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I read Tom Stoppard’s play Arcadia in Marrakesh airport, waiting for the airline to find a lost pilot. It’s odd to read a drama about the layers of meaning in the English landscape and to look up and see plane fins, tarmac and palm trees. The text made me laugh out loud, which is rare, and annoying. I have a professional pride in not laughing at other people’s wit. A play is not supposed to be read for pleasure. The images and emotions it incites aren’t the same as a novel’s; they create not a real world, but an imaginary theatre that you cast with strange, hybridised actors. For reasons known only to my id, my read-through of Arcadia was done by the cast of The Good Life, the historian Andrew Roberts and a strange girl who I think was a young Rita Tushingham.
Stoppard points out the dichotomy of a play: that it is the premonition of an event that hasn’t happened. You’re writing the forecast, the predestination of cause and effect. Many of Stoppard’s plays deal with the consequences of time — play with it, stretch it, bend it. Arcadia traces parallel and related events that happen in the same room, separated by almost 200 years. A writer and an academic visiting a country house in 1989 unearth a mystery about the tutor living in the house in 1809, a friend of Byron’s whose young girl pupil is a mathematical genius. The two time frames crisscross; the past is a constant presence.
I met the man who memorably said “The days of the digital watch are numbered” outside the Duke of York’s theatre, in London, where previews of Arcadia were just about to start. We walked up St Martin’s Lane to a restaurant: the matinée audience of Calendar Girls was coming out, and we were surrounded by excited gaggles of entranced women, all dressed up as members of the cast. No play in London has actors and an audience that are such perfect mirror images. You know that they’d whip their clothes off if you waved a pocket diary at them.
Stoppard probably wouldn’t. He’s wearing tweed — a roomy, hairy jacket — and woolly checked trousers. It makes him look like an academic. Perhaps a country bookseller, up to browse Charing Cross Road, or maybe a spy, passing himself off as an Englishman. These clothes are not careless or unconcerned — no wardrobe lottery. Stoppard is the most observant of all playwrights; he notices everything. It’s all relevant. He once said age is a high price to pay for maturity: he’ll be 72 this year, but could easily pass as a well-used man in his early fifties, with a handsome, lugubrious face. His eyes patrol the room like an exam invigilator’s, from under a mass of meadow hair that defies time, the follicles of the past still ardent for some ruffling fingers.
Then there’s the voice, with that paprika touch of a mittel-European accent, holding onto his Rs for slightly longer than is necessary, as if they tasted minty. Stoppard left Zlin, in Czechoslovakia, before he was two, barely able to talk. The family ran to Singapore, then to Darjeeling. His father died in a Japanese internment camp; his mother remarried Major Stoppard, whose tweedy name he took, and he came to England and public school. But he kept that voice. Most children dumped in a new country at a new school in a new tweed jacket do their best to conform. They’ll pick up a local accent in a term. Stoppard, though, has nurtured and protected his otherness, his refugee mouth.
He’s distracted by the play, the intensity of rehearsal. Why do playwrights turn up for rehearsals? I don’t hang out in newsagents. And why do directors want them? Aren’t they a bit like Hamlet’s father, a ghostly presence, the reason for the drama, but not needed after the how-do-you-dos? He says he loves the process, and he’s there to clarify things, to perhaps point out a joke, suggest an emphasis. Only one director has ever asked him to stay away. But what do you do if the actor completely misinterprets a character, gets the wrong end of the shtick? You’ve written it imagining Richard Burton, and you get Leslie Phillips. “Well, you have to be flexible,” Stoppard says, “and know when to stand back.” There can be no orthodoxy in how to see a play. Every audience gets something that is personal, and different.
Since Arcadia was first performed in 1993, concern about global warming and ecology has not so much changed its meaning as added another dimension to it: “Yes, it’s the elephant in the room.” Or perhaps in the garden. “Great plays have to be able to change, to be revived for each generation, with new understandings and interpretations. If a play can’t metamorphose, it dies at the end of its run.” I ask if he’s noticed that Waiting for Godot has now become a comedy. In my lifetime, it has gone from being a nihilistic examination of the futility of life to being a surreal knockabout. “Maybe it just seems funnier now; it may not be for the next generation.” He remembers seeing it a couple of years after its first performance and realising it was one of those moments, one of those plays, that changes the idea of theatre, that opens up the possibilities of what a play could be. “Chekhov did it,” he says. “Showed that drama can be about very little. Godot changed plays, what narrative had to be. Harold [Pinter] did it. He tore up the contract with the audience that said the actors would always tell the truth. Before, if they said they’d like to have tea, it was because they wanted tea. When Harold wrote it, the character might say he wanted tea because the other bloke really wanted him to have coffee.” Stoppard asks the waiter for white wine, “perhaps a burgundy. Maybe a chablis. No”, he says, “no” — as if remembering a holiday cocktail, or a medical condition — “fizzy water with ice and lemon”. I have a feeling he’d really like tea.
His play Rosencrantz & Guildenstern is not unlike Waiting for Godot. “My son Ed, who’s in Arcadia, said, ‘Dad, have you noticed this is very like Godot?’ I had noticed.” He has also written: “If an idea’s worth having once, it’s worth having twice.” Arcadia has a lot of history in it. The lives of real people flit between those of fictional characters. As with most of Stoppard’s plays, this one involves a great deal of digging, an awful lot of reality. Does he need the armature of events and people and history to hang his clothes on? He says he loves doing the digging, loves looking it all up, spends a lot of time in the London Library. Is it important that it’s right, or does he just want a patina? “Oh, no, it’s really important that all the details are absolutely correct. If there’s a physicist or botanist or architect in the audience, I don’t want them to squirm and say, ‘Oh, no, he got all that wrong.’ There’s a bit I’m quite pleased with in Rock’n’Roll. It’s about journalism [Stoppard started as a journalist on the Western Daily Press]. I have a man who asks a journalist if this thing is a story, and the journalist replies that it’s not a story, but it is a piece. I’m pleased with that. Journalists understand that.”
One of the important things that the factual content of his plays does is allow the audience to feel clever. Like getting the answers of the starters-for-10 ahead of the postgrad from Keele. I watched The Invention of Love and caught allusions and references with all the joy of a boy fishing for tadpoles, aware there was a sea of larger fish in the text sailing majestically past that I never got close to, because I didn’t have a classical education. Had he noticed that theatre was the only bit of performing culture left where you’re allowed to be overtly intellectual? Everywhere else, it’s thought to be too elitist to be smart. “Most people who work in it would ardently deny they were intellectual or elitist,” he says. Yes, but they’d probably deny it in French, quoting Brecht.
He’s not funny. You’re not funny, I point out, with admiration. You write funny, but like this, face to face, you don’t even crack a smirk. “You don’t think so?” No, definitely not. Not funny at all. “Perhaps I am, and you’re just not getting it.” Which, annoyingly, is quite funny. The trouble with interviewing Stoppard is that the professional rigour of question-and-answer keeps skidding off the path into the fields of free-range conversation. I just can’t help myself wanting to join in, with a terrible, uncontrollable urge to be smart in front of the brilliant. And Stoppard is brilliant, but without boasting or patronage, and with a great, self-deprecating humanity. Does he mind being lumped into the club of the theatre of ideas, drama that is about what you say, not what you do? “All politics ends up sooner or later as morality, and that’s what I write about.” You always give the other side, or, rather, both sides equal opportunity. “Yes. In Rock’n’Roll, the old communist gets to make his arguments.”
This isn’t Shavian polemic, where the good guys get all the smart answers; or David Hare, with its bullying propaganda from the left, a stage reduced to a soapbox. Stoppard’s commitment to the freedoms of speech, thought and democracy, and acting them out, extends right across the stage, and it’s ultimately that which makes his plays surmount their content. Their concerns and their humanity are what make them flexible and open to rediscovery and re-evaluation. That, and the envy-inducing smartness of the writing, so polished and sharp, so epigrammatic. He says the love and fascination of the language could tempt him to run amok. Is the ardent lust for the English tongue because it’s a second language? Is this one of these born-again things, the devotion of a convert? “I don’t know,” he says. “I don’t examine why or how I work.”
Is that perhaps because to look under the bonnet might upset the mechanism, or might reveal something that’s just too banal? “Maybe,” Stoppard says. “When people ask how I write, I want them to add, with a pen or a typewriter? That’s the real question.”
Then time is up. He wants to see the actors before they go on. We walk down the street. Outside the theatres, early girls wait for office dates. Not one of them gives our greatest living playwright a second look. He is anonymous; one of us. A diplomat once told me that the most perfect Englishmen are almost inevitably Czech. I leave him at the stage door and, unbidden, remember something he wrote in Rosencrantz & Guildenstern. Back home, I find my copy: “We do on stage things that are supposed to happen off. Which is a kind of integrity, if you look on every exit as being an entrance somewhere else.”
Arcadia is at the Duke of York’s, WC2; see review, page 16
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