overarching idea behind Burn After Reading, but the choice of the subject matter was incredibly arbitrary,” Joel explains. “We essentially wrote down the names of the actors we wanted to be in the cast, then just decided what the plot would be.” “If we’d known it was going to be a spy movie, we’d have put Matt Damon on the list,” Ethan says. Second, that the Coens have always been hard to fathom. At early critics’ screenings of The Big Lebowski, hot on the heels of Fargo, there were walkouts. “They went, ‘They madethis?’” Joel says. “So we’re kind of anticipating the same here,” Ethan adds, “because the press don’t like to praise two in a row.”
They have been in this business long enough. American critics have indeed been fairly lukewarm towards Burn After Reading. But the film has given the Coens their first American number one .. .
Burn After Reading opens on Oct 17
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