James Christopher
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There is a large and fruity polar bear on the loose in The Golden Compass. He is the heroic guardian of Lyra, and a danger to children over the age of 32. His ego is more terrifying than his bite, and if he wasn’t disguised as a hearth rug I could almost swear he was Sir Ian McKellen.
The unedifying truth about this year’s winter’s tale is how dismal it looks after a decade of Hogwarts, Narnia and the Rings. The first leg of Chris Weitz’s adaptation of Philip Pullman’s trilogy, His Dark Materials, fails to match the magic of the book. It’s not for want of trying. New Line Cinema has poured a fortune into the dazzling effects and celebrity cast. But there is no oxygen for the imagination.
The power of Pullman is that he invents a world just an inch out of kilter with our own. People catch Zeppelins instead of aircraft. The young speak an improbable brand of Cockney. And every human is blessed with a daemon: a talking animal that serves as a guardian angel, and arguably a soul.
The whys and wherefores are never explained. The Golden Compass itself is an oversized pocket watch that reads secrets beautifully, but it’s hopeless when it comes to simple directions. The film pompously assumes you’ve read the books. I really didn’t have a clue what was going on once the film ploughed past page 78.
The cast do their blustering best. Dakota Blue Richards is, despite her ghastly name, surprisingly good as the 12-year-old Lyra, an orphan at an Oxford University college who has gifts beyond her ken. Her dashing uncle, Lord Asriel (Daniel Craig), is too busy tramping around the Arctic to give her the time of day. Both heroes are forever in danger of being crushed by a towering speech.
But mostly they are stalked by sinister academics who want to rule the world, notably Nicole Kidman who has an army – the Gobblers – that specialises in stealing children. Kidman plays her Wicked Witch of the West role to icy perfection. But even her frozen charms can’t disguise a fatal lack of real drama.
Certificate PG, 113mins

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The visual effect of daemons changing their form was excellent but once it was seen a few times it lost its impact. The script lacked any form of continuity and as far as D Craig starring in the film is concerned it was more like a couple of cameo roles. Perhaps he was too busy dashing about to appear in the film.
Disappointing.
Roy, Dalgety Bay, Fife
If James Christopher really didn't have a clue what was going on then perhaps he should pay more attention! We're told from the beginning that Lyra's world is parallel to and slightly different from our own, with people's souls visible as animals. The first half of the film is preoccupied with setting up a host of richly realised characters, and with depicting this strange place; the second half is all action, with a terrific polar bear fight and the kidnapped childrens' escape from Bolvangar.
Yes, it isn't as good as the book, but then no film could match Pullman's unique style. However, the 12+ year olds I took to see it were glued to their seats. Our big complaint that it ended as it did, and not as book did. Much too abrupt, and the wailing of Kate Bush about Lyra's soul while the credits rolled an embarrassment.
amanda craig, london,
I think Dale from Derbyshire has quite expertly summed up the problem with this review. We are told that the acting is brilliant, that the effects are 'dazzling', and that the original subject matter of the book is 'powerful' and 'magic'. Yet for some reason all this adds up to a low standard of movie which displays a lack of imagination and 'a fatal lack of real drama'. Perhaps a good review might have explained how the movie failed to deliver rather expecting readers to guess....
Andrew Clarke, Nottingham, UK
Whatched it yesterday and felt it suffered from the same problem as Elizabeth: The Golden Age and other such films:
All the money has gone on the visual effects and big actors and clearly no money spent on decent script writers!
The script fails to capture the magic, is not inventive at all (i.e. it cannot think of how to introduce you to the story details without just telling you in a boring fashion) and is mostly melodramatic and unrealistic (obviously not the actual subject but they way the characters talk and interact)
Having said this there were good bits, but no match for Lord of the Rings or even Sideways (which by the way is a genius film, anyone who's only seen it once: watch it again and you'll see what I mean)
Irina, Oxford,
I'm a huge fan of His Dark Materials. Read all the books three times, saw the play two years running.... and I loved this film too.
The plot is streamlined a bit but true to the book, the anti-religious elements aren't played down as much as I was expecting, the acting is mostly excellent esp. Richards and Kidman and the bears - oh the bears! They're perfect.
I was sorry that the film ends before the book, but I can understand it and look forward to the sequel or sequels (I wouldn't be completely surprised if they condensed the other two books into one longer film if this one is a success). That said I did hear some muttering in the theatre as I think most people were expecting another big showdown to come and suddenly it was over...
Still, very highly recommended and my favourite film of 2007.
David Harold, Stevenage, UK
You sound pretty convinced of your own rightness yourself, Milton
Claris, Devon, England
I was looking foward to watching this film as i had heard from several peopple who have read the books that it would be something worth watching. I found it a disappointment. The beginning of the film was messy and confusing to follow. The film did improve as it progressed, however, i feel that the special effects accompanied by the Polar Bears and furry daemon animals were the only things that stopped this film from being a real disaster. What a shame.
Natalie Hills, Thundersley, England
I agree but for me it's too much CGI. The computerized fantasy spoils a basically good story.
Paul Martin, Sark, Channel Islands, Channel Islands
The Glory of God? Oh dear, how sad. The thing that is really missing from the film is its wonderfully fresh attack on the corruption of organised religion!
Gareth, Perugia, Italy
In response to Cam, may I suggest that God is precisely as is depicted in the Pullman books, for all empirical evidence suggests that is the case (just look at the evils in our world including those perpetrated by religion) as are most (not all) of his accolytes throughout the world - intolerant, sinister, convinced of their own rightness and the evil of those who do not believe the same as they do.
Milton, Brussels, Belgium
This is what happens when you neglect the glory of God.
cam, essex,
Sorry Chris, but on this one I have to disagree fervently.
The Golden Compass is one of the best fantasy films I've seen in years. Usually, I tend to agree with the reviews I see here. But this time you got it wrong, completely wrong.
Endo, Arlington, VA
After seeing Star Wars inspire the Jedi Knight religion and the movie The Matrix spawn a belief system called Matrixism I figure it won't be long before we can expect to see a religion called Golden Compassism.
Derek, Glassgow, UK/Scotland
'Chris Weitzâs adaptation of Philip Pullmanâs trilogy, His Dark Materials, fails to match the magic of the book', and suffers from 'a fatal lack of real drama'. Surely in a film adaptation of a book the amount of 'drama' depends on the book the film is based on? I, for one, know the book has 'drama', so the problem must be with the acting performances? But apparently Dakota Blue Richards is 'surprisingly good', Daniel Craig 'dashing' and Nicole Kidman executes her role 'to icy perfection'. The 'cast' and 'effects' are 'dazzling', but apparently 'imagination' is lacking? Pullman's 'imagination' seemed pretty developed on paper and it appears that New Line Cinema have put the resources into the areas necessary to translate this to the screen. In summary, James Christopher's problem with this film is the book it's based upon, which he describes as 'powerful' and 'magic'. Am I the only person who doesn't quite understand his logic?!
Dale, Repton, Derbyshire