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Later today, when A Moment Like This by Leona Lewis is officially sworn in as the UK’s Christmas No 1, it will confirm pop’s greatest open secret since you saw Mummy kissing Santa Claus.
It’s not the poor girl’s fault, of course. But these days, the victor in the
unstoppable marketing juggernaut that is The X Factor is party to a
conspiracy that has stifled one of the most enjoyable traditions in the
music calendar. Anybody who does not know that the glutinous ballad is about
to become this year’s festive chart-topper by a gigantic margin must surely
be out of their Christmas tree.
Even by the middle of the sales week that ended last night, and even as a
rush-release that didn’t physically arrive in stores until Wednesday, A
Moment Like This was so far ahead of the outgoing bestseller that it was as
attractive as watching an old boxer having his brains pummelled to
blancmange by a teenage fighter on steroids. Not only was the song
outselling Take That’s Patience, No 1 for the past five weeks, by a margin
of about 10 to one, its sales exceeded those of every other song in the Top
20 combined.
Fair play, you might think, the television audience has voted with its wallet.
On the other hand, if any other release in the yuletide market was
bequeathed the recurring publicity of 10m viewers per week and every other
attendant media outlet, we might see something that we haven’t had for a
while: a level playing field.
Talent shows are car-crash television in the audition stages and pure soap by
the finals, with music listed somewhere among the bit parts. We shouldn’t be
quite so snobbish as to pretend that no good can come of them, or that
talent can never be discovered. With attentive A&Ring, the former Pop
Idol Will Young is sustaining a credible career five years later, and the
Fame Academy loser Lemar has developed into a good soul singer.
Retailers will tell you that they’re delighted for any pop phenomenon that
generates footfall, and that when the infrequent record-buyer pops in to
pick up the X Factor single, there’s every chance they will stay long enough
to add a few CDs and DVDs to their shopping basket. But to argue that Simon
Cowell and co’s ruthless co-opting of the Christmas market is just part of
the competitive fun is like pretending that the chairman of Sheffield United
or Charlton Athletic has the same financial muscle as Roman Abramovich, just
because they’re technically in the same league.
Gone, perhaps for ever, are the days when a flutter on the Christmas No 1 was
as much a part of our betting habits as the Grand National or the Derby.
It’s not in the least bit surprising that the bookmakers who encouraged the
practice are now less than enamoured at how their fun is being spoilt. But a
custom that, until quite recently, took more than £1m in wagers has been
crushed by the wheels of this relentless industry.
According to William Hill’s Graham Sharpe, who as good as invented the festive
No 1 wager in the 1970s, all bets are off. “In those days, there was great
anticipation and excitement about the record that would hit the
all-important top spot at Christmas,” he says. “I’ve been saddened to see
how first charity records, then The X Factor, have ruined all that. It’s to
the detriment not only of bookmakers — although I wouldn’t expect any
sympathy for us — but, I should imagine, of the music business.
“Surely The X Factor would create greater sales if it took place at a
different time of year, rather than attaching itself to Christmas when
there’s no problem selling records to people who don’t buy at other times?
“From a betting peak of well into seven figures, the market has now been
decimated, because everyone knows that the X Factor single will be No 1, and
few people are as interested in what will be No 2.” By the time the book
closed last Sunday, A Moment Like This was 100-1 on to reach the top, and a
piffling £20,000 had been taken in bets.
It’s a long way, and an unrecognisably different market, from the heyday of
the single in the 1970s. Everybody made Christmas records, some of them
genuinely good fun, and in those days, before records were marketed to
death, plenty of now staple yuletide songs never got to No 1. Wizzard’s I
Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day never even made the Top 3.
It was a year ago to the very week that last year’s X Factor victor, Shayne
Ward, was selling an astonishing 742,000 copies in four days of his winning
song, and he hasn’t exactly bossed the charts since. I ask if you will still
recall his name this time next year.
In the meantime, in the spirit of pop’s more innocent past, a Wombling Merry
Christmas.
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