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As if her fans don't have enough to cope with already, Britney Spears is now asking for help to title her new album.
Her website is currently asking "her most die-hard fans for some assistance in order to name her upcoming album."
Handily, the site has a list of possible album titles to help inspire idea-bereft fans. These are:
1. Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like
2. What if the Joke is on You
3. Down boy
4. Integrity
5. Dignity
Can it be real? The sole picture on the website is of Britney in regulation hooker wig and a pair of white gloves and nothing else. Must be authentic then. Who would have thought one could ever be nostalgic for the days when she pranced about in a school uniform or even at least a bra and huge boa constrictor.
Also on the site is an open letter apparently written by Britney to her fans. It's best read to be believed -
Dear Fans,
I just wanted to reach out to all of you and explain some of the things that I have been faced with recently.

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Britney: The Chronicles of Nair-nia
Louis, Kingston, Canada
How about "Skinhead".
steve, fort worth, tx