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Kylie and J-Lo had better keep a close eye on the competition because Beyoncé
Knowles has finally finished her debut solo album and you can bet she’ll be
using her bum to sell it. Actually, she already is. In her current video, a
bling-bling Beyoncé puts the most powerful thighs in pop to good use by
dancing in pants and bending over a lot. And why not? After all, as the
songwriter in Destiny’s Child — the sexiest band in R&B —
Beyoncé invented the word “bootylicious”.
She also got girls into torn miniskirts during the the summer that Survivor
came out and gave Charlie’s Angels a sassy song in Independent
Women, Part One. In short, Beyoncé and shorts go together like Jordan
and tight T-shirts.
Hence, it’s hard to take the Austin-born Knowles — estimated age 23 or 24,
although she seems to have stuck on 21 — seriously when she describes Dangerously
in Love (Columbia) as a grown-up album. “I know folks love me as a pop
star,” she says. “Now I want them to understand me as an artist.” Er, OK,
Beyoncé.
Thankfully, the “artist” in the singer — who co-wrote 15 of the 16 songs on Dangerously
in Love (the other is a cover) and co-produced with Matthew Knowles, her
father and manager — doesn’t surface straight away. For the first four
tracks, the pop star is still in the building and, let’s be honest, that’s
just how we like it.
The album starts with the new single, Crazy in Love, a fabulous, funky,
R&B number with daring production of the Missy/Timbaland type and a
slinky vocal from Beyoncé. It’s not as brash as DC’s singles, but thanks to
its whistle-backed, “oh-oh” chorus, big drums and bits of brass, it’s just
as catchy. Even the guesting Jay-Z does a decent rap — instead of his usual
shouty business — although his spot is the sort that crops up on trashy J-Lo
duets, and the lyrics (about falling in love, yawn) aren’t up to much. But
Beyoncé and the beats save the day and it’s a definite departure from DC.
The second song, Naughty Girl, is an uptempo party track that steals
from Donna Summer’s Love to Love You Baby, has a faintly Arabic
feel and an unusually high-pitched Beyoncé singing lines such as “The
rhythm’s got me going crazy”. Then there’s Baby Boy,
a pared down, Latino-tinged collaboration with Sean Paul, set to clicky
beats that sound like castanets. Paul does a reggae rap in the middle, but
it’s when he chats while Beyoncé half raps that the pair have real
chemistry.
The highlight by a mile, however, is the fourth song Hip Hop Star. Rock
guitars, heavy bass and a truly odd rhythm combine behind Beyoncé tripping
out lines like Björk — you’d never guess it was her — a bumpy rap by
Outkast’s Big Boi and some chirpy couplets from Sleepy Brown.
“I’m a rock star/ Undress me, undress me,” sighs Beyoncé. “Take off your tank
top/ And pull off your bra,” retorts Big Boi. For a few minutes, Beyoncé is
Britney, Missy and Björk, all at once.
Sadly, it’s the last we’ll see of the shorts-sporting Beyoncé for the next
nine songs. And boy, does it feel like a long time. American fans may not
mind half an hour of soul slowies, jazzy love songs and Beyoncé tiptoeing
round Celine territory, but it won’t go down well over here.
Which isn’t to say it’s all bad. Be With You is a slinky,
1980s-era ballad, and Yes is a nice song set to sparse beats, slow
handclaps and a strumming guitar. In places, Beyoncé belts out her lines
like Aretha, which is good, or Mariah, which is OK.
But there are several songs to skip. Me, Myself & I, with its
string arrangement, is just dull, Signs is awful — apparently Missy
Elliott is on there somewhere, but I could only hear her shouting “Ree-wind”
halfway through — and Speechless, which starts with a prog
guitar solo and has a gentle, jazz-club vibe, almost sent me to sleep. Then Gift
from Virgo actually did.
On the plus side, a cover of Donny Hathaway and Roberta Flack’s The
Closer I Get to You, a duet with Luther Vandross (it also features on
his new album, see below), is superb, and the trippy, midtempo Dangerously
in Love 2, despite a rotten rap from Jay-Z, is like a flirty Janet
Jackson track.
Lest I forget, there’s Beyoncé’s Interlude — some
whispered nonsense about harmonies of colours — and a hidden track that’s an
ode to “Daddy”. Oh dear. But, thank God, two bonus tracks — Bonnie
and Clyde ’03, Beyoncé’s recent Top 10 hit with Jay-Z from his
last album, and the underrated, Aretha-like Work It Out, from the
Austin Powers movie Goldmember, in which Beyoncé starred — end Dangerously
in Love on a high.
So a great start, a good finish and some ballads we can handle. But Beyoncé
the pop star wins hands down over Beyoncé the serious artist.
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