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A spontaneous cheer went up when Indiana Jones was pulled out of the boot of a car in the Nevada desert. Nineteen long years have done nothing for his dress sense, and nor have they withered his appetite for trouble. This fantastic Steven Spielberg adventure is a marvellous return to form for Professor Henry Jones Jr. There are Mayan riddles to solve, KGB agents to biff, and one of the greatest - and longest - action chases through the Amazon jungle in the history of cinema.
Is this sane behaviour for a man in his mid-sixties? Of course not.
But we wouldn’t want it any other way. The hair under Harrison Ford’s famous fedora is now grey. The whip tucked into his trousers is a decidedly weird fashion accessory for pensioners in 1957. And the beam is slightly broader. But the curl of the lip is unmistakeable, and the humour is as pin-sharp as ever. It needs to be, because Indy is punched and battered from one end of this rollicking film to the other.
There are surprises galore. Elvis has been invented; aliens are all the rage. And Jones’s old flame Marion (played by Karen Allen) pitches up in the middle of darkest Peru to give the old bachelor a realistic girlfriend to shout at in the middle of a crisis. The professional adventurer also inherits a Brylcreemed tearaway called Mutt (Shia LaBeouf) as his side-kick, who roars into the picture on a classic Harley looking every inch like the young and moody Marlon Brando, cap akilter. This is Spielberg at his cheeky best.
The story of The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is reassuringly chaotic. The Cold War is in full hue and cry, and Professor Jones' campus at Marshall University is a seething hotbed of communist paranoia. The Nazi treasure-hunters of yore have given way to the KGB with the same cartoon accents and “vays of making you talk”. The top Soviet fetishist, sorry scientist, Irina Spalko (aka Cate Blanchett) is scouring the globe for mythical relics called Crystal Skulls which collectively (there are 13 of them), have the psychic power to brainwash the world. This means trying to decipher John Hurt’s strange letters and Mayan clues which, for reasons totally beyond anyone’s ken, he has etched into the walls of a prison cell in Peru.
The film taps into all sorts of 1950s myths and horrors, which is why Indiana Jones makes his entrance in the desert. Soviet troops have kidnapped him to locate a skull hidden in a secret US military warehouse handily placed next to an atomic bomb-testing site. Indy manages to escape after initiating a duck-and-cover test by locking himself in a fridge. The fridge lands about eight miles away. “Do you know how many war medals this son of a bitch won?” barks a grizzled general when the FBI deign to question what Jones might be doing in a flying fridge in a military zone surrounded by the ashes of a couple of hundred dead Soviet soldiers.
After an intro like that, the rest of the film might have fizzled by comparison. Never, I repeat never, underestimate the extraordinary imagination of Steven Spielberg. The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is an Olympic odyssey to discover El Dorado and the secrets of an ancient civilisation, and all the most beloved Indy challenges and horrors are conjured up like black magic. There are decrepit temples full of screaming skeletons and fiendish traps. There are rivers of giant army ants, and a trip over a triple-decker waterfall that brought tears of pure joy to the eyes. The only hollow moments are complex lumps of explication as Indy crunches through the potted history of Mayan civilisation, and the significance of ancient pictograms and maps, for the benefit of his unruly chums.
What makes these adventures such lucrative collectors' items are the legion of half-glimpsed nods to other films, and another era. When your fourth sequel takes 20 years to make, there is absolutely no way that you are going to return - a vital word in the film - without acknowledging in some form or other the kind of films and technology that have flowed under the bridge.
That said, Spielberg’s most remarkable achievement is to retain most of the old-fashioned virtues of the original franchise. He is light on the digital buttons, and the swashbuckling is truly great. Harrison Ford, amazingly enough, performs most of his utterly barmy stunts; the actor is in damn good shape for a 65-year-old professor. The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is, quite simply, exquisite nonsense. Welcome back Indy. Lord knows we’ve missed you.

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Just when I thought George Lucas could sink no further! The original films were amazing and this doesn't even come close to living up to them. A complete disaster.
Mick, London, UK
Overall Harrison Ford did a great job as an older Indiana and managed to be credible... I would have enjoyed this movie and corrected serious cultural and geographic mistakes regarding Peru, Nazca, the Nazca Lines, and even native dressing habits and music... which was mexican btw!
Carlos, Lima, Peru
I am a big fan of the Indiana Jones films, so viewing this film for me was a must. Overall I thought it was a very good movie, with the exception of the last 20 minutes of the film, as it was too farfetched, At least the first films had conspiracy theories that were interesting. new= less charm
Theodor, London, United Kingdom
Great film, but not sure about the ending, i agree the others are all rather far fetched but at least they leave something to the imagination without ramming it down your throat!
r, leeds,
Best Indy movie ever! I was riveted from the opening scene. And I absolutely adored Shia LaBeouf's character. If the rumours are true about Indy 5+, then I, for one, will stand up and cheer for Mutt! Lucas, Spielberg and Wiliiamson...behind the scenes for making a perfect flick, I worship you all!
Stacey, Shepparton,
Absolutely great movie. To those who thought the ending was far-fetched, did you people not see the original movies? Lost artefacts from God, Christ and Hindu Gods? Let's face it, they had to have a plot like this sooner or later!
Patrick, London, UK
I went to see it and enjoyed it. Nice self-referential touches, good humour and great to see Karen Allen again after such a long time (the original and best female sidekick Indy ever had!). Afterwards, my missus said of the ending, "Well that was a bit far-fetched!". And the others weren't???
Karl, Leeds, UK
Lame, forced, predictable. I was bored to tears. I'm a big fan of Indy, but this is just pure rubbish.
Bob, Brooklyn, USA
This was a great brief spontaneous review, and certainly did not give anything away except a sense of excitement and anticipation, which I agree with, having seen the film and enjoyed it so much.
Thanks to the Times reviewer, I went to see it and indeed agree with that he said.
Shane, Harrogate, UK
Indiana Jones by numbers ! Let's put in a chase, a lost artefact, I know it's the fifties, let's put in men from Mars as well !!!!! 19 years waiting for that script, I could have come up with it in 5 mins ! By the way, easy paycheck for John Hurt, I thought.....
Bernard, Manchester,
Saw the movie last night... really enjoyed it!! the movie was always going to lack something with it being an older Indiana but in all honesty its a good movie and well worth a few pounds of anyones money.
Big Fan of the originals & feared the worst for this but left feeling it was worth seeing.
Chris, Loughborough,
While it has some goofy moments, so do the other three. This is a very worthy entry in the series. I really had fun for two hours, and that's what movies are all about. What would be great is if they make two more, for another trilogy, younger Indy and older Indy.
Gerry, Riverside, USA
What a rubbish review. Saw it last night - very excited and ready to forgive it almost anything. Sadly me and the friends I saw it with all felt massively let down. Raiders fans should keep their memories intact and stay away - Lucas has done for Indiana Jones what he did for star wars
Will, London,
Fourth sequel? Hmm... ;)
Dave R., Nottingham,
Hey Ian from ventura, - if you've waited years to see a new indiana jones film and done "everything you can to avoid reading spoilers" why read a review two days before it opens!!!
Jake, London,
Many critics are slating it. Who does one believe?
Hamad Lone, London, England
I've been waiting years to see the new Indiana Jones movie, I've done everything I can to avoid reading spoilers, but your review carelessly spoiled some of the action scenes and what have been great surprises. Thank you for ruining years of trying to keep the film a complete surprise!
Ian, Ventura,
Thank God the Times reviewer who saw Iron Man, and complained it wasn't true enough to life, didn't review Indiana Jones!
Whatever would he have made of crystal skulls which could hypnotise the world?!
iain , bedford, uk