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Pity Michael Bay. He stands before you, one of the most commercially successful and yet critically reviled directors of the modern movie era. His films, such as The Rock, Armageddon, Pearl Harbor and Transformers, have taken nearly $3 billion (£1.8 billion) at the international box office. They are, it is said, movies that celebrate militarism, machismo and visual excess; that pummel viewers into submission through a brutal screen aesthetic of synapse-splitting mayhem. They are, it is also said, commercials for Bay himself, a former ad-man, a 44-year-old sports jock and a terrifying on-set martinet who drives a yellow Ferrari, owns enormous mansions on both sides of America, and personally earned $75 million from the first Transformers movie and merchandise. He is, apparently, both a figure of hate and a one-joke punchline for industry watchers, journalists and tastemakers everywhere.
Michael Bay in person, however, is a different story. Yes, he wears a brown box-fresh cotton shirt and jeans, and paces his Bond Street hotel suite with the gait of an athlete (he played baseball in college). And yes, he is mostly in lock-and-load mode when speaking of his new movie, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (see review, page 13), another blockbusting behemoth that is set to be the biggest hit of 2009. Typically, he defends the film robustly against accusations that it is aimless noise without any hint of artistry. “Look, it’s easy to go shoot an art movie on a winery in the South of France,” he says, with a baffled shake of his trademark Seventies surfer hairdo. “But people have no idea how hard it is to create something like Transformers. How many people it takes to devise it. These movies are a totally different animal.”
Shooting the film, he says, was no cakewalk either. Indeed, to film the movie’s Middle Eastern climax he called in favours from King Abdullah of Jordan, who turned out to be a “big Transformers fan” and allowed him to film on the top of the Great Temple at Petra. This was followed by another favour from another Transformers fan, Zahi Hawass, the secretary-general of the Egyptian Supreme Council of Antiquities, who allowed Bay to film in the Giza Pyramid complex (the first Hollywood team permitted such an honour for more than 30 years). “A lot of directors would’ve done it digitally, and it would’ve looked cheap,” Bay says. “But when I go for locations I go for gusto!”
And yet, beneath the bluster, there is a flickering softness in Bay. When discussing Transformers, for example, he talks repeatedly about getting “slammed” by critics. “They review me before they’ve even seen the movie!” he sighs. “But you get used to it. They started slamming me with Pearl Harbor. They said it was going to be a flop, but it wasn’t.” Do the critical attacks hurt? “Sure,” he says, before adding slowly, deliberately, “Yes. Of course. Absolutely.”
Not that he does himself any favours with Revenge of the Fallen (see review, page 13), a movie of such sensory fury that it pushes Bay’s own style (gliding cameras, pulsing music, sudden explosions and slow-motion set-pieces) to breaking point. And yet even here there is ambiguity. Though he defends the film comprehensively, he describes it as a dutiful chore, something that he did out of obligation to the franchise. “It’s like [his former producer] Jerry Bruckheimer says: ‘You’ve got to do your franchise when you’ve got the chance.’ But after the three and a half years I’ve spent doing these movies I feel like I’ve had enough of the Transformers world. I need to do something totally divergent, something without any explosions.”
He then describes his career in unusually haphazard terms, as that of a gifted commercials director who drifted from blockbuster to blockbuster — starting with the Will Smith vehicle Bad Boys — out of sheer chance and the need to prove himself in the mainstream market, while always harbouring the desire to make a movie that was smaller, more intimate, and less, well, Michael Bay. Along the way, of course, he became a Hollywood player, developing a fearsome reputation on-set, and going head to head with alpha male actors such as Bruce Willis and Sean Connery. The latter, famously, on the set of The Rock, called Bay a “f***head” in front of the crew. “That was his very last day of shooting,” he explains. “We were holding his head underwater and there was a fireball flaming overhead. It’s claustrophobic, and he took it out on me. He was a class act otherwise.”
On-set, he says, he is the master of his ship. He shoots quickly, is merciless with disobedient extras, and when he arrives, viewfinder at the ready, his crew are known to announce: “Bay’s coming in, and he’s coming in hot!”
It is in this persona that he has redefined the action genre, often forsaking emotional complexity for bigger and louder set-pieces. And yet there are cracks of light and hints of emotion too. I tell him that I am drawn to a scene from Armageddon in which Bruce Willis’s hardened rig-boss Harry, with only minutes left to live, sends a message of reconciliation to his estranged daughter Grace (Liv Tyler), via video-link. “God gives us children so that we can have roses in December,” he says, a line that is uncharacteristically poetic and, well, yes, moving. “I have deep emotions,” Bay says. “And just because I do these types of movies doesn’t mean I don’t have access to them.”
I wonder, too, if the scene resonates with Bay because it speaks of parent-child bonds that tap the primal undertow of his own past — he was adopted in LA as a baby by Harriet and Jimmy Bay (an accountant), but was once rumoured to be the illegitimate offspring of the movie director John Frankenheimer (who always vigorously denied it). “We don’t talk about that!” Bay says, flinching. “It’s not interesting.” There is a moment of awkward reflection and then, softening again, he confesses: “Well, I mean there’s always something emotional when you’re adopted. You wonder who your parents were and what it would’ve been like. But I adjusted very well. Some people don’t. I had a great family growing up.” Then he qualifies, in a delicate whisper: “A great childhood.”
Bay’s childhood, he says, revolved around baseball, magic tricks and an early aptitude for photography. But then, crucially, at 16, a neighbour got him a summer filing job at Lucasfilm, headquarters of the Star Wars creator George Lucas. “I was filing Raiders of the Lost Ark storyboards and I thought the movie was going to be terrible,” he says. “But then I saw it at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre and I thought: ‘Wow! I’ve gotta do this!”
He studied English and film at Wesleyan University in Connecticut and by the age of 26 was directing commercials for Coke, Budweiser and Nike. Today he is still amazed that figures such as Lucas and Steven Spielberg (an executive producer of the Transformers films) are suddenly his peers. “Steven Spielberg, whom I idolise, calls me ‘buddy’,” he says, stifling an incredulous chuckle. “ ‘Hey, buddy! What are you doing, buddy?’ It’s so weird.”
The conversation ambles on, this way and that. How his mother criticises early cuts of his movies (“She says: ‘There’s too many f***s in the first scene in Bad Boys.’ ”). And how he refuses to put his money into shares (he was burnt by a rogue broker in his early days), but has already funded a film wing at Wesleyan and is thinking, this summer, of supporting a yet-to-be-named wildlife charity. We talk some more about his emotions. He says he cried bitterly when his father died in 2001, but that he’s generally a happy guy. He adds that the happiest moments in his life have been fleeting — writing a college essay, or being asked to hand-deliver a package to George Lucas during his fateful summer job. He says that although he has no plans to marry (he is dating “someone not in the movie business”), he is keen to be a father. “It’s hitting me right now,” he says. “I might not be the marrying type, but I love kids. I’d definitely better get going soon.”
He says that mostly, for now, we’ll have to trust that there’s a new Michael Bay on the way — a smaller, more modest movie project; a dark comedy, based on a true story. “Very Pulp Fiction-y.” The film, he says, will have no special effects. “It’s just real characters and very little action.” And definitely no explosions, then? “Zero!” Not even a little one? He grins, and adds: “Although one guy does pour gasoline over another guy and sets him on fire.”
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The 1986 movie The Transformers: The Movie, was set in the future, 2005.
Peter Cullen, who voiced Optimus Prime in the first movie, has reprised his role in the new one two decades later. His other famous incarnations include Eeyore in recent Winnie the Pooh films and K.A.R.R. in Knight Rider When it opened in the UK, Michael Bay’s first Transformers helped to contribute to the biggest weekend attendance record to date when it was released in July 2007. In Malaysia it grossed $5.2 million, making it the most successful film in the country’s history.
The first Transformers was the last film of Orson Welles. In 1986, at the age of 70, he voiced the evil, shape-shifting planet sized robot Unicron. Eric Idle was also in it.
The Marvel US Transformers comic started out in 1984 as a four-issue limited series guest-starring none other than Spider-Man.
The Times once listed Optimus Prime as the 30th best movie robot, scoring highly in the “coolness” and “dangerousness” stakes.
Typical transformers change into cars, jets and trucks but some mutate into antiquated (and somewhat less cool) objects like gondolas, cassette tapes and players.
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