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There is a select club of pop stars who seem to spend their lives under siege
by the media. You don’t have to be female to join up — as Michael Jackson
will vouch — but it helps. Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey are founder
members; Victoria Beckham is chairman of the board.
While their levels of talent and commercial success may vary, they all have
the uncanny ability to attract censure. No matter what they do — to their
music, to their image and especially to the people who orbit their
less-than-private lives — it automatically prompts a chorus of extreme
disapproval.
Britney Spears has acquired full membership of the club with the release of
her fourth album, In the Zone. It has been greeted with universal
disdain in America, where reviewers have taken a dim view of the progression
that the 21-year-old Spears has made from virginal schoolgirl to “certified
nymphomaniac”, as the Boston Globe put it.
Here in Britain copies of the album were so late being distributed to the
press that rumours have started circulating that this was a deliberate ploy
to delay the inevitable rash of bad reviews until after the record was in
the shops (a PR practice invented by film companies who sometimes keep
critics away from certain movies until after they have opened).
Instead, the pre-release campaign has involved Spears appearing on every chat
show that will issue an invitation — from Richard and Judy and GMTV
to the audience-free zone of Woman’s Hour — where she has
defended herself for the heinous crimes of smoking, drinking, posing
semi-naked on magazine covers, writing sexually suggestive lyrics, bonking
Justin Trousersnake and, apparently, dropping a bottle of slimming pills on
the floor at Heathrow airport.
“Has Britney Spears gone completely mad?” asked The Sun
last week in a story which criticised her for taking her younger sister to
visit “New York’s sleaziest transvestite club” and for dwelling on the
subject of pleasuring herself in one of her song lyrics (albeit not at such
length as The Sun felt it necessary to linger over the issue). This
aberrant behaviour was, the paper said, all part of the singer’s “desperate”
bid to shed her former teen pop image.
But what really started the current bout of Britney bashing was that kiss with
Madonna, a moment of carefully calculated madness designed to reap a
whirlwind of publicity, much of it sure to be hostile. It was the kind of
stunt that reminded you that however much one might wish to sympathise with
the plight of members of the negative-PR brigade, they do bring a lot of it
on themselves.
A former member of the club herself, Madonna continues in her role of agent
provocateur on the opening track of In the Zone. “Hey Britney, you
say you want to lose control — come over here I’ve got something to show
you,” she barks huskily in Me Against the Music, the current
single which, despite a torrent of publicity, failed to reach the top of the
chart this week.
While this is Madonna’s only physical contribution to the proceedings, her
shadow looms over the entire album. This is not necessarily a bad thing, and
whatever you may have heard about it, In the Zone is actually
a pretty dynamic collection of dance-floor grooves blatantly presented as a
displacement activity for sex. And who could complain about that? The
thrills may be pneumatic and the mood about as romantic as a date with a
girl from an escort agency. But when you have a performer as enthusiastic
about her work as Spears, aided by a cast of contributors and collaborators
that includes Moby, R. Kelly, Cathy Dennis and the Matrix, you can certainly
relax in the knowledge that you will be getting a high-class job.
Some of the backing tracks are an absolute blast. (I Got That) Boom Boom,
featuring the Ying Yang Twins, incorporates a jolting, hip-hop percussion
track embellished every so often by a mad snippet of bluegrass banjo. Outrageous
taps into that Missy Elliott-goes-to-Diwali vibe, with a barrage of Middle
Eastern-sounding chants and a lyric that cuts to the chase with a
mischievous zest: “Outrageous — my sex drive/ Outrageous — my shopping
sprees.”
Whether accompanied by the strings and twanging surf guitar of Toxic or
the flutes and violins of Early Mornin’, Spears sighs, croaks,
squeaks, groans, breathes heavily and otherwise does anything short of
actually singing the sort of lyrics that come straight from a phone-sex
manual. “It’s so hot in here. . ./ Don’t stop ‘cause I’m halfway there,” she
moans in Breathe on Me, a number that harks back to the era of Donna
Summer, the original disco tease.
While it may be a little emotionally one-dimensional for some tastes, In
the Zone has an undeniable momentum. And guess what? In America its
first-week sales are surging ahead of new releases by Michael Jackson and
the Beatles. Maybe for some stars there really is no such thing as bad
publicity.
(Arista/BMG)
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