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Perched on a dual carriageway, the Watford Colosseum is not in the loveliest of locations. But its acoustics are among the best in the country — part of the reason why the Lord of the Rings score was recorded there. And why, on Saturday night, the comedian Bill Bailey fulfilled a lifelong ambition by performing with the BBC Concert Orchestra.
Best known to television audiences for sitcoms such as Black Books, and panel games such as Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Bailey’s busy schedule also includes being the greatest musical comedian of his generation. Yet he’s sometimes frustratingly reluctant to deploy his parodic musical superpowers in his live shows.
Not here. “Welcome,” he said after bounding on stage to an impassioned ovation, “to this extraordinary thing.” And if two hours later we still weren’t entirely clear what that thing had been, we knew it had involved a rare skill for both celebrating and satirising our means of musical expression.
The first half had Bailey fronting a kind of Orchestra for Dummies masterclass. He took us through the qualities of various instruments, from the “mild hallucinogenic quality” of the flute to the “moral rectitude” of the oboe — the orchestra played the old Emmerdale Farm theme by way of proof — from the posh reliability of the French horn to the string-driven jauntiness of the old ITN theme, which he set against some unsuitably gloomy current headlines.
Having forked out for this superb orchestra, conducted by Anne Dudley, Bailey didn’t want to waste it. Which meant that some of his examples were wonderful music (Saint-Saëns, Shostakovich), but longer than comedy demanded. And the audience was less interested in hearing about the augmented fourths in the Simpsons theme than they were in hearing Bailey play some old favourites with full orchestral backing. This we got too. But while the swelling backing helped the songs musically, it muted them comedically. The appeal of Bailey’s music is more often the effrontery of the way he coopts forms than the funny lines and dry rhymes he sticks into it. Now that it wasn’t one beardy bloke with a keyboard and ideas above his station, but instead the lush arrangements that previously he only hinted at, there was less imagination required of us. So, somehow, less to laugh at.
Best not to see this as a stand-up show, or as a concert, but as a hybrid that was at worst indulgent (a noncomic run through of the theme from Shaft), more usually enlightening and sometimes hilarious. The classical-music-is-more-fun-than-you-think masterclass always has a slightly stiff jollity to it, but Bailey is a performer you just can’t take your eyes off — which was just as well on Saturday, as the flat stalls meant that the orchestra was only partially visible to most of the audience. That shouldn’t be a problem at tonight’s encore on the South Bank, where hopefully someone will be recording this often fascinating experiment for posterity. Tonight, Queen Elizabeth Hall, SE1 (www.sbc.org.uk 0871 663 2500). Returns only
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as a member of the concert orchestra i have to say io really enjoyed the evening.we had plenty of a rehearsal in which bill was totally professional,easy going and dedicated.we laughed in the rehearsals and when it came to the gig itself and he" turned it on" ,we laughed even more,i love his humour,and his slant and angle on life and he is a fantastic musician to boot!!
out of the two,the watford gig was the better ,probably because it was more intimate
john blackshaw, kimpton,
That review doesnt sounds as enthusiastic as I think it should be! I was there at Watford Colosseum and I enjoyed it so much! It wasnt a stand up gig, so I wasnt expecting a barrel of laughs. I wasnt sure exactly what to expect, but was very happy with what I got! Bill Bailey is a very talented guy and should be recognised more for his extrordinary musical talent. Not to mention what he does with the Theremin! I'd never even connected it with old sci-fi movies! Bill Bailey never ceases to open my eyes to new things and I love him for doing so! Especially while making me laugh! The energy in the audience in the Colosseum was electric! I could have sat there for another two hours quite happily! I only wish I could meet the man in person.
Keep up the good work Bill! We're with you all the way!
Layla Thompson, Matlock, Derbyshire.