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I owe Sam Neill an apology. A big, big, big apology. Last week, I thought he was acting; apparently, he was already dead. Silly me. I couldn’t tell the difference. In mitigation, the DVD of the first episode of The Tudors I was sent had a long opening sequence that I thought was a tease of things to come. One of which was Sam. These are often included in critics’ preview packs. In fact, as the sharper of you will have noticed, they were scenes culled from the first series, at the end of which Neill died. Then my disc had the whole first episode, including the naughty pastry chef getting boiled alive. “Head first or as it comes?” he was wittily asked by his dunker. Anyway, sorry, Mr Neill. You do, though, have the singular privilege of having suffered a stinker of a review without ever having got out of bed. I owe you one.
Next year is the 200th anniversary of the birth of Charles Darwin. For a person who was never a member of the Groucho Club and never owned a production company, Darwin has been responsible for an enormous amount of television: nature programmes, police and medical dramas, reality shows. It will also be the 150th anniversary of his reluctant publication of The Origin of Species, a book that not only changed the world, but also explained it. Television likes an anniversary, and this is a particularly auspicious one, for our greatest scientist and arguably Britain’s pre- eminent original thinker. Unlike the ideas of Newton or Hobbes or Adam Smith, natural selection is clearly understandable and explainable. And the path that led to The Origin of Species is properly exciting. In fact, it is probably one of the few significant scientific discoveries of the past two centuries that is accessible to everyone, as well as affecting everyone.
So, Darwin deserves a landmark, flog-it-round-the-world showcase series. And, just as obviously, the natural selection for a presenter should be David Attenborough. In survival of the fittest, there is no second best: there are just winners and lunch. Richard Dawkins is lunch. In fairness, Darwin is his thing, his fundamental belief; he has been a devoted acolyte of the great bearded ape all his life. His day job is Oxford professor of science PR, so being asked to make the defining series on his hero was a big opportunity that he grasped with both hands — then dropped. Maybe it was nerves, perhaps he’s just too emotionally involved, but the first episode of The Genius of Charles Darwin (Monday, C4) left Dawkins blinking in the headlights.
It also revealed a sorry truth. He is much happier, and much more accomplished at, knocking things down than building them. He’d rather be against something than for it. Confronting a class of quiet, respectful, eager and religious schoolchildren, he became tongue-tied and muddled about selling evolution. He was much happier attacking religion. His anger and bombast stand in stark contrast to Darwin’s quiet, inquisitive humility. Darwin was a gentle man who thought deeply and went out of his way to avoid confrontation or to incommode others. Tellingly, he managed to live his entire life with a devout Christian.
This was a great opportunity for a lush, life-affirming, invigorating series, but what we got was a confused liturgical spat. Much of the blame must fall to the producer, who really should have made sure there was a far more rigorous and inspiring script. In the end, the wisest and most memorable observation came from the mouth of a schoolboy. After a day on the Jurassic coast, discovering ammonites, he said that yes, he believed in evolution, then paused and, with a faint smile, added: “But I’ll still say my prayers.”
A lot of people ... well, some people ... okay, two people called to make sure I’d seen A WI Lady’s Guide to Brothels (Sunday, C4), and indeed I did. There was little else to watch last week. But I really wasn’t as keen on it as they all — well, both — seemed to be. It was a fine example of a condition that is becoming the curse of factual television: galloping formatitis with secondary scenarioism. Programmes catch this from being left out too long, then over-sold and overanalysed by people who are fearful of making mistakes.
A production company will go to a commissioning editor and say: “We want to make a documentary about ordinary women’s attitudes and concerns towards prostitutes and prostitution, based on the WI passing a motion saying prostitutes should be protected.” And instead of going “Fine, here’s the money, show us a rough cut when you’ve made it”, the commissioning editor says: “I like that, but how exactly are you going to do it, and precisely what are you going to show? And what conclusions will you come to? And how are you going to get empathy and excitement?” Instead of trusting a story to tell itself, or employing people you trust to tell it, editors demand to know exactly what they’re going to see before it happens. It’s like demanding to know the winner of a horse race before you’ll allow it to start. The straitjacket of format dictates every shot and reaction. The film becomes a gymkhana, jumping prearranged fences against the clock, and the pitch is the story.
So, they got two straight-up ladies with buns and glasses, then took them to sex shops, where they were asked to examine butt plugs, and to brothels, where they took an interest in the plumbing. Then on to the girly ranches of Nevada, which I think must exist solely for the benefit of documentary crews. Here they had an utterly predictable chummy meeting with working girls, as if they were some Amazonian tribe. Then, back home, a journalist tried to set up a mobile brothel, which became a segment from What Caravan?. All this was stitched together with unconvincing links and telephone calls.
Somewhere in all this restrictive belt-and-braces formatting was a rather good programme, perhaps even an important one. But it never got to go anywhere interesting or illuminating because there was no time to pause or be discursive, there were so many boxes to tick. Factual television is becoming repetitive and predictable through fear of getting something that won’t fit into a strand or to a time or a demographic. All this second-guessing is ultimately censoring the inquisitive camera.
Unhitched (Thursday, FX) is a new comedy about four of those improbable American sitcom characters living together in an even more improbable sitcom house and cavorting through classically hilarious sitcom scenarios based on dating. Dating is a weird ritual practised only by Americans and possibly invented as a leitmotif for sitcoms. We all know about it because we’ve watched so much American TV.
Everyone else in the world has work and social lives, out of which emerge partners and spouses and mistresses; but Americans have work, social lives and this dating thing. In the first episode, someone fell in love with a prostitute, someone else went out with a man who turned out to be the leprechaun mascot of a basketball team and someone was anally raped by an orang-utan. There’s also a comedy Indian, as in subcontinent, of a rare racial stereotyping I haven’t seen on television since Mind Your Language. If you’ve been waiting for the next Frasier or Friends, dream on.
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Allan, the reason no transitional fossils are found is simple: 'Transitional', in the way you're using it, simply means a fossil that hasn't been found yet. A fossil that shows a stage between two species we have already found.
Transitional fossils in the scientific sense are found all the time.
Peter, Brighton,
natural selection although explainable does not lead to NEW
KINDS of animals - only a fitter one eg fit antelope is still an antelope - there is not ONE transitional species now or in the fossil record - that natural selection makes new creatures is the biggest HOAX ever perpetrated on mankind.
allan porchetta , Glasgow, Scotland
I think professor Dawkin is right in his attack on religions.All religions of the world are not more than illusions.All the misery on earth are from Christianity,Islam and Judaism.Terrorism is a by product of all religions.In Iraq now innocent people are murdered by the name of Islam.
professor mosafer, London, UK
Dawkins incorrectly thinks his anti religious arguments, many of which are effective, also show the that God does not exist - non sequiter. And that Evolution is atheisms great weapon against the believer, when clearly God and evolution can coexist happily in a non religious context.
joe thomas, Godalming, Surrey, ,
Ivy:"Faith itself is non-rational."
Evidently it is rational if God is proving his own existence.
"..reason and intellectual inquiry do not "prove" God"
Maybe, but see above.
"a "leap of faith" is required- [commonly said by] believers."
This unchristian heresy is from Kiergarrd.
Greg Lorriman, Leatherhead, UK
Hey, Jeremy Mt USA. Religious people assume far more than any evolutionist or scientist. There is evidence for the age of the planet and how life evolved and the process of gathering that evidence, studying it and learning from it is ongoing.
Religious people have nothing left to learn?
TM, Elderlsie,
I'm an athiest, I believe in Evolution but Dawkins attitude made me side with the believers. He came across as superior and unmovable.
Scientists are supposed to be open minded, not narrow!Science has been wrong before and sadly will be again- nothing smaller than the atom anyone?
AK, Pig Hill ,
the funny thing about Dawkins is the more virulent his atheism the nmore God affirming he becomes. sort of I hate you God so just to spite you Iwill insist that I don't believe in you. the sad/funny thing is that he just can't see it. I know because I've been through it myself
peter c, devizes, wessex
You evolutionists assume way too much. Simple example, ask how old the earth is and you get 20 different answers based on 20 different assumptions. Ask how people evolved and you get the answer from "primordial soup". Ask how the universe started, the Big Bang, what a joke, something from nothing???
Jeremy, Bozeman, Mt, USA
If you believe it, Jesus was the son of God and used parables to help people understand God in his stories. Why would you not think the 'garden of Eden' story was a parable too? If God exists and created all including the laws of physics, wouldn't he follow those laws in creating the world?
DH, London, UK
Lorriman: "Faiths claim that God reveals/proves Himself to the sincere enquirer. So hypothetically believers are rational."
Faith itself is non-rational. I was taught that reason and intellectual inquiry do not "prove" God, that a "leap of faith" is required- a common statement among believers.
Ivy, Columbus, USA
It seems humankind, en masse, isn't ready to lose the emotional crutch that man-made religion has to offer; nor can science totally refute the existence of a higher natural authority -- I guess we''ll just have to wait until evolution makes things a little clearer for us.
Gordon Lewsley, York, UK
The Origin of Species is a total misnomer. Darwin brilliantly described how development within a species.
Thousands of generations of Drosophilla (fruit fly) have undergone exteme selection experimentation , they may look very different but hey they are all still fruit fly.
jonathan lee, worcester, worcestershire
Dawkins has himself made major contributions to the field of evolution, "The Selfish Gene" being a seminal work of the 20th century.
That he more recently has taken on the unpopular cause of pointing out that the emperor (religion) has no cloths is a separate issue, though no less admirable.
Phil Dirt, Washington, D.C., USA
I take issue with the soubriquet of genius. Others were thinking along the same lines, most notably Wallace. It was time for the theory of evolution. It sort of evolved. Over the last 150 years, evolution has been developed and refined, and rather wonderfully explained by the discovery of DNA.
Derek Smith, Brighton, UK
Darwin sat on his findings for years because he wanted to keep his 'respectable' place in society. I t was only when other scientists were studying his field, he 'came out' and ditched his religious position. The old philosphical debate of did Man make God or did God make man is still very valid.
madamd, london, uk
What I find amusing with religion is that there are well over a billion Christians, over a billion Muslims, and several hundred million Hindus and all the rest.
So, at least a couple billion people are completely wrong and wasting their time........comedy!
How they don't see this amazes me.
Andrew, London, UK
Hendry:"Dawkins is..respectful of religion,..knows what a bunch of charlatans they..are."
That presumes the non-existence of God, which is unproven and unprovable, as Dawkins admits. Faiths claim that God reveals/proves Himself to the sincere enquirer. So hypothetically believers are rational.
Greg Lorriman, Leatherhead, UK
Goodric, "pinpoint a few missing steps" are you havin a turkish bath? Where does all that extra information required come from?
Magic eh
Kezman, Onchan,
Ben:"a god powerful enough to start off evolution would have to be so complex as to have evolved"
This isn't self-evident: like to elaborate?
Greg Lorriman, Leatherhead, UK
The point of evolution vs god is that a god powerful enough to start off evolution would have to be so complex as to have evolved. Evolution is no longer considered a 'theory' by any serious scientist.
Mr Gill's talents seem confined to being rude to people in various guises as a 'critic'.
Ben, York,
The problem I have is that Dawkins rather cynically suggests throughout that you cannot believe in both evolution and a God. Was it Georges LeMaitre who said there are still scientists who labour under the misperception that the bible is intended as a disclosure of our origins?
John, London, UK
Cronan:"...does not mean that the explanation must be supernatural..logical fallacy often termed Argument from Ignorance"
Even if there were no evidence of a God, and no gaps, that would not mean that there is no god. "God in the Gaps" is a strawman attack.
Greg Lorriman, Leatherhead, UK
Read the review. Decided to watch the second in the series.
As soon as we heard Dawkins narration we realised where we had heard that tone and voice before - the Noggin the Nog stories !
Joshua, London, UK
Lenny, good for you, but we don't care.
Steve, Torrington,
That scientists have yet to pinpoint a few missing steps in a process consisting of many millions of stages leads is, for "Lenny", conclusive proof of a process for which there is absolutely no evidence at all. Of course - how could I not see it? Thanks for coming, Lenny.
Goodric, london,
Lenny: Science not knowing all the detail or you not being able to understand something does not mean that the explanation must be supernatural. This is a logical fallacy often termed Argument from Ignorance, or God in the Gaps.
But I don't know why I waste my time with you.
Cronan, London, UK
Punctuated equilibrium doesn't explain a paucity of fossils,it explains changes in diversity.The fossil record is often misrepresented as scant but is pretty continuous. When Darwin wrote less examples were known than now. We've found a number of "missing links" to refuse to accept this is ignorant
James, St. Andrews, Scotland
While it is very reasonable to descibe Charles Darwin as our greatest biologist it is ridiculous to claim him as our greatest scientist. At best he comes in third on the list, behind Newton and Maxwell, whose contributions had much greater practical application.
David Easlea, Philadelphia, USA
Punctuated Equaliberium: Evolutionists, in order to explain the gaps in the fossil record evolution proceeds in the fossil record invent the grand idea where one species literally gives birth to another one: The lack of evidence becomes the evidence. Postulation? I choose God without reservation.
Lenny, Lancaster, US
Aristotle postulated different levels of causation including material causes (the physical cause) and final causes (the purpose). A watch has moving parts, which have the purpose of telling the time. An all powerful God could create humans using material causes - evolution. Why are we here, not how?
James, London,
Yes, Lenny - God made everything in 6 days and took Sunday off in the Garden while the kids pinched fruit and ruined it for everyone. Bloody kids.
Josh, Canberra, Australia
Natural selection IS understandable, Lenny. What is unknown is exactly how life first began as no sentient beings were there to record what happened...as there was no life!
We can, however, postulate how life may have begun, using clues that persist in all life today, such as RNA, DNA and enzymes.
SC, Poole, Dorset, UK
Natural selection is understandable: Wow. A process that is supposed to have began in some unknown primordial soup over a 4.5 billion in which life is to have began from raindrops upon rocks--big,bam,boom a few lightning bolts and somehow RNA molocules happened. You can take that-I take God.
Lenny, Lancaster, US
I really don't know what part of the Dawkins program was knocking religion. He was just putting the fact before an audience which is something most religions can never ever do. Dawkins is very respectful of religion, he knows what a bunch of charlatans they really are.
Hendry, Bristol, U.K.
The reason the brothel programme was a disappointment was that the producers didn't have the guts of the WI ladies, who came straight out with it: whatever feminists claim, prostitution cannot be eliminated, so the priority must be: protect sex workers against client violence and pimp exploitation.
JF, Canterbury, UK