The talk of the town last night was not Marleene Klass's cleavage, nor the sense of deja vu when Cate Blanchett emerged wearing the same dress she wore to the Oscars this year, but instead the small matter of a fringe.

Tom Cruise's to be exact.

Let's not forget that the smallest man in Hollywood has just spent the last few months pretending to be a Nazi general in Valkyrie. Angular haircuts are de rigeur for anyone under the influence of Hitler - were Cruise to slick the fringe to one side and go to work on his top lip with a marker pen, well you know what the result would be.

But to me there's something else going on in the Primary School, my-mum-has-let-me-grow-my-fringe look. Cruise is ageing.

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And what's the best way to disguise that? Look like a boy.

Revert back to the teenage pant-wearing, air-guitar playing Risky Business look. Or even better, like your own small child. For is there not something eerily reminiscent in the follicular fads of all the Cruise family?

Put a finger over the faces of Suri, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise and the haircuts are interchangeable. Could there be a stronger message of unity? No, and Cruise knows it.

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