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BBC Two has announced that it will finally show the cult American television series The Wire. The news will rob British devotees who followed it on FX or DVD of their air of superiority at having survived the most challenging and rewarding experience in television history. But BBC viewers, who will soon be able watch all 60 episodes shown nightly across the week, should not be put off by the cult's talk of difficulty and pleasure deferred. The Times has found a friendly owner of a Wire box set to help Wire virgins to stop worrying and enjoy the show from episode one. They just have to bear a few things in mind...
Sceptical BBC Two viewer, sulking at being invited late to the party: What is The Wire?
Smug box set owner: If it isn't the best television drama serial yet made - and it may be - it is certainly the most grown-up. Shown on America's subscription-only HBO channel between 2002 and 2008, it dramatised the crises that have befallen the working class in the East Coast city of Baltimore in the past decade. Its first series was ostensibly a police procedural drama but it subsequently broadened into a portrait of the city's uneconomic docks, its corrupt local government, its failing schools and, finally, in its fifth series, the inadequacy of the newspaper that should have been reporting all this, the Baltimore Sun. Permeating all levels is the cancer of the city's illegal drug culture.
It doesn't exactly sound like fun.
You'd be surprised. I hardly watch an episode that doesn't at some point make me laugh out loud. As you will see from the off, the cops and the drug barons share a cynicism about the world that is as funny as it is bleak.
I asked what the wire was.
Ah, “the wire” is the wire tap that is set up by the cops in series one to catch a gang of drug dealers responsible for some dozen murders a year on Baltimore's poor West Side. Frankly, the wire tap is not the most important thing, and in later series it is irrelevant, but using it as the title perhaps speaks to the series' prevailing mood. Most characters are both permanently “wired”, as in a state of elevated tension, and performing a high-wire act: one slip could get them killed, fired or divorced.
Funny, tense, grown-up - sounds like The Sopranos.
Comparisons are odious. The Sopranos was painted with broader strokes than The Wire. Its characters were larger than life; The Wire's are so lifelike that sometimes it doesn't look like acting at all.
So no break-out great characters?
Oh, but there are, it is just that you don't notice them at first. It is like going to a new job: everyone seems like everyone else at first but soon you revel in their differences. It won't take you long to appreciate the various levels of cynicism, idealism and corruption within the ranks of the police.
Your way in is Jimmy McNulty, an Irish-American detective. He has a drink problem, his adultery has bust up his marriage and he has scant respect for anyone - and he is about the best “police” (note the lack of a definite article; it's not used in Baltimore) there is. Remarkably, he is played by an English actor, the Eton-educated Dominic West (Oliver Cromwell in The Devil's Whore on Channel 4).
Soon, however, the black actors eclipse even him. No two gangsters are alike. Take Avon Barksdale, the leader of the drug gang, and his number two, Stringer Bell (also played by an Englishman, Idris Elba). At first the characters seem interchangeable but you soon see that Avon is the ruthless, intuitive CEO to whom nothing matters more than his reputation on the street and the bottom line. Think of Alan Sugar. Bell, on the other hand, perches his reading glasses on the end of his nose like a scholar and analyses the drug market. He is as much a wannabe economist as a gang leader. Think of Nick Hewer on The Apprentice. And then there is Omar, the freelance assassin, who is gay and never swears, and Bubbles, a hopeless but well-meaning heroin addict whose idea of taking the initiative is to photocopy bank notes and stain them with coffee to make them look real. Too good to be true? I asked Ed Burns, one of the main Wire writers and a former Baltimore cop, if he knew a real Bubbles or a real Omar. “Many Bubbles, many Omars,” he said.
Is Burns the reason people say it is authentic?
One of them. David Simon is the programme's actual creator and he was a crime correspondent on the Baltimore Sun who got to know the streets, and police such as Burns, very well. But the show is also filmed on location rather than in Hollywood. Minor roles are taken by former gang members and policemen. Adding to the realism is the unapologetic use of police jargon and street slang. In the first episode alone “DOB”, “Decomp”, “DNRs”, and “Title Three” are bandied about by the police without explanation. The gangs talk about “rolling bones”, “stashes”, “re-upping”, “packages”, “fading a few shooters”...
So is it really a docudrama, journalism by other means?
Its makers are slightly ambivalent about this. The first series is clearly based on one of Burns's old cases, which is why, rather mystifyingly for a story set after 9/11, everyone still uses pagers rather than mobile phones. Simon told me: “It's rooted in my history as a journalist. It's rooted in Ed Burns's DNA as a cop and teacher, and it's rooted in the social realism of the novelists we have working for us. The impulse is the same - to be accurate with the world - but I have too much respect for what journalism was, or used to be, in this country to suggest that fiction is journalism.” But he also said he was able to be more “honest” in The Wire than he was in his journalism.
There is no doubt Simon and Burns have a political agenda. Burns is particularly angry at the “war on drugs”. “You don't declare war on an ideology, you declare war on people,” he said. “On poverty, we war on the poor. In the educational system it's the children. On drugs, the drug addicts.” But the message is there only if you want to take it. What strikes me is how well crafted The Wire is as a piece of art as well as reportage. There is a famous scene in episode three in which Avon's nephew comes across a couple of youngsters from the projects playing checkers with chess pieces. Dee explains that they should learn chess and tutors them with gangland analogies. The king is the drug kingpin who can move in any direction but “ain't got no hustle” and has to rely on his team to protect him. The castle is like the “stash house”, frequently moving. And while Dee explains chess to them, he is explaining the mechanics of the drug trade to us.
Is there any short cut to mastering all this jargon?
The Wall Street Journal published an article headed “Talk the talk” a couple of years ago providing a glossary of some of the most-used terms. A “burner” for example is a pre-paid mobile phone. But it is not easy. The newspaper admits that “package” has several meanings, including a package of heroin or cocaine - or Aids. The point is that you are not meant to understand it all. Like living in a foreign country, you pick the language up by immersing yourself in it.
Is this why people say that The Wire is difficult to follow?
Partly. There is also a huge number of characters, and Burns and Simon pride themselves on not making their storytelling obvious. They think that audiences get more out of a narrative if they have to pay attention to understand what is going on. Burns told me: “You probably won't get it all. You might not understand the language. It's our job by hinting along the way that this is where this character's going, this is why this character's acting that way. We don't have a character come out and say: ‘I'm extraordinarily angry... I want to f*** someone up'.”
And there is another problem...
What?
Sometimes it is hard to hear what's said because the accents are so strong. You know, I'm not sure if I can be bothered...
But you must. And there is a solution: turn on the subtitles. Americans do it all the time. No shame, no stigma (well not for us in Britain). And the plotting does become clearer. Season two, set in the port, is a doddle. But if you make it that far, you won't be calling it a chore. You'll find even 24 hours too long to wait for the next episode. I promise you - much as I've enjoyed being a member - The Wire is too good to remain a cult.
The Wire begins on Monday, March 30, on BBC Two
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