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Lauren Laverne, bubbly presenter of BBC2’s The Culture Show, reckons: “Culture is everything. It tells us who we are and it tells you something about your identity; where we’ve come from and where we, as people, are going.” This is culture in the sense of “rave culture”, or “Minister for Culture, Media and Sport”, or President Sarkozy’s recent description of Yves Saint Laurent, the frock-maker and inventor of the see-through blouse, as a “creative genius”.
It’s also clearly how the organisers of Liverpool’s year as European Capital of Culture see things. It’s about Tall Ships’ Races, the World Firefighters Games and the BBC Sports Personality of the Year Award. It’s about Liverpool “rolling like its river to the emotions, to the optimism, to social and racial harmony”. Liverpool, like Rome, they point out, is built on seven hills. Well, yes - so is Sheffield.
Culture in Liverpool has always been about pop music and football, too, with the city boasting a staggering 56 No 1 hit records and the sacred pilgrimage sites of Anfield and Goodison Park. During his sermon in the Anglican cathedral, I even heard the bishop using a simile derived from Stoke City’s recent promotion to the Premiership to colour his theological point. Now, culture also seems to be about shopping. The new, £75m Metquarter mall, with its Armani and Hugo Boss and Café Rouge, is spoken of with the same civic pride as the Tate.
It’s all a bit puzzling, though. The shopping malls are thronging, but the docks are silent. The seven-mile dock wall of the Port of Liverpool was likened by Herman Melville to the Great Pyramid of Cheops. Walk down to the Mersey on a summer’s evening now, with the sun setting over the great river, and you’ll see a single tanker across on the Birkenhead side, offloading at the Shell refinery, a couple of small container ships, and that’s it. It’s all very quiet. “Too quiet,” as they say in the movies. “I don’t like it.”
Instead, the old docks have been “developed”, and the jewel in the crown is the Albert Dock. In its 19th-century heyday, this magnificent Victorian Grade I-listed edifice, around a handsome basin, would have been a bustle of trade and commerce, dealing in silk from China, tea and sugar and salt, indigo, bales of cotton - and, before all that, slaves. Out on the river would have been the great Cunard and White Star liners, the Mauretania and the Olympic, sailing for America, so vast they needed six tugs to pull them.
Today, the Albert Dock is all about heritage, recreation and culture: the oxymoronic “leisure industry”. There are no more tea clippers or dirty old tugs here now, but there are sleek white cruisers called things such as Sarinda and Djinn Palace. And, while there is no more shipping, there is shopping. In a nautical memorabilia shop, you can buy Aran sweaters, little brass telescopes on mahogany tripods and even a replica RMS Titanic pie knife for £59. The surrounding warehouses are clubs, wine bars and restaurants, with white jeans, tight T-shirts and lashings of false tan on display - and that’s just the men.
The merchant seamen and dockers are gone, but perhaps their sons are now pulling pints of continental lager in Café Rouge, their daughters serving lattes in Caffe Nero. Thus, a new pride and self-respect will be born in Liverpool.
In much of the centre, there is the same spirit of glossy enterprise and confidence. They knocked down the Cavern Club in 1973, an act not just of cultural vandalism, but of mind-boggling stupidity. Now a tourist-friendly version has appeared in its place - the original was “very noisy and very smelly”, remembers the local poet Adrian Henri – using the same bricks and built to the same dimensions, a notice explains a little desperately. It’s especially popular with the Japanese, who may not be able to read the notice.
Then there is the huge new Liverpool One development, with “the largest John Lewis outside central London”, “new concept fixtures” resulting in “a more shop-able environment” and “nine pieces of artwork in the Espresso Bar”. Culture, y’see!
Far beneath the pedestrian precinct outside, a slab of ancient dock wall has been preserved, carefully protected, chrome-fenced and glassed over with a shield-sized oculus. People crowd round and peer down, clutching their smart rope-handled shopping bags, searching for the murky Mersey past, but the sun glances off the glass and you can’t make much out. “I can’t see anything,” one girl says. “It’s just a mirror, isn’t it?” Well, sort of.
The Capital of Culture is also a culture of capital. There is a lot of money talk around. This year is forecast by optimists to bring in £2 billion of investment and 14,000 jobs. A dissenting voice is that of Professor David Robertson, of John Moores University, who points out that £7-£12 billion worth of central government and European funding is due to come to an end soon, and the city’s use of that windfall has been “very frothy, focusing on tourism, short-term spending and increasing spending on shopping”. Meanwhile, two care homes are due for closure and the council has promised “service reviews”.
The McCartney concert at Anfield was a long way from the manicured and bogus New Liverpool. Hugely good-tempered and atrociously organised, it made you think, Liverpool: the Naples of the North. The air was thick with the smells of cigarette smoke, chips and rain; and, at the food stand, you could get chicken balti pie and a mug of Bovril. You’re wary of becoming the kind of tourist who doesn’t want his Liverpool smart and prosperous, preferring it deprived and shabby and picturesque. It’s just that this felt alive, where the New Liverpool feels dead.
We queued in mud and rain for an hour, repeatedly getting sent the wrong way by stewards. Someone said: “At this rate, we’ll just be in time for Hello, Goodbye.” I said I’d heard a rumour we were going to get Bruce Springsteen. “Yeah,” chipped in another voice, “and I heard we were going to get Gerry Fookin’ Marsden.”
The Zutons and Kaiser Chiefs were fun, but McCartney was superb. He fumbled the opening to Penny Lane, apologised and started again. He played Something on a ukulele given him by George Harrison, showed us a bit of Bach they used to play on their guitars to show off, and how he stole it for the opening of Blackbird, and you realised that this really was living history in front of you. By the time he got to Hey Jude, and Yesterday and Let It Be, and Anfield was filled with the sound of 35,000 voices singing along in perfect harmony, dull would you be of soul not to feel moved. All that sentimental guff about Liverpool being somehow “special”, and having “a great heart” and “the people” – my God, I was beginning to think – it’s all true.
The next morning, I went to Toxteth: pubs vandalised, half burnt-out and boarded up, badged with the graffiti tags of Smiggers, Maca and Batesy; street after street seemingly deserted, the occasional newsagent with the cashier huddled in a booth of thick security glass; scraps of municipal grass-land, neglected and unmown. This is only a mile or so from the bars and boutiques of Albert Dock – but then Tower Hamlets is only a mile from the City of London. Either way, it’s a long mile.
From every street running west, you can see the broad grey stretch of the Mersey: the lifeblood, the moneymaker.
Not a ship in sight. No noise, no smoke, no work. The view is like a mockery. Closing off the end of each street are spiked railings. Down below, you can see the new dockland developments, the glossy car dealerships, the expensive riverside apartments. But you can’t get down to that from here. You can’t get over the railings. Finally, I found a pub that was still open. Was the year of culture really going to help Toxteth? “Oh, yeah,” said the barman with confidence. I was surprised. “Just as soon as Ian Paisley becomes Pope.”
Nearby was a once proud Grade II-listed building in the last stages of decay: the Florence Institute for Boys, known affectionately to the locals as “the Florrie”. When it opened, in 1890, it was the first purpose-built youth club in Britain, on the scale of a grand town hall. “A place of recreation and instruction for the poor and working boys of this district,” you can still read on the wall. It had a library and a gymnasium, and organised regular trips to the Lake District. It finally closed down in 1987, and now it’s no more than a roofless, burnt-out pigeon roost. The EU says the European Capital of Culture is about “regeneration, social inclusion, education and business”, but these haven’t got as far as “Liverpool 8” yet. Too far off the tourist trail? Prince Charles visited last year, and was dismayed to find that this howling shame of a building now officially belongs to - his mum. He, too, promised to help, but so far . . . nothing. If there is a sadder symbol of Liverpool’s decline, I didn’t find it.
Liverpool today is a Potemkin village. And for all the froth and gush about creativity and culture, investment isn’t getting to where it hurts. Alexei Sayle, in his excellent new television series on his native city, says that it exhibits optimism, sure, but “the psychotic optimism of a man with a broken leg who insists he can still run the marathon”. It’s a battered and bleeding heavyweight of a city, struggling to haul itself off the canvas. But it has an astonishing charisma - and I can still hear the sound of 35,000 voices ringing in my ears, singing about “times of trouble” and “all the lonely people” and “take a sad song and make it better”.
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Yes, the capital of culture celebrations are not perfect and neither is our great city but i cannot stand inaccurate reporting! Yes ,the river often appears quiet of river traffic but the port of Liverpool is one of the busiest in uk, just that most ships berth to the North of the city,out of eye:)
Chris Bruchez, Liverpool,
Don't bring Manchester and Birmingham into the equasion. It's your own sterotypes you're fighting...everyone else gave up caring about those long ago. Wipe the chips off your shoulder. I'm glad Liverpool is doing fantastic.
Sally, manchester, England
mixed feelings: liverpool museum is finished and the tate and maritine have more cash. However, while bold street thrives, quigins was knocked down and lewises and george henry lees will be dormant for the new shopping mall. Too many chains dominate. Derelict houses as population never recovered.
Bob, Southport,
I read the article looking desperately to find one reason to visit the place. Well, there is an exhibition of Gustav Klimt's work at the Tate.....
Sadly it all sounded drearily familiar. Put me in mind of that other milestone of NuLabour achievement in mediocrity; the infamous Millenium Dome.
Dave, York, England
I think the comparision to Naples is very good. Having been to both cities, I can say that the people are down-to-earth and hardworking - it is their councils that are corrupt and wasteful.
And those apartment designs in Liverpool make the skyline look a absolute mess.
Martyn Brown, Warrington, Cheshire,
There is more culture in one cm of Liverpool city centre than there is in the whole of manchester or birmigham combined!
To regenrate deprived inner city areas such as toxteth takes much more than cultural-led regenration but who is saying that capital of culture stauts is a magic wand?! wake up!!
Lyndsey Regan, Crosby, Liverpool , UK
Why is it that people travel from all over the world visit and tell us that we have a unique, vibrant cultural city full of heritage with real signs of a great future - yet people from the UK just won;t let go of a sterotype which is long passed. Get over it! We're on the up!
Dee, Liverpool,
There's no pleasing some people. Liverpool's not wallowing in its history, but cherishing it. Embracing the future, not fearing it. The Mersey's scenes are no longer those of the Forsyth saga - time's moved on. Liverpool is an outstanding European Capital of Culture - please try it yourself!
Sean Reynolds, Baltimore, USA
This vision of culture is the one promoted by the neoliberalists and conservatives: everything is for sale! Hart stick to the clichés though: McCartney and Liverpool 8. If he had gone a bit further (Liverpool 5, 6, 7) he would have seen the same dereliction. If wages were higher, maybe...
C. Paillard, Liverpool,
Ummn forgot to mention the destruction of Liverpools World Heritage site by a group of "cosy" developers building empty flats all over it.
And that the New Grosvenor-pool has sucked eight shops from the High Street already while Toxteth has lain in ruins for 30 yrs .
Liverpool Preservation Trust
Wayne Colquhoun, Liverpool,
I've never read so much hogwash. Hart writes about culture, but fails to mention any of the theatres, galleries, museums nor a new arena and L'pool 1. As to Capital of Culture - the Olympics spends in a fortnight what Liverpool has spent in 4 years! Still think London is not the drain of Britain?
Michael, Liverpool,
Isn't this like almost all regeneration projects undertaken under New Labour? It's all fur coat and no knickers, the knickers in this case being the industry, enterprise, research, universities (with USEFUL courses like science and engineering not crap like media studies). These are what count.
Robert C, London , UK
How much more money is this country going to throw at the bottomless pit that is Liverpool when there are many other more deserving cases?.When the docks and other industry were redundant a decision should have been taken to bull doze the city and return it to nature.
Gordon, Birmingham, England
It is true. Too much money has been placed on tourism without due consideration of trade and industry that which sustains any economy long term. Tourism is but part of any local economy and I believe the city is aspiring to that which London achieves, but London is the capital.
Gaynor Evelyn Sweeney, Liverpool, England
Additionally in terms of the Florrie Centre this is in the process of a large proposed regeneration, which my friend and co-artist, George Lund is helping towards. He is the centres Historian doing research on the local community and the centre itself with a team from the Florence centre.
Gaynor Evelyn Sweeney, Liverpool, England
liverpool has had more housing built than anywhere i knowbut people just wreck them they are then demolished and new ones built.there are many people still in old houses and flats who have never had the pleasure of renting a new property just because they kept the re old places clean and tidy.
kay draper, connahs quay, flintshire
Amid all this gloom and doom, there is a glass half-full side to this debate which is why did the 'pool win ECOC 08 in the first place? The competition was certainly more than stiff. It won because it needed the infrastructure boost more than the others and it will emerge a better city as a result.
D Boi, London, London
Leaving the people of Liverpool to fend for themselves for so long while Manchester, Leeds and other cities comsumed billions of taxpayers money has taken it's toll. One year in the spotlight will not quick fix years of neglect but it's people are the most resillient and will make the most of it.
Laurel Byrne, Liverpool,
One hundred years ago Liverpool was the biggest port on earth while Manchester shivered in its shade. Then Manchester built the ship canal and went on to develop an international airport worthy of the name, while Liverpool played with itself...
Scousers never could see all they had when they had it.
John Jay, Walton on Thames, UK
Mister Chettle's idea of leaving people to fend for themselves is working wonders. All those kids knifing eachother to death out there? They're being left to fend for themslves...not managing too well are they?
Tony, luton, uk
Puzzling that the old docks and the river are not thronging with ships and cargo Mr Hart?
The fact is Liverpool docks handle more than 30 million tonnes of freight a year more than ever before.
The giant container ships can not negotiate the river and use Seaforth deep water docks at the mouth.
George Sewell, Liverpool, UK
And this is after decades of consuming billions of taxpayer money. It just goes to show that places, like people, only thrive when they are told to fend for themselves.
Oliver Chettle, Bedford,