Kevin Maher
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So, after 18 years, 400 episodes, a few million branded lunchboxes and an inviolable place in the pop cultural consciousness of the planet, The Simpsons finally make it to the big screen. Strangely, the key question is not whether their efforts in this zany environmental parable are witty, funny and sweetly moving – creator Matt Groening and his crack team of ten seasoned Simpsons writers have seen to that with ruthless efficiency. No the real question here, and the one that Groening himself has repeatedly posed during the project’s long gestation, is whether The Simpsons Movie can justify itself as a big screen experience. The answer? Well, it’s a tough call.
For a start, The Simpsons Movie is such a fulsome comedic experience, so dense with one-liners, sight gags and self-referential allusion, that it’s almost unsettling. Within the first ten minutes we’re treated to rapid-fire gags about cartoons, about cartoon feature films, about Hillary Clinton, about Christianity, senility, fast food advertising, small town moralising and closet homosexuality, to name but a few.
Then, slowly, the plot begins to emerge from a giddy fog of belly laughter. It describes Homer’s neglect of Bart in favour of an adopted pet pig, his accidental pollution of Springfield’s lake with a silo of pig manure and the subsequent sealing off of the now poisoned Springfield under a giant glass dome by a sinister environmental protection agency. It culminates with the potential annihilation of Springfield itself and the eventual banishment of the Simpson family, with just a hint of a possible heroic return.
This, of course, is delivered with the kind of brash and brusque confidence that only a comedy institution could confer. Thus digs are made at some summer blockbusters (Homer calls his pig both ‘Spider-Pig’ and ‘Harry Plopper’) while others are gamely referenced – the crawling shadows of Independence Day and the bomb-in-the-hole finale of Star Wars are both smartly ripped. Enemy studio Disney, unsurprisingly, receives a snide kicking from the Fox-sponsored Bart (he calls it an evil corporation), even as the ‘Pink Elephants on Parade’ sequence from Dumbo is duly aped during Homer’s psychedelic trip with a Native American Shaman.
The emotional dynamics of the television show are also recreated with effortless aplomb, as Homer’s parenting of Bart is thoroughly questioned, as is his love for Marge. The latter crisis produces one of the sweetest exchanges in the film. “I just try and make the day not hurt until I can crawl back into bed with you,” says Homer, explaining his credo to his exasperated spouse.
And yet, and yet. It just doesn’t quite work as a cinema experience, even though the filmmakers have clearly been careful to adjust the form to match the format – they’ve given the characters shadows, they’ve made full use of the widescreen frame and some of the concepts, like the apocalyptic giant dome, are clearly too ‘big’ for television. But despite this, or perhaps because of it, it seems that in opening up the Simpsons for the big screen, Groening and Co have unwittingly exposed the cracks in their Simpsons machinery. The key character of the pig, for instance, simply disappears halfway through the film. Elsewhere Grandpa’s pivotal opening scene premonition (where he predicts the bones of the movie’s plot) is initially given huge narrative weight and sets up a crisis of religious faith for Marge. But this too is simply dropped midway through the story. Meanwhile Lisa’s burgeoning romance with a visiting preteen Irish environmentalist called Colin is vaguely handled and drifts in and out of the plot with little real intent. This lack of narrative causality is clearly pivotal to the shoot-from-the-hip energy of the 24-minute television show, and indeed is part of its charm, but the vagaries of film logic somehow demand more.
Which ultimately means that The Simpsons Movie is funny, clever and at times even hilarious (Bart skate-boarding naked through Springfield has to be the sight-gag of the summer). But sadly, it’s also a minor movie and never more inspiring than the sum of its admittedly witty parts.

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I absolutly love spider pig.
"Spider Pig, Spider Pig Does Whatever A
Spider Pig Can. Spins A Web, No He Can't,
Coz, he's a pig"
I even have it on my phone.
I really enjoy barts nude rampage on his skateboard through the town. When you can see his, as bart says "doodle".
I'd give the movie (As rated the way homer rates the food when he becomes a food critic, groin-grabbingly funny 8/10!!!)
Jesse, Gold Coast, Australia
"Which ultimately means that The Simpsons Movie is funny, clever and at times even hilarious (Bart skate-boarding naked through Springfield has to be the sight-gag of the summer)."
Oh my God. Are you serious?
*Is he serious?*
Hilarious?
I think I am going to spontaneously combust.
Mihai Burcea, Bucharest, Romania
If The Simpsons TV series never existed then, yeah, this film wouldn't be any good. But as a feature-length Simpsons episode, it's one of the best episodes ever. In fact, it has one of the best plots The Simpsons has ever done.
The only thing I didn't like about it was it over-does Homer's stupidity. But so does the TV show.
And yes, this is my real name!
Patrick Simpson, Oxford, UK
I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed changed, it would explode! I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.''
Homer J. Simpson, Springfield,
The movie was average. I sat in the cinema and the whole audience laughed only 3 times thoughout the entire movie. The jokes are mildly amusing but not enough to make you really laugh out loud consistantly. I felt that the jokes was very simular to the simpson formula and not challenging enough. I agree the naked scene with bart was the best bit, but could help feeling ripped off in general, I think Homer was right at the start of the movie telling us that we could watch it for free at home.
keely, london, london
The Simpsons movie is among the best movies I have ever seen and anyone who thinks otherwise must have something wrong with their brain. It has all the aspects of a great movie. It is hilarious, at some points it is emotional and it is enjoyable for the whole family.
Liam Phillips, Clitheroe, Lancashire
The film was weak,a two star movie at best. Like the tv show over the past eight or nine years it was not really particularly funny. Yes, the jokes are clever but they are not actually funny, it suffers the same problem Futurama did. Furthermore all the great side characters barely get a look in during the film, the great early episodes are packed with funny gags/storylines for Mr Burns,Skinner, Moe,Millhouse,Martin etc, here we focus on the criminally over rated Homer ad nauseaum.
Glen,Rainford,UK
glen whitehurst, rainford, uk
I t hought it was a shame that the relationshipd between the townsfold wasn't explored more, as they can be very funny. Also, Homer is supposed to have caused an enviromental catastrophe with his pig manure but what about Montgomery Burns' nuclear power station. Yeah, it was ok, but I agree with the review above, many threads were left dangling and undeveloped. It could have been a great, satirical movie with more thought.
Sue Rochester, London, Britain
all of they're talk about colin and the pig and margeS little religiouS thing She haS goin can only mean good thingS. A Sequel. come on Kevin Maher.
Tanner t, Springfield, Mo
Ofcourse it works as a cinema experience becuase although it is classified as a pg an a animated films it provides the same range of emotions as any other blockbuster out today.
you are just looking at a adults piont of view where i looked at both sides of adult and child an it appealed to both of theese for me and my friends who all saw one of the first showing's in london after the premier.
Josh , london, essex
i thought it was great! i wasn't expecting a well rounded film, just an extended episode and i thought they did really well. none stop laughter, i understand where your coming from with some of the flawes but i would still recommend watching it !
Paulski, amesbury, england
Their goal was to make the funniest movie ever, not the perfect movie. It RULED.
jaime, Miami, Florida
yeah whatever...i still want to see it!
steve, London, UK
I competely agree with the above analysis. I was very disappointed with the film, mainly due to my high expectations. I couldn't name a TV show that I enjoy more, yet it's transfer to the big screen is unsuccessful. The highlight of the film must be the "Spider Pig" sequence which epitomises exactly why the Simpsons, as a short, sharp dose of humour, is successful!
Kitty , London, UK