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Usually when old bands of a particular vintage come around to play again,
there is a certain level of nudging and winking between those on stage and
their audience. “We know we looked and sounded kind of daft all those years
ago,” their demeanour implies, “but you were young with us, weren’t you? You
understood what it was all about.”
Blue Oyster Cult’s knowing asides and smirking glances at each other indicate
that they are all too aware of how open to parody they are. Their thinking
must be: if anyone’s going to make money from it, it might as well be us.
It’s difficult to imagine when you look at the embarrassing richness of theme
and genre in popular music today, but once Blue Oyster Cult were considered
cutting-edge. Kind of like an American riposte to Black Sabbath, they
married a few meaty guitar riffs to some luddite goth poetry and sold by the
barrowload. Nice work if you can get it, but when does such youthful
foolishness grow tired? Apparently never, at least for longtime Blue Oyster
Cult members Eric Bloom, Allen Lanier and Buck Dharma (or Donald Roeser as
his mother named him).
Another tacitly accepted truth of classic bands is that the most successful
look least like their own road crew.
So, while you couldn’t imagine Paul McCartney or Mick Jagger getting their
hands dirty, Bloom and Dharma are hard to distinguish from the guys tuning
up onstage before they appear.
Only with their sunglasses on — The Ferry has exterior windows, but we’re
hardly blinded by the glare — do the Cultists make a stab at adopting a
rock-star persona. Their much younger bassist, Richie Castellano, follows
their lead with the facial furniture and plays while wearing a retching
expression that suggests he may have food lodged in his throat. Despite the
urge to offer a Heimlich manoeuvre, his gurning, duckwalking enthusiasm is a
nice balance to the elder members of the band’s seen-it-all-before
nonchalance.
As for the music, it takes a sense of humour to appreciate. Then Came the Last
Days of May, says Bloom,
is a true story about some guys from New York who rented a car and drove out
west to buy some drugs. There, he says, they “met a fate they didn’t
deserve”.
It’s an appropriately foreboding song, but with stumbling lyrics such as:
“They all had the money they had/ Money they hoped would take them very
far.”
This Ain’t the Summer of Love includes the line, “This ain’t the garden of
Eden/There ain’t no angels above”, and it’s one of many references to
angels, demons and fantastical tableaus that wouldn’t appear out of place in
a Michael Moorcock novel.
For those not overly impressed by such dope-shrouded musings, the music
outweighs the naff lyrics by at least a 2:1 ratio. That’s thanks to the
customary five-minute guitar solo at the end of every other song, as Bloom
and Castellano hilariously strafe the crowd with imaginary machine-gun fire
from their instruments. Truly, Blue Oyster Cult world is a boy’s playground.
Still, Godzilla is at least meant to be humorous — with its meaty “there goes
Tokyo” chorus — while the obligatory (Don’t Fear) The Reaper was Blue Oyster
Cult’s one stumble across a great song.
In the pompously titled Golden Age of Leather, however, another dodgy lyric
stands as the most revealing: “Raise your can of beer on high/And seal your
fate forever/Our best years have passed us by/The golden age of leather.”
I’ll drink to that.
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