James Christopher
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John Travolta has made plenty of mistakes as an actor, but he has rejected every film role that could tarnish his 1970s musical legacy. Now, though, his resolve has finally snapped, and in spectacular fashion. In Adam Shankman’s new version of the musical Hairspray, Travolta stuffs himself into a fat suit to play a housewife made famous by the portly transvestite Divine.
The shock of seeing this iconic dancefloor legend return to his musical roots as a 48-st pantomime dame is not easy to swallow. The make-up is monstrous. Travolta’s face is a fleshy pink pumpkin. His watery blue eyes look far too close for comfort. His breasts threaten to burst out of his dressing gown, and his beehive is basically a hedge.
Yet Travolta is a blubbery scream as Edna, the doting mother of Tracy Turnblad (Nikki Blonsky), a plump schoolgirl whose waking dream is to dance on The Corny Collins Show on television. “But darling, the neighbours haven’t seen me since I was a size 10,” whimpers Edna when Tracy tries to drag her from the ironing board to the TV studio in Baltimore in the summer of 1962. Corny’s dance show is a local version of Top of the Pops and Tracy is an instant sensation. But the boppy bohemian is working-class trash, the image of her mother, and inordinately fond of “negroes”.
“I want that chubby communist girl off the show,” fumes the boss of the hairspray company that sponsors the programme.
“I’ll gladly throw the harpoon,” simpers Michelle Pfeiffer’s poisonous producer. But Tracy’s record ratings and loyal schoolfriends thwart the evil plans of these ageing racist bigots.
I haven’t seen John Waters’ 1988 original, or the Broadway musical the film inspired in 2002, but the pulsating medley of jukebox tunes composed by Marc Shaiman and Scott Wittman feels remarkably fresh and sharp.
I normally loathe musicals. The unexpected pleasure of Hairspray is that it doesn’t beg to differ. The film spoofs Technicolor nostalgia and revels in the improbable odds of hailing a bus full of black delinquents who can put together an Oscar-winning dance piece before the next stop. This crude wink to unbelievers is the disarming magic.
You are charmed by Blonsky’s groovy Tracy, and slightly horrified by her dress size. In every other respect she is the classic musical heroine with a pure voice and electric smile. But it’s her batty parents who steal the show. Christopher Walken plays Tracy’s infatuated dad and his saucy overtures to Mom (Travolta) are squirmingly awful. They sizzle like two heterosexual wrestlers who would rather lose a limb than kiss.

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Haven't seen the original ?
SHAME ON YOU !
Even if the re-make is excellent, the original is fantastic.
Hollywood couldn't have an Idea if they tried.
Robert Ridlington, Sidmouth, Devon
Prudence eely bond mcguire, your name is a movie in itself!
I, like you, had qualms about seeing yet another remake (I was a teen-ager in 1962), but I can thoroughly recommend it! Loved it, it's what going to the movies should be all about. And I hope everyone spotted John Waters' cameo at the beginning of the movie in the role of the flasher ...
elizabeth schumann, Paris, France
hairspray -go see it its fantastic brilliant if there's a film that makes every one feel good its this one all actors are great brilliant
teresa, birmingham,
I recently saw hairspray while on holiday in canada. I cannot remember the last time I watched a film with a smile on my face from beginning to end. Fabulous Travolta.
val hardy, newark on trent, England
Hairspray is absolutely brilliant! I went to watch it on the Friday it came out here in England and i almost died from laughter! The songs, the dancing, the gags... everything was fantastic! I would definitely recommend it!
Amy Bishop, Shropshire, England
Loved it! talk about a feel good movie - you won't get better than this.
rachel parr, London, UK
'There is nothing new, except, that which has been forgotten'!
prudence eely bond mcguire, Herne Hill,London, England
I saw Hairspray yesterday afternoon and, at this writing, my sides are still sore from laughing. I thoroughly enjoyed the humor, sight gags, singing, dancing, you name it, Hairspray has it all. The cast of very talented performers will tease you right out of your seat as you will want to stand up and dance along with them. Great entertainment, unmissable.
Michael, Boston, Massachusetts, USA
C"mon Prudence. The movie is great and you know it. Loosen up and allow yourself to have some fun.
Martin Long, Nyack, USA , NY
Reviewer really must see the original because it's fantastic! To the readers going on about the Scratch and Sniff card -- you got the wrong film, that was John Waters' POLYESTER.
Ruth , New York City, US
POLYESTER had the scratch and sniff cards and starred Divine and Tab Hunter.
HAIRSPRAY starred Rikki Lake, Divine, Jerry Stiller, Pia Zadora and Ric Ocasek.
Tony Dale, cheswick, USA/PA
I have no idea who you are, John Christopher but how can you possibly NOT have seen Waters' "Hairspray" and yet been given the task or reviewing this new movie????
David Spanswick, Brighton , UK
Well, that's the way it is supposed to be. "Hairspray" first came over here as a shy little flower with the added attraction of a "scratch and sniff" card that would correspond to numbers flashed up on the screen to scratch and sniff such well known pongs as smelly trainers, possibly vomit or dog poo. I remember the smelly trainers one because the smell was a disappointment: it smelled nothing like them! I took my daughter with me, she was about 14 or so at the time. We went because we knew Johnny Water's family. And the original movie had that kind of goofy charm then. Divine played Edna, Tracy's mum in a truly memorable performance and the anti-racist message was as clear then. So I guess America grew up enough to enjoy the joke, and not just the coasts either. Jon Waters is now a cult hero who employed the gay-straight actors of our youth. All "clean cut" and god! they were boring! Tab Hunter starred with Jessica Lange in (possibly) "Super Mom". That was a goodie, too!
Carlyle Braden and Charlotte, Croydon, U.K.
this musical is fun..the reason everyone,americans and anyone else goes to the pictures..it is pure artistry..Travolta hs come a long way, and humbly..he is a good person, and everything he does on screen announces this....go see it!
susan mills, st.pete beach, USA/Florida
Yet another Hollywood remake of a far superior film!
Come on. come on, try a little brain power and create something new?
prudence eely bond mcguire, Herne Hill,London, England