AA Gill
Enter our Snapshots of Summer photography competition

I’ve never read Cranford, and, just between the two of us, neither have you. It’s on our list, though, and has been since we were 18 and first discovered we had a list. Everywhere else in the world, literate people have a list of books they’ve read; only the English have a list of books they haven’t read. Like an embarrassing line of intimates hanging out the back of your intellectual presumption, Mrs Gaskell is a large bra, right at the top of our unread laundry.
BBC historical Sundays go some way to mitigating our bookly guilt. And oh, in how many ways do I hate them – these silver spoons of good-for-you cod-liver oil, the heritage nostalgia, with all its dressing-up-box gurning and posing and emoting. The smug, arrogant nudges that imply the Yanks may have the cash, the glitz and the popularity, but they can’t buy this: a National Trust house, with some daft bint wearing a basket on her head, who’s going to take four weeks to marry a dreary bit of Rada man-totty with a Byronic perm and £500 a year. God, I’m embarrassed by the cringing cultural kitsch of the classic serial.
So, I sat down to Cranford(Sunday, BBC1) girded and gimlet-eyed, my modernist cudgel ready to bludgeon it to a silly pulp. Then, in the very first minute, Eileen Atkins gave me a look – just for a moment, a sideways look, more a glance, really, but it had such depth of character, such promise of interest and intimations of stories to come of hardship and parsimony, of steadfastness, piety, worldliness and a little kindness, all packed together in that one tiny gesture, like an apothecary’s spice box – and I realised it was all up. I was hooked, gaffed, netted and filleted.
Atkins could have me for her tea with tartare sauce. She is the cur’s cods, the terrier’s testicles, the business.
I will go further and declare that Atkins is the finest actor appearing anywhere in the world right now. There is, in her performance, a miraculous ability to project a complex subtext or emotion and motivation in her face and posture, while delivering words that seem real and immediate but, simultaneously, tell us something quite different. With the merest tightening of a lip or flickering of an eye, she raises doubts, opens lines of plot and is able to hold and impart contradictory emotions clearly and profoundly. To be able to do this isn’t just talent or craft or practice, it is an intense sensitivity, an insight into the dilemmas of the human spirit. She is an era-defining actress.
And with her we got Judi Dench. To use a technical term, that was double bubble. Dench was the straight man, the feed, clearing space and giving time to Atkins. It was a performance of immense generosity, born from confidence and the understanding that to listen is as important as to speak; that a part isn’t measured in how many lines you say, but in how many are said to you. Between them, they created scenes of bright brilliance. But then, this was an entire cast of brilliant women, and I could fill the rest of this page with luvvie notes written in violet spittle, but I shan’t.
Cranford is a story of a lot of fairly silly women fussing about things of monumental insignificance. Its thinly redeeming grace as a Sunday adaptation is that, while it treats its costumes and sets with a curator’s dusty obsession, it rightly doesn’t take itself seriously. The plot is simply flung to the actors to make of what they will. Literary Cranford is based on Cheshire’s Knutsford, where the Hamiltons come from. Christine Hamilton could slip right into this series without make-up, costume or, indeed, a script. But the final word on all this is the acting. For all the relentless sniping and moaning about falling standards on television – which, incidentally, have been on a vertiginous slide since the Coronation – you will see better acting on television in any given week than in any other dramatic medium. Simply in terms of skill, range and honesty, television buries film at the moment. And we have a particularly strong cast of actresses who find themselves in their prime. The reason there are so many of them in Cranford is that the only people who will write decent parts for them are dead lady novelists, and that’s not just a shame, it’s a sinful waste of a great national resource.
Matthew Collings said he proposed to remake Civilisation and that Channel 4 leapt at the idea because it would kick the BBC’s arse. First, it is a pathetically childish reason for making any programme; second, This Is Civilisation(Saturday, C4) really didn’t. My father co-produced and directed the original 1969 Civilisation, so I’m not a disinterested judge. I should also say I’m a bit of a fan of Collings’s previous outings into contemporary art. But setting himself up for comparison to Kenneth Clark was foolish. Foolish and vain. Foolish and embarrassing. He was never going to get near Clark’s intellectual or aesthetic breadth and grasp. He just doesn’t know enough.
His delivery, though, is just as mannered. Collings speaks pure irony. His every utterance comes with the rising inflection of Soho sarcasm, the invisible bunny ears of inverted commas. He has so securely Botoxed himself into a pose of knowing postmodern disengagement that he can’t do enthusiasm, commitment or any sort of awe; and, consequently, he made a properly grim pile of rubble out of the first programme, on the birth of classical art, simply because he didn’t have the breadth of expression to rise to its achievement. We kept asking: “Are you being serious – or sarky?” Collings is good on contemporary art when it itself is ironic and self-referential, but when we’re looking at the sublime, he’s a tinkling cymbal. Leaving aside Clark’s Civilisation and judging this piece by its own slim, matt-black merits, at best it was confused, shallow, bereft of insight, perfunctory, visually prosaic and intellectually trite. Clark said his favourite quotation was: “To do as our fathers did is not to do as our fathers did.” Someone should have whispered that to Matthew before he started kicking at arses.
The Blair Years(Sunday, BBC1) – oh, who still cares? Picking over the entrails of the least memorable administration since the second world war can be of interest only to lonely political trainspotters. Blair is apparently worried about his legacy. Well, I can help. It’s not up to him, it’s up to us now, and when we’ve decided what, if anything, it’s going to be, we’ll let him know. Until then, will you please stop bothering us with your relentless self-justification?
Stella Rimington was head of MI5, probably the most powerful woman in the country. As part of her deep secret-service cover, she disguised herself as a dowdy, tongue-tied bore, the sort of person you wouldn’t take the slightest notice of in a lift. In Watching the Russians(Wednesday, BBC4), it was compelling to watch her being as plain and uninteresting as she could, giving not the slightest intimation of the Machiavellian Mata Hari lurking behind the beige exterior. Atkins couldn’t have done it better.
To read the best of AA Gill's television reviews, go to timesonline.co.uk/gill
Win a luxury weekend to Newcastle and its neighbour Gateshead, find out more here
Risk, resilience and embracing new technology
Industry sectors news at a glance. Interactive heatmap, video and podcast
Discover the collective power of smart thinking. Submit a solution and be in with a chance to win a Flip MinoHD Camcorder
The inside track on current trends in the charity, not for profit and social enterprise sectors
Everything the Business Traveller needs to know to make a better trip
Make the most of the summer and enter our fabulous photographic competition, you could win a £5000 holiday
Corsica is an island of beauty and contrast, an ideal holiday destination
Enjoy further reading from Travel to Fashion, Business to Sport, discover more
Shortcuts to help you find sections and articles
The clever way to lease a new car is with Car leasing made simple™
2009
42,945
2008
71,450
Car Insurance
Not Specified
MI6
UK-based
£60,000
The Environment Agency
Bristol
Up to £90K
Boots
Midlands
OTE £85k
Credit Protection Association
Nationwide Opportunities
Completely London
Luxury Condo's in Manhattan with NYC views
The best new homes in Wimbledon?
Nationwide
Save up to £1,000 per couple with Elite Vacations at the five-star Constance Lemuria Resort
and do the British Isles this Summer.
Save up to 60% with Oxford Hotels and Inns
Try our inspiring luxury holidays to the Indian Subcontinent and South East Asia.
Great offers available
8 fabulous Canadian cities ...you won’t find cheaper
Contact our advertising team for advertising and sponsorship in Times Online, The Times and The Sunday Times, or place your advertisement.
Times Online Services: Dating | Jobs | Property Search | Used Cars | Holidays | Births, Marriages, Deaths | Subscriptions | E-paper
News International associated websites: Globrix Property Search | Property Finder | Milkround
Copyright 2009 Times Newspapers Ltd.
This service is provided on Times Newspapers' standard Terms and Conditions. Please read our Privacy Policy.To inquire about a licence to reproduce material from Times Online, The Times or The Sunday Times, click here.This website is published by a member of the News International Group. News International Limited, 1 Virginia St, London E98 1XY, is the holding company for the News International group and is registered in England No 81701. VAT number GB 243 8054 69.
The Lost Generation:
These articles are brillliant. Will it be possible to obtain the "series" for distribution to the Managers of our SEVEN Junior Clubs.
I am Chairman of the Marshfield Outdoor Recreation Association (MORA) and we manage the recreation facilties for Marshfield and the surrounding rural communtieis.
John Van oss, Marshfield, Chippenham, Wiltshire
Has anyone else noticed that AA Gill, in his picture, looks remarkably like Mr. Bennett from Heroes?
Jo, York,
I don't always agree with AA Gill but I am prostrate with gratitude and admiration that in his Television column on Sunday he used both 'disinterested' and 'uninterested'. I was beginning to despair that these words and meanings were joining the legion that we seem to be losing simply because people are too uneducated and/or idle to use them properly.
Thank you.
M Cole, Wendover, UK
today 27th november. A tiny article ' Imperial America' p.18 'they won't let us forget they won the war' Let us not forget they made us pay in gold and business. Oh and didn't grandaddy Bush help finance Hitler in the first place G.
g. Artuso, london, U.K.
In the Times you have a crossword, an easy cross word, the Polygon and the codeword. As ordinary intelligent mortals my wife and I obtain enormous enjoyment from doing the latter three each day. The former we find to difficult. When it comes to Sunday, all the latter three puzzles are omitted and so dispite the fact that we have more time you provide nothing. Can you not do something about this please?
We only have the Sunday Times because it comes under the special package of buying 48 weeks in advance. Which makes us inclined not to bother when it comes up for review.
Michael Chandler, Salisbury, England
Agree with you 100% about Eileen Atkins - marvellous actress - but she's been killed off in episode 2. Now we're left with Judi Dench, great actress, but haven't we seen her in almost everything? From giving time and space to Atkins I can now see Dench taking over - as usual. Wonderful cast, location and everything - what the BBC does best.
Jean, Sussex,
"Everywhere else in the world, literate people have a list of books theyâve read"
I'm happy to disagree. Calvino, an Italian, in 'If on a winter's night a traveller...', spends a delightful page or two reminding us we're not alone.
Burbage, London,
I have read and re--read Cranford since adolescence; it is a brilliant piece of work. The treatemnt of time and nostalgia alone makes it stand out. She's a better writer than you are A.A. Gill. (Taller and better looking as well.)
Dectora , London, UK
I have just read the headline 'Robert Green stakes claim to be England No 1'. Who writes this rubbish? He saved a penalty! I saved a penalty once......can I be Englands number 1?
PC, Suffolk,
Totally agree with your Cranford review, with the addition that I reckon I'm not the only female viewer glad to see Philip Glenister back on screen.
Lynda, Edinburgh,
Oh yes I have read Cranford. I read it after the last BBC production in the 1960s when you could see little old ladies gossiping on BBC and then switch over to ITV where their contemporaries were having gunfights at the OK corral.
But BBC Sundays remain dire. Radio 4 pumps out piety and poetry and thoughtful folk gibbering platitudes. Oh for the 21st century!
John Ledbury, Kings Lynn, England