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The UK has produced some memorable Eurovision moments over the years: Bucks Fizz ripping off their skirts, Jemini scoring a historic "nul points". But what about the rest of Europe? Here's our pick of the best and worst the Song Contest has had to offer. Let us know what we've missed below.
1. Sweden, 1984
Herreys - Diggi-Loo Diggi-Ley
Part of the noble canon of Eurovision songs with silly titles - see also Boom Bang-a-Bang, Ding-A-Dong and La La La - was this 1984 winner, which is often held up as the apotheosis of Song Contest naffness. Apparently, the lyrics are about a pair of magical shoes.
2. Spain, 1990
Azucar Moreno - Bandido
A technical “hitch” meant that Spain’s 1990 entry stormed off the stage ten seconds in. Keep your eyes on the backing band, who are unsure whether to carry on miming or not.
3. Yugoslavia, 1991
Baby doll - Brazil
Some say that the 1992-1995 civil war in the Balkans was a direct result of national shame at this unfathomable entry, which is peculiar even by Eurovision standards.
4. Israel, 1998
Dana International - Diva
A winning entry that more than justified what is often seen as Israel’s rather spurious inclusion in the pan-European Song Contest.
5. Germany, 1998
Guildo Horn - Guildo hat euch lieb
Who says that the Germans don’t have a sense of humour?
6. Greece, 2002
Michalis Rakintzis - S.A.G.A.P.O
A band of bionic woodlice, fronted by a Mark E. Smith lookalike.
7. Slovenia, 2003
Sestre - Samo Ljubezen
In a progressive touch from Slovenia, this group was made up of three transvestite air hostesses. Wonder where Scooch got their inspiration from?
8. Germany 2003
Lou - Let’s get Happy
2003 was a vintage year for Eurovision. The chorus to this bouncy slice of nonsense is, “Let’s get happy and let’s be gay”. Puerile, but funny.
9. Ukraine, 2004
Ruslana - Wild Dances
2004’s winner was this Xena: Warrior Princess-themed entry from the Ukraine. Yes! I am wild dancer!
10. Belarus 2004
Aleksandra & Konstantin - My Gallile
Every year, there is at least one “ethnic” song that features a goat herder-type playing a bizarre wind instrument. In 2004, it was Belarus. What is that guitarist doing in the band, though?
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As an ex-pat who has lived in Sweden for over 30 yrs, it might come as a surprise to the UK to know that the Eurovision contest is the year's biggest audience puller in Sweden with almost half the population viewing! In fact they have 4 regional contests plus final all televised where the National final draws a larger audience than the actual Eurovision contest. No, I dont understand it either!
It's also interesting that the BBC are the largest contributor moneywise to this awful event, which is why the UK always will qualify despite getting nul points.
Harris Levy, Malmö, Sweden
""Surely the BBC can find better things to spend money on?" "
Well, I wouldn't know as for some unknown reason, and despite the fact that I PAY for this channel, BBC Prime decided not to show the Eurovision Song Contest this year, so those of us in the Middle East were denied our annual blast of Euroshmatlz and pizzazz.
Boo Hiss to BBC Prime
Paul Hudson, Ras Al Khaimah, United Arab Emirates
@ mark in London
"Surely the BBC can find better things to spend money on?"
Thats the whole point its more cheap schedule filler from the BBC.
And don't forget the charter " nation shall speak unto nation" or sing in this case.
One wonders what has happened to that other charter commitment..to entertain.
Mark, Bristol, U.K
Who really cares?; it's pointless now; narrow nationalism means that countries vote for [or against!] neighbours, and align themselves in ethnic, linguistic or cultural blocs; 'periphery' countries, without many neighbours find it difficult to win unless they go for the kitsch or weird. And any half-way 'sensible' song hasn't a cat in hell's chance. And why should this surprise us? What appeals in London probably won't appeal in Moscow, and vice versa. Just as the EU is enlarged to the point of losing focus, dynamism and purpose, so it's unreasonable to think that any one song type should hold as much appeal in, say, Tel Aviv as it does in Warsaw, Athens, Riga or Paris. Yes, it's a spectacle, but it's become so cheesy and camp that it can only appeal as a kind of freak-show... Surely the BBC can find better things to spend money on?
mark, London, UK
Bloc voting aside, Scooch stand a good change as they carry off what Sestre were trying to do with more pzazz and polish.
Marios Patrinos, Reading, Berks
diva is the last song that was an actual song. since than- nothing else!
bela, lagusi,