Kevin Maher
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Beowulf, the dreary bête noire of English literature students, is given a surprisingly potent makeover by its co-writers Roger Avary (Pulp Fiction) and Neil Gaiman (Stardust). Here, in 6th-century Denmark, our dragon-slaying superhunk protagonist, deftly voiced by Ray Winstone, is recruited to destroy a local monster called Grendel (a beguiling Crispin Glover, speaking singsongy Anglo-Saxon prose). He embraces the task with gusto, yelling, during one blood-soaked orgiastic fury, I am ripper! Tearer! Slasher! I am the teeth of the night!”
And yet Beowulf is soon undone by his own arrogance, his greed, and a lusty encounter with Grendel’s impossibly curvaceous mother (Angelina Jolie).
Of course, this all unfolds in a lovingly created, yet entirely synthetic computer-generated, environment, and the success or failure of the project, for some, might hinge upon the ultimate credibility of this world – in some places the “synthespians” look like rubber-faced automatons, while in others the film raises insuperable issues about the nature of stardom (if the computerised Jolie is the same, but not quite, as Jolie in real life, why use Jolie at all, other than as brand value?).
Thankfully, however, the primal narrative that pulses through the movie is powerful enough to silence any formal concerns. The film, in classical terms, is about the purification of Beowulf. And his cathartic journey, from boorish egotist to self-lacerating Christ figure, is effortlessly compelling and, at times, moving.
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Blooming masterpiece. As one of the hundreds of millions throughout history who couldn't manage to sit through the stodgy poem, this is the rarest of things: a Holywood adaptation that is deeper, more meaningful, and smarter than the source material. Profound wisdom and double/triple meaning all around. One of the best of 2007. BTW, I didn't get the Christ reference, but much rather an "Old Boy" homage. Enjoy.
Rami, London,
Just seen the 3D version and it's everything the LOTR movies should have been. No poncing around, no redundant scenes, and doesn't take itself too seriously (in fact the humour is somewhat notorious).
I was concerned it would be a gimmick, animation for animations sake - but the 3D release justifies its use (and indeed from my point of view seems to be the entire reason for the experiment). The 3D sells the story and the animation in a way live action would have fallen flat on its face. We've seen them try to put CGI in live action, and still it looks wrong. Here it's like how cel shading bypasses drawing.
Of course there are issues - like silly accents - and then there are a pair of unexplained plot elements and an ambiguous ending, but I was laughing and enjoying myself through the action parts so much I didn't care.
It gives me hope that the Dragonlance adaptation will be something enjoyable - rather than a stupid mix of live action/CGI that doesn't mesh.
David, UK,
I watched it in Milan's Bicocca UCI Cinema. I thought it was brilliant. For a 12 years old
Frank, Milano, Italy
"his cathartic journey, from boorish egotist to self-lacerating Christ figure, is effortlessly compelling and, at times, moving."
Possibly - if that had at any time been the point of the poem. I wasted a couple of hours of my life watching this tripe, until it became so unbearable I had to leave the cinema. I can't even get my money back, let alone my even more valuable time.
"lovingly created ... computer-generated environment"
That in itself tells me this reviewer obviously didn't see the same film I did, if indeed he saw it at all based on the sycophantic piece of nonsense published here.
Beowulf may be a "dreary bete noir" to some, Mr Maher, but to others it remains a stunning piece of literature in its original language.
I doubt very much that this cinematic travesty will endure for 1200 days, never mind years.
Sianne Shepherd, Birmingham,
One of the worst films in Europe although as I watched it in one of the world's best cinemas ( Paragon Siam in Bangkok) , the endurance was bearable..just ! Good old cockney Ray Winstone kept uttering in a laughable ancient Danish accent..'I've come to slay yer monstaaaah !' What Anthony Hopkins was doing in such tripe heaven knows !
Oh dear !
Grendel, London, England
if you enjoy spending hours in front of a play station or computer games your proberly like it .If not dont bother !
James, Kent, UK