Tuesday, January 16, 23:18:
Danielle Lloyd has emerged from the Diary Room a few hours after an argument with Shilpa Shetty. She is talking to Jade Goody, Jo O’Meara, Jack Tweed and Cleo Rocos. Jade Goody asks her why she was called in.

Jade: Did you use the ‘P’ word?
Danielle: What’s the ‘P’ word?
Jack: It rhymes with ‘tacky’.
Jo: Keep it nice and discreet there, Jack.
Danielle: I don’t know.
Jade: When the argument was going on, did you use the ‘P’ word that rhymes with ‘tacky’?
Danielle: No.
Jade: That’s what I thought. I thought, I can imagine her saying that under her breath or something.
Danielle: I don’t use them words.

Tuesday, January 16, 23:40:
Half an hour later, the housemates return to the subject.

Jo: There once was a house that was happy, and then there entered...
Cleo: You’re all going to go to Big Brother prison.
Danielle: How do you know what?
Cleo: And you’re going to need me.
Jo: But it ends with a nappy. What’s wrong with you people?
Jack: But if you say, ’Along came some people who were tacky...’
Jade: There once was a house that was happy, until...
Jack: They made it really tacky.
Jade: Until there entered a... until there entered a ...
Jo: Strappy ... Strap-on.
Jack: Strap-on.
Jade: No, no, no, there once was a house that was happy...
Jo: Until someone got yappy...
Jade: Yes. There once was a house that was happy, until someone got yappy.
Jack: She nearly killed everyone with a chicken.
Cleo: But everything ended up finger-lickin’.
Jo: Now you’ve got to do something that rhymes with a nappy.
Cleo: Oh, God, don’t give that to Danielle, for God’s sake.
Danielle: And it all ended up - being crappy.
Cleo: Oh, dear me.
Jo: Right.
Danielle: That could have been rather disturbing, that.
Jo: That was a good one.

Wednesday, January 17, 00:13:
Goody is still fuming about her argument with Shilpa Shetty.

Jo: She said, ‘You know what Jade, this is going to be your claim to fame’.
Jade: Because she’s a god.
Danielle: Is that what she said?
Jo: Yeah, she did.
Jade: ‘This is going to be your claim to fame.’
Jo: ‘This is going to be your claim to fame.’
Jade: (inaudible) I don’t know her surname. Shilpa Pashwa f****** whoever you are, Shilpa Poppadom, I f****** ... ooh.
Jack: Stop it.
Jo: Calm down. It’s finished.
Jade: I am fuming and I know that it’s not going to lie, because I know, when I look at her tomorrow, I’m going to be feeling sick. I cannot stay... I cannot stay in this house and I will never walk...
Jo: There was a young girl from Bombay...
Jade: No, let’s not do that. I will not walk, because I’ve never let it get to me, but I tell you what, if I go, that will probably be the best thing for me - a bloody godsend - because I’ll end up smashing her head against... No, I won’t, because I’m not violent.

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