Dominic Maxwell (comedy), Debra Craine (dance), Benedict Nightingale (theatre), Nancy Durrant (visual art), John Bungey (jazz), Richard Morrison (opera/classical), Louise Cohen (kids)
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Comedy: Stewart Lee
After splurging three hours of material on his recent television series, Lee uses his month at the Fringe to run in some new material for his autumn tour, If You Prefer a Milder Comedian Please Ask for One. Sure to include some of the sharpest and most relentless routines in town, work-in-progress or not. Aug 5-30, The Stand
Theatre: The Last Witch
Rona Munro’s latest play is set in northern Scotland in 1727 and involves one Janet Horne, who was said to be able to heal animals, summon the wind and charm fish out of the sea. To the inhabitants of little Dornoch all that seemed a bit suspicious, especially as she refused to deny their accusations of sorcery — and, as a result, she became what the title suggests, the last woman to be burnt as a witch in Scotland. Aug 23-29, Royal Lyceum
Comedy: Julian Clary: Lord of the Mince
He’s back! And if you’d thought turning 50 might mean a shock change of Clary’s stand-up strategy, think again. “Expect filth and smut in liberal quantities,” we’re told. Still, who better, in a time of flagging spirits, to stiffen our resolve (etc)? Aug 22-30, Pleasance Courtyard
Jazz: Mardi Gras
New Orleans comes to Edinburgh with marching bands, a carnival atmosphere and three hours of non-stop music from several stages. Masks and costumes encouraged. Aug 1, 1pm, Grassmarket
Theatre: Faith Healer/The Yalta Game/Afterlife
Three plays by Brian Friel come to Edinburgh from Dublin’s Gate Theatre : respectively the story of a modern shaman; an adaptation of Chekhov’s Lady with the Little Dog; and an imaginary encounter between characters who have escaped from the great Russian’s Uncle Vanya and The Three Sisters. Aug 15-Sept 5, King’s Theatre
Dance: The Return of Ulysses
Picking up on the official festival’s homecoming theme is the Royal Ballet of Flanders with their production of The Return of Ulysses. Choreographed by Christian Spuck and set to music by Purcell and Doris Day (how’s that for a combination?), the production looks at the fate of Penelope when her husband Ulysses went off to fight in the Trojan Wars. And what will happen when he comes back? Aug 21-24, Playhouse
Comedy: Rhys Darby
If you only know the Kiwi comic for his fine support work as Murray the manager in Flight of the Conchords, you’ve got a treat in store. A fine stand-up in his own right, Darby is also a very physical performer with a stunning sideline in sound effects. Aug 6-15, E4 Udderbelly’s Pasture
Theatre: Faust
Will the great auteur Silviu Purcarete be more indebted to Marlowe or to Goethe when he brings the National Theatre Radu Stanca Sibiu from his native Romania? With music, pantomime, torture, murder, exotic effects and more than 100 performers onstage, this promenade production promises to be more maverick. Aug 18-22, Lowland Hall, Ingliston
Comedy: Janeane Garofalo
She’s been one of America’s most interesting stand-ups for almost two decades now, but over here we still know her mostly for her acting in shows such as 24, The Larry Sanders Show and The West Wing. A bit of a coup for the Gilded Balloon. Aug 6-15, Gilded Balloon
Visual art: The Enlightenments
The only visual art component of the EIF, a city-wide exhibition including work by Tacita Dean and Nathan Coley, reflecting the two sides of Edinburgh — as a centre of the Scottish Enlightenment and its darker, mysterious underbelly. Aug 7-Sept 27, various venues
Opera: St Kilda
Intriguing compilation of archive footage, Gaelic folksong, electronic music, actors, singers and acrobats recreate the story of this abandoned Hebridean island, once home to a population that sustained itself on seabirds and their eggs. Probably going to be the oddest opera of the year. Aug 15-17, Festival Theatre
Theatre: The School for Scandal
Cal McCrystal directs Lionel Blair and other funny men and women in a revival, part produced by the Comedians Theatre Company, of Sheridan’s great tale of love and deceit in 18th-century London. Aug 5-31, Pleasance
Kids: Sketch Show 4 Kids: Because I Said So
From the company of Comedy 4 Kids, a new, full-length sketch show promising to be hilarious for kids and adults. Suitable for ages 6 and over. Aug 6-30, Underbelly
Comedy: Edward Aczel — Explains all the World’s Problems . . . and then Solves Them
You will either emerge from an Edward Aczel show refreshed and reminded of the infinite scope of comedy . . . or angry and convinced that a dull marketing manager from Aylesbury has just been wasting your precious time. He’s the kind of low-key, high-risk delight (is our bias showing through yet?) that the Fringe is all about. Aug 7-30, Underbelly
Classical: Judas Maccabeus
Handel’s tub-thumpingly heroic oratorio is a hymn of Hanoverian triumphalism (celebrating the crushing of the Jacobite uprising), loosely disguised as an Old Testament tale. Here it is sung by an all-star cast, including Sarah Connolly, and conducted by the American Baroque expert William Christie. Aug 14, Usher Hall
Theatre: Pythonesque
Roy Smiles, the author of a play about the Goons called Ying Tong, turns his attention to the creation and evolution of the Monty Python team. Expect to see John Cleese’s first audition, as well as a series of Python-inspired sketches. Aug 8-31, E4 Udderbelly’s Pasture
Dance: Gelabert Azzopardi
From Barcelona comes the Spanish dance-theatre troupe with two works choreographed by Cesc Gelabert. Sense Fi “identifies the circles of destiny that lie within us all”, while Conquassabit (set to Handel) takes the dancers on a trip into the middle of a hurricane. So a full blast of energy all round. Aug 21-23, Festival Theatre
Comedy: Kim Noble
Will Die Hilarious, inspiring, indefensible — you can call Noble’s show performance art, you can call it comedy, but you certainly can’t call it bland. Jaws were dropping when this first played at the Soho Theatre in April, but don’t let the shock value take away from Noble’s achievement. A multimedia suicide note that’s like nothing else you’ve ever seen. Aug 25-30, Assembly@George Street
Visual art: Peter Blake: Venice
The first appearance in Scotland of the Pop artist Peter Blake’s Venice Suite, prints inspired by Blake’s visit to the 2007 Venice Biennale, created in his trademark collage style using images culled from postcards, photographs, old books and Old Masters. July 18-Aug 29, except Mons, Edinburgh Printmakers, Union Street
Classical: Fair is Foul, Foul is Fair
The witty Italian avant-garde composer Giorgio Battistelli has been commissioned to write this new, Macbeth-inspired piece for the Scottish Chamber Orchestra and Chorus in a concert in which Sir Charles Mackerras also conducts masterpieces by Haydn. Aug 26, Usher Hall
Theatre: Orphans
Paines Plough comes to Auld Reekie with the latest play by Dennis Kelly, a psychological thriller about the disruption of a couple's quiet life by the arrival of a blood-stained relative. Aug 1 & 8-29, Traverse
Comedy: Ricky Gervais: Science
A low-key gig — well, OK, it’s a 3,000 seater, but at least he’s not playing at a castle this time — for Gervais as he begins his fourth stand-up tour. Aug 25, Playhouse Dance Michael Clark Talk about a homecoming. It’s been 20 years since the Scottish choreographer Michael Clark last appeared at the Edinburgh International Festival. And to mark the special occasion he presents the UK premiere of his newest work, inspired by the 1970s and the music of David Bowie, Iggy Pop and Lou Reed. As always with Clark, you can expect lots of gorgeous dancing and plenty of provocative comment. Aug 28-31, Playhouse
Kids: Room on the Broom
Tall Stories, the company behind the hugely successful stage adaptation of The Gruffalo, return with an adaptation of another Julia Donaldson picture book, the story of a witch with a broken broom. Suitable for ages 3 and over. Aug 5-31, Pleasance Courtyard
Theatre: Palace of the End
The Royal Exchange Theatre, Manchester, is the source of this fiercely topical and critically well-received play by the Canadian dramatist Judith Thompson. The ingredients include a female soldier accused of prisoner abuse, a disgraced British UN inspector and a persecuted Iraqi woman. Aug 5 & 8-29, Traverse
Opera: Il ritorno d’Ulisse
Monetverdi’s great Homeric opera retold using the astonishing puppets of the South African company Handspring, the people behind the amazing puppet fights in the National Theatre’s War Horse production in London. The story of Ulysses’ return is reconfigured as the vision of a man dying in a Johannesburg hospital. Aug 23-26, except Mon, King’s Theatre
Jazz: Jack Bruce/Robin Trower/Gary Husband
The songwriter of Cream, a Hendrix-influenced guitar maestro, a hotshot drummer and Marshall amps straining at the leash. Jazz-rock pyrotechnics are possible; Sunshine of Your Love probable. Aug 5, Queens Hall
Theatre: Morecambe
A salute to one of Britain’s best-loved comedians, who died 25 years ago. Tim Whitnall writes and Bob Golding plays a man whose career began, believe it or not, on Morecambe Pier. Aug 6-31, Rainy Hall, Assembly Hall
Comedy: Laura Solon
The character comedian’s first live show since her Edinburgh debut, which won her the last Perrier Award in 2005. Solon is a dynamite writer and an unerringly interesting performer, as heard in her own Radio 4 series and seen on Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse’s sketch series. Aug 6-30, Assembly@George Street
Theatre: The Girls of Slender Means
Judith Adams adapts Muriel Spark’s 1963 tragi-comic novel: the tale of young women living and loving in a shabby-genteel hostel in the bomb-damaged London of 1945. Aug 6-31, Assembly Rooms
Comedy: Simon Amstell
His previous two Fringe shows have been excitingly bright, tantalisingly close to the full stand-up deal. Now that he’s left Never Mind the Buzzcocks and been working on this show all summer, it’s time for Amstell to fulfil his massive potential as a live comedian. Aug 14-30, The Bongo Club
Kids: Private Peaceful
Michael Morpurgo’s story of a young soldier awaiting a firing squad at dawn, adapted by Scamp Theatre, has been a hit in previous years, and with War Horse doing a roaring trade in the West End, it’s likely to sell quickly. Suitable for ages 8 and over. Aug 6-31, E4 Udderbelly’s Pasture
Theatre: A British Subject
The journalist Don Mackay’s play is based on personal interviews with Mirza Tahir Hussain, who went to Pakistan from Leeds at the age of 18, was sentenced to hang for allegedly murdering a taxi driver, spent seven years on death row and, though released on appeal, was sent back to prison by a sharia court. Aug 5-13, Pleasance Courtyard
Comedy: Sarah Millican
The Geordie comedian won a deserved if.comedy Best Newcomer Award last year. Now, having plied her own post-divorce singleton stories in that show, she looks at the differences between men and women in her new hour, Typical Woman. Aug 5-30, Pleasance Courtyard
Theatre: My Darling Clemmie
Hugh Whitemore, remembered for The Best of Friends and the Alan Turing play Breaking the Code, is the author of a Churchill marital memoir in which he declares that “my most brilliant achievement was to persuade my wife to marry me”. Rohan McCullough re-creates the great man's wife Clemmie.
Ronan McCullough re-creates the great man. Aug 6-31, Assembly Rooms
Classical: Bryn Terfel
Enjoy the mighty bass-baritone while you can — he is constantly threatening to retire to his North Wales home. Here he sings a collection of British songs, both classical (John Ireland, Vaughan Williams, Roger Quilter) and folk, with the pianist Malcolm Martineau. Aug 23, Usher Hall
Jazz: Jazz on a Summer’s Day
Last year the sun shone and 20,000 attended. Jazz of the more traditional variety with the RAF big band, the Squadronaires, topping the bill. Aug 2, 1pm, Princes Street Gardens
Comedy: Pajama Men
A new show from the outlandishly skilful American duo, whose previous effort was our favourite of last year, and also won the top prize at the Melbourne Comedy Festival this year. Sketch-comedy theatre performed with a verve that is uncanny. Aug 6-30, Assembly@George Street
Theatre: The Sound of my Voice
This adaptation of Ron Butlin’s novel, about the midlife crisis of a suburban family man and chronic alcoholic, comes from the Citizens Theatre in Glasgow. Aug 6-30, Assembly Rooms
Comedy: Alistair McGowan: The One and Many
A welcome return to live stand-up from McGowan, where his genius for impressions is less likely to be undermined by his face’s stubborn refusal to look like anybody else’s. Well, except maybe Richard Madeley’s. He’s also performing a Noël Coward tribute, with Charlotte Page, at the Assembly@George Street every afternoon. Aug 6-31, Assembly@Assembly Hall
Kids: Potted Pirates
After the success last year of the unauthorised Harry Potter experience, Potted Potter (also showing this year), Blue Peter’s Dan and Jeff return with a second comedy show, packing all the pirates you can think of into one farcical hour. Suitable for ages 6 and over. Aug 5-31, Pleasance Courtyard
Opera: Actus Tragicus
J. S. Bach as he’s never been seen before. The chorus of the Stuttgart State Opera sing six sacred cantatas by Bach — but the singers all enact the mundane domesticities of their lonely urban lives inside the tiny spaces of a four-storey “apartment block” set on stage. Sept 4-5, Festival Theatre
Comedy: Rhod Gilbert
After breaking into the big leagues with last year’s should-have-been-award-winning Rhod Gilbert and the Award-Winning Mince Pie, the furious Welsh comic will have to raise the stakes even farther this year. Well, the title is a start: Rhod Gilbert and the Cat that Looked like Nicholas Lyndhurst. Aug 5-31, Pleasance Courtyard
Theatre: Doctor Whom? My Search for Samuel Johnson
David Benson, best remembered for his portrayal of Kenneth Williams and his mischievous account of the death of Diana, Princess of Wales, offers his take on the life and work of the great know-it-all who died 300 years ago. Aug 22-31, Assembly Rooms
Jazz: Dick Hyman European All Stars
The urbane pianist, whose career spans 50 years and includes a string of Woody Allen soundtracks, leads a band playing classic prewar jazz . He is back the following night performing on harpsichord. Aug 4, The Hub
Comedy: The Five-Pound Fringe
All right, not so much a show, more a way of charging, with some top acts on board — most notably Robin Ince and the 2008 if.comedy Newcomer nominee Mike Wozniak — plus two dedicated venues, the Tron and the GRV. Find out more from www.fivepoundfringe.co.uk
Visual art: Jane and Louise Wilson
A survey of film, video and photography from the innovative and influential sisters, including a new commission and rarely seen archive material from the artists’ studio. Aug 6-Sept 26 (weekdays only), Talbot Rice Gallery
Jazz: Jacques Loussier Trio
His jazzed-up Bach has swung in and out of fashion, but his recent album celebrating 50 years of Play Bach suggests his time might have come again. This is a rare UK appearance by the 74-year-old. Aug 3, Queens Hall
Theatre: Sea Wall
The Bush Theatre in London brings Edinburgh a tale about family, grief and “things that can’t be undone”, meaning a new play by the prolific and talented Simon Stephens. Aug 6-16,Traverse
Comedy: Shappi Khorsandi: The Distracted Activist
The daughter of an exiled Iranian satirist, Khorsandi is a hugely talented stand-up whose last two Edinburgh shows fell slightly short of excellence. She’s more confident now, to judge by her recent television appearances, so could this be the year that Khorsandi finally breaks through? Aug 5-31, Pleasance Courtyard
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