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Humphrey Lyttelton, the presenter of the Radio 4 comedy show I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue, has died aged 86. The jazz musician, journalist, cartoonist and much-loved radio host, who had chaired the self-styled “antidote to panel games” since 1972, was admitted to hospital this week for surgery to repair an aortic aneurysm.
Said to be “otherwise fine and in good spirits”, his ill health had already prompted the cancellation of the spring series of the show. The BBC confirmed his death last night.
As chairman of I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue, “Humph” was famed for his ability to deliver the smuttiest of innuendoes with apparent innocence, keeping the humour rude, but rarely offensive. But the man who frequently reduced listeners to hysterics with the fictitious sexploits of his scorer, “Samantha”, had talents far beyond keeping a straight face.
Over more than six decades in public life, Lyttelton also found time to indulge his passion for calligraphy and write more than half a dozen books.
Lyttelton was born on May 23, 1921, at Eton College, where his father was a housemaster. After leaving school he served with the Grenadier Guards during the war before going to Camberwell Art College in Central London. In 1949 he joined the Daily Mail as a cartoonist, working, among other projects, on the popular Flook strip, and stayed there until 1956.
He was emerging as a key figure in the British revival of traditional jazz forms. His Bad Penny Blues became the first British jazz record to enter the Top Twenty in 1956. That year his Lyttelton Band supported the jazz legend Louis Armstrong in London.
Perhaps the key moment in Lyttelton’s comedy career was becoming the surprise choice as chairman of I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue in 1972. It proved to be an inspired move by the producers, as his deadpan delivery supplied the perfect foil to the bizarre games being played by regular panel-lists including Graeme Garden, Tim Brooke-Taylor and the late Willie Rushton. Last year Brooke-Taylor was asked to contemplate the future of the long-running radio show without its presenter. He said: “Humph is the most important component. Willie Rushton and I talked about it once and we agreed that if Humph isn’t there it’s not worth doing.”
The programme regularly attracted audiences of two million. Asked to explain its enduring popularity, Lyttelton said: “It’s chronically unpredictable. It doesn’t get stale because nobody knows what’s going to happen next, least of all us.”
In 1993 Lyttelton was awarded the radio industry’s highest honour, the Sony Gold Award, and received lifetime achievement awards at the Post Office British Jazz Awards in 2000 and the BBC Jazz Awards in 2001. He continued touring with his band until well into his 80s.
Lyttelton, a father of four, married twice, first in 1948 and then again after a divorce in 1952. In 1995 he was reported to have been offered a knighthood by John Major’s Government, but turned it down.
Mark Damazer, the Radio 4 Controller, described Lyttelton as “an extraordinarily modest man” and “a great and towering figure of Radio 4 comedy”.
Jenny Abramsky, Director of Audio and Music at the corporation, said: “Humphrey Lyttelton has been one of the wonders of radio broadcasting for years.”
Mark Thompson, the BBC Director-General, said: “Humphrey Lyttelton will leave an enormous gap not just in British cultural life as a whole but in the lives of many millions of listeners.
“He was a unique, irreplaceable talent. Like his many fans we owe him an enormous debt of gratitude. Like them, all of us at the BBC feel a tremendous sense of loss.”
Lyttelton used to end every edition of I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue with typically surreal sign-off lines. One example was: “As the vanquished charwoman of time begins to Shake n’ Vac the shagpile of eternity, I notice that we have just run out of time.”
SCORING WITH THE LOVELY SAMANTHA
Lyttelton was famous for his delivery of double entendres on I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue. Most featured the escapades of the show’s fictitious scorer, Samantha:
“Samantha’s just started keeping bees and already has three dozen or so. She says she’s got an expert handler coming round to give a demonstration. He’ll carefully take out her 38 bees and soon have them flying round his head”
“Samantha has to nip off to the National Opera, where she’s been giving private tuition to the singers. Having seen what she did to the baritone, the director is keen to see what she might do for a tenor”
“Samantha has to nip off to a Welsh Conservative Association dinner for their most senior MP, whose name is said to be almost impossible to pronounce. She’s certainly found the longest standing Welsh member a bit of a mouthful”
“Samantha has to go now as she’s off to meet her Italian gentleman friend who’s taking her out for an ice-cream. She says she likes to spend the evening licking the nuts off a large Neapolitan”
“Samantha does a few chores for an elderly gentleman who lives nearby. She shows him how to use the washing machine and then prunes his fruit trees. Later he’ll hang out his pyjamas as he watches her beaver away up the ladder”
“After tasting the meat pies, Samantha said she liked Mr Dewhurst’s beef in ale; although she preferred his tongue in cider”

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Dear Humph
It is over a week since you passed and I am still crying. I can't imagine anyone taking your place on ISIHAC, but, let me run this past you on your heavenly cloud - what about Graham Garden? I don't really want the show to go on, but if it did ...
What do you reckon love?
Debsx
Debbie Christian (Miss), London, England
Saw him just three weeks ago at the Lowry Manchester. Can't believe he's gone, it brought a tear to my eye listening to him play the trumpet, I'm glad I didn't know then that it would be for the last time. Come on BBC lets have a complete collection of ISHAC released. It would be a best seller!
Mark Holdsworth, Shropshire union canal, England
I saw "I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue" when it came to the Grand Theatre, Wolverhampton recently. It was a full house and Humph and the team were in excellent form. At the end Humph played a piece on his trumpet. It brought tears to my eyes and he got a standing ovation. Thank you Humph.
Keith Mason, Wolverhampton,
..it's encouraging to note that both Humph & Willie Rushton will now be presiding over Radio 4 Comedy, and probably both responsible for numerous technical faults that offer a welcome release from amateurish mirth not worthy of air-play.
Gentlemen, Elvis has left the building !
Mark Drummond, Dunstable, Bedfordshire
Oh, God, Humph - you've got me crying AGAIN! Your silliness has been a lesson to us all. Your sense of the ridiculous is our heritage so PLEASE BBC 7, give him back to us without moderation. You've got enough for a repeat everyday for years. You can do it. Don't leave us pining.
Suzy PLACET, Poilhes, France
When I was 18 I saw Humph at the 100 Club. In the break, I approached him at the pub just behind the club. "May I buy you a drink?" I asked. "No, let me buy you one," he responded. "Thanks; half a pint."
In the second break, it was my round. "What'll you have?" "A double Scotch," he replied.
Richard Flohil, Toronto, Canada
It doesn't surprise me to hear that Humph had been offered a knighthood - or that he had turned it down.
A man who could make the world laugh had all the reward he wanted.
My favourite part of ISIHAC was the intro to Give Us a Clue with the stories about Lionel Blair.
He will never be replaced.
GJB, Slough, Berkshire
We would like to hear from other readers "who are the last arrivals at the heavenly ball?? Come on team lets hear it. I am running out of time!!
Will Williams, Kendal, England
Who will now referee the games of Mornington Crescent as effectively as Humph? Once or twice I nearly crashed the car while listening to the show.
Heaven is in for a treat.
Bless you, Humph and thank you.
Malcolm Wilson, WEST MALLING, United Kingdom
So sorry to hear this news. Does this mean that there will be no more episodes of Just a Minute ?
Mrs Trellis, North Wales, Wales
Sad to hear the news. His "Bad Penny Blues" was the first 78 record I bought from my very first wage packet as a15 year old apprentice. Also met him at a Duke Ellington concert in Leeds many years ago - he was as excited to be there as I was!
John Thompson, Fredericton, Canada
Probably the funniest man without peer in the history of British comedy. Multi-talented, brilliant dead-pan, and superb musician. His like will never be found again. I, and many thousands like me, will miss both the comedy and the jazz. Bless you, Humph, for the many hours of pure entertainment.
CG
C Griffiths, Carmarthen, UK
exquisitely, rib-achingly hilarious - and that without offending anybody. Watch over us and guide us, Humph - xxx
Sue Kunst-Elliott, Es Castell, Menorca / Spain
A very sad day.Life will never be the same again........Thanks for all the years of laughter,it was great to pass the time with you.
Dean, Northwich, UK
Having recently seen Humphrey and his band at Middle Temple, I can say that his music inspired people of all ages. I had the best dance in a long time that night - he will genuinely be missed by music lovers and alike.
Ami P, North London, UK
Greta Trumpeter, very funny man. His intro's into 'Clue were funnier than the rest of the show. Sadly missed.
Graham Herriott, Braintree, UK
An amazing talent, and a huge hole left in R4 comedy. RPI Humph.
Gilly Riddington, ashton keynes, uk
Irreplaceable! A joy to have been able to listen to him! Thank you!
Neil Graham, Mula, Murcia, Spain
A National Treasure now a National Loss.
He was truly irreplaceable.
Lindsay Murphy, Redditch, Worcestershire,
Radio four has lost some genius in the past couple of years but among the best must have been Humph. He always made me giggle the cheeky old thing! He will be sorely missed. Our kind regards to his family and thanks for all the pleasure you brought Humph. Rest in Peace.
judy, Liverpool, England
I wonder how Humph would have signed himslf off?
Doubtless, it would have been pithy, dry and wonderfully delivered. We'd have all laughed and marvelled at the humour he brought to us, sometimes in the most simple, yet contrived way. Fond memories of a hugely talented entertainer. RIP Humph.
rory kehoe, melbourne, australia
The mention of that other comedic genius Kenneth Horne is apt. Both could make me sore and breathless with laughter. I'll miss Humph terribly
dave, Jerrabomberra, Australia
Farewell Sir Humph. Joke and play in peace.
Jack Gamon, Near Brighton, England
So sorry to hear this sad news. Haven't heard IHGNFU for several years but it gave me and, obviously, so many others years of real pleasure.
God bless Humph.
I'd rather the Beeb didn't try and find a new Chairman. Let's just remember it the way it was!
Alan , Cape Town , South Africa
I hope we get the opportunity to hear Humph. again. We will miss him!
Joan Betts, Yarm, Cleveland
Buy far the funniest "Samantha" moment for me was last year, the news had just broken the the US government was prepared to kidnap any body they felt could be guilty of terrorism.
chris , liverpool,
" I was chatting to Samantha earlier and asked if she was concerned about the possibility of being snatched by the yanks, I'd rather that than the other way around she replied"
chris , liverpool,
I first saw Humph and his band at Leicester in the 1950s. Recently, my wife and I booked to see him at Peterborough's Key Theatre on Friday April 18th. The concert was cancelled owing to Humph's ill health. Oh dear! We shall never see him now. We'll miss him greatly.
Mike Turland, Peterborough, United Kingdom
God bless and God speed Humph. Earths loss is Heavens gain.
Simon Cross, Nottingham, England
I shall miss him dreadfully. What a pleasure it has been to listen to him over the years. RIP, Humph.
Abel, London,
We'll all miss you, Humph. Enjoy the great Mornington Crescent in the sky.
John Bulwer, Brussels,
What a sad day but what wonderful happy memories.
Ann, LEEDS,
This is extremely bad news. I think Tim Brooke-Taylor would be wrong, however, to rule out further shows. Humphrey was outstanding, but I believe there are others who could keep the show going. Comparisons made by listeners will of course be unavoidable at first.
Des, Edinburgh,
The Humph is dead.
Long live the Humph.
Andy , edinburgh, UK
Sad loss to jazz lovers and to Britain in general. What a wonderful man who mentored many a budding young musician.
I last saw him at the 2007 Edinburgh Jazz Festival in fine form and still encouraging youngsters in his inimitable fashion.
His radio shows were also a joy.
Rest in Peace Big Man
Ian Smith, Torello Catalonia, Spain
I often heard him play at his jazz club at 100 Oxford Street, London many years ago he was great, and have enjoyed ISIHAC since its inception. I think he might be irreplacable as was Kenneth Horne as the only apparently sane person amongst insanity.
I will miss him.
bob higham, Brighton, United Kingdom
A giant of a man. I recall with great fondness his show in Worcester a number of years ago where, as on radio, he had me crying with laughter.
Absolutely unique.
Martin, Smiths, Bermuda
Samantha will be distraught. Who will now polish her 38 bees? Mrs Trellis - please attend the funeral on behalf of us all. I hope the cortege will travel via Paddington, the Mall, Finchley Road and M......
Richard Stevenson, Harrogate, UK
Goodbye Humph, ISIHAC kept a smile on my face through the toughest of times, you'll be sorely missed. Thank you.
David Parkinson, Leeds, UK
In talkin about humphrey lytrtelton, please don't forget his presentation of - and selection of recordings for - his jazz programme on radio for many, many years. Humph was more than "Clue".
Keith Edgerley, Coppet and Aigues-Mortes
Keith Edgerley, Coppet/Aigues-Mortes, Switzerland/France
A lovely, multi-talented man. He often made me laugh till I cried. A very sad day, they just don't make them like that any more.
Peta Bridges, Orihuela Costa, Spain
Goodbye Humph
Edwin, Glasgow, UK
I've read his books on jazz but never knew till now about his refusing the knighthood, or his samantha tales. I always had the highest regard for this man who has gone up even more in my estimation. What a wonderfully well rounded human being
J Morris, Birmingham, UK
A lovely man. So many good memories.
Let's hope the BBC ends ISIHC and we value the good years we have had, rather than try and keep it going by trying to replace the irreplaceable.
john, Oxford, England
Who will Mrs Trellis write to now? The greatest of all comedic broadcasters. His remarks after contestants sang were my favourite, 'that was fantastic' after Jeremy Hardy etc. His timing and sense of fun were a joy to listen to and I can't think of anyone so genuinely loved and treasured by so many.
Pavel Astovski, Leicester,
Gabriel, you have some competition
volov, auckland, new zealand
Great jazz man - RIP !!!!
Ian Payne, WALSALL,
I shall miss driving down the M4 on Monday evenings - watching other drivers equally unable to stop laughing and giggling out loud, often with tears of absolute joy - knowing that we had each been part of something unique and truly, truly funny. A wonderful man. The end of a golden era on radio.
Mike L, Chippenham, Wilts
Sad, bad news for jazz and for lovers of good humour.
Bill Q, Derby,
An awesome talent - a very funny man and a great musician and octogenarian.
So many times he has had me in stitches with his outrageous innuendo and deadpan delivery.
His Samantha commentaries and surreal summaries were something to look forward to.
Alan Pickard, Thornbury, UK
Will there be another Humpth? I hope so because what's life without humour and Humph gave us that in spades.
Michael Taylor, Cardiff, UK
I am writing this from Eton where 'Humph' was born, we'll be thinking of him today and I will be digging out the ISIHAC CD's to recall a legend of radio comedy and a gentle giant who has enriched millions of lives
Geoff Riley, Eton,
A truly Great Trad Jazzumpet player he became an even greater interpreter of Duke Ellington with his 30s style band.
I saw him in Tadcaster about 4 years ago one Saturday night and can still recall "Mood Indigo" played to perfection.
NO TEARS!!! just smug hysterics at his comedic skill
Lord Collins, York, UK
Bad Penny Blues was the first record I ever bought. ISIHAC and Just a Minute are the only BBC programmes I bother with any longer. When Parson goes, they can shut it down. And me with it. So sad.
John Lynch, Whittingron, UK
a huge loss to those who have enjoyed ISIHAC over the years - wonderful sense of humour, fabulous timing a truly great broadcaster and musician. We have been most fortunate.
Good luck Humph!
knperkins , Rethymno , crete
Thank you Humph... God Bless
Kevin, Nashville, USA
I sat beside him once, at a Count Basie concert. He nodded, and said "hello".
On yer, Humph
Tony Standish
Tony Standish, Mount Martha, Australia
Anyone wanting to remember the great man should read It Just Occurred to Me ... The reminiscences & thoughts of Chairman Humph (Robson Books, 2006) - like having him in the room with you. As Barry Cryer would say, it;'s uncanny.
Rufus, Camberwell
Rufus, London, UK
Sad news for fans of Im Sorry I Havent A Clue, like me.
The show was about the only BBC offering nowadays, that was genuinely funny.
Christopher Hanley, Melbourne, Australia
In one series Humphrey choked. One of the panelists, obviously concerned that Humphrey was making an 'early exit, asked if he was fine. Still choking he made a joke, the audience laughed and it just showed what a great professional and entertaining performer he was. God bless 'Humph'!
James Stanworth, Tainan,, Taiwan
I was lucky enough to see Humph last month in Salford in the touring version of ISIHAC.
Mondays at 6.30pm will no longer be the same.
Marc, Manchester, UK
Oh bugger.........
zeb, middlesbrough,
Hey!............here's a loss eh?.............And Samantha????.LOL!
Jo, Eastbourne, UK
An absolute tragedy -- I don't know how I shall survive without ISIHAC . . .
Mrs Trellis of North Wales, Mornington Crescent, UK
With the reach of the BBC around the world, and now, with the Internet allowing us Americans to share your treasures, this is truly an international loss. I am grateful to have listened to the last couple of years of I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue. Lots of tears for Mr. Lyttleton but that is proper.
Claire, St. Louis, MO, USA
Keep the programme and his memory alive. Sometimes we can't imagine being without someone even though we know one day they will leave us. Mondays at 6.30pm will never be as funny again. I presume samantha had to rush off before the end to help Gabriel polish his trumpet?
Alison, Rhydymwyn,
Another institutional figure bites the dust. God, Im going to miss him
Thanks for all the times I giggled in the most absurdly puerile way.
I only knew you through the radio but thank you so much for everything you gave me.
God bless.
Rich.
Rich Askew, Gibraltar, Gibraltar
He was good but the article needs shortening; too many accolades. However, Lyttelton was extraordinarily good and had me in stitches when introducing 'tonight's host location.
You must keep it going boys - if only to please Humphrey. Please consider the show's huge loyalty. We will forgive you.
Edwin, Bucharest,
Bye bye Humph. It was great to know you. Thanks.
tris, dundee, scotland
He was wonderful
moira mcgregor, Dundee, United Kingdom