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Dying, says Jonathan Miller, is a full-time occupation. It’s not one that he’s about to add to his extraordinary CV, but the fact is that he is 75 next Tuesday and the question of mortality stands there uninvited. “Oh, my forthcoming death? It’s of no concern to me at all.” He waves it away disdainfully, as if it is just another troublesome detractor. He would be lighting another Marlboro but his wife Rachel has sent him indoors to talk and there is a no-smoking rule. The view through the big drawing window is about as remote from his natural habitat as you can get. There is a lawn being cut to impeccable smoothness and it slopes down to the placid lake of Otsego, which goes on for as far as the eye can see. You can hear similar mowers calling from the neighbouring properties. James Fenimore Cooper, the author of The Last of the Mohicans, called the lake Glimmerglass in his Leatherstocking Tales, and this is the name given to the annual opera festival in Cooperstown, 70 miles west of the New York state capital, Albany. Miller is here, as he has been many times before, to direct Verdi’s La traviata.
Among the executive furniture of the borrowed house he sits awkwardly in every respect, with his rangy English limbs going all over the place as he talks. And how he talks — always has done — roaming across the fields of neuropsychology, the business of direction, money, fame, England and back to death, making links and allusions as audaciously as a metaphysical poem. A Mohican he is not, but he is probably the last of something if only because he was the first as well — a genuine public intellectual straddling the worlds of medicine, comedy and the arts in the early TV age with a mixture of high seriousness and almost knockabout accessibility as a presenter. He is the most renowned pluralist of his day. When it’s going well it’s an exhilarating ride across unguessable terrain, but when it borders on the carping or self-piteous it grinds into four-wheel drive and churns through peat.
When he talks about the full-time nature of dying, he does so in the context of opera. How can we take it seriously, he asks, when a heroine dying of consumption leaps from her bed to belt out the farewell aria. His insistence that they should act more in line with their condition is one of the hallmarks of his often controversial productions. Because this has been his main professional pursuit for the past 30 years there is a temptation, in Britain at least, to see him as being in some sort of gilded exile among the great opera houses and universities of the world, firing squibs across the water at a crabby, unappreciative old England. He has fuelled the impression. A “mean, peevish little country” is how he described it in 1991.
He hasn’t done yet. Reminded about his description of Mrs Thatcher’s voice as “a perfumed fart” he says, “Oh yes, I’d forgotten that” and looks far from displeased. It might be easier to dismiss this as the contempt of the old liberal arts for Tory “philistinism” if he did not now say of Tony Blair: “Well, I have a deep disdain for them [Tony and Cherie]. I couldn’t bear that grinning, money-hungry, beaming, Cliff Richard-loving, Berlusconi-adoring, guitar-playing twat. I suppose I would say that, at the risk of being inoffensive. No, it’s that beaming Christianity and that frightful wife with a mouth on a zip-fastener right round to the back of her head. And both of them obsessed with being wealthy. And he got us into this disastrous war with Iraq because he had consulted with God. Like Bush. Well, anyone who claims to do something on the basis of a personal relationship to a non-existent deity . . .”
For someone notoriously thin-skinned over hostile reviews, he has quite an appetite for invective, regularly attacking his critics in personal terms. “If they go at me, yes. Most people believe it’s safer and more prudent to keep their mouths shut. But what I will do is come out and say what I think of these . . . liver flukes. I once said: ‘Bernard Levin came down on me like an ounce of bricks.’ ”
Rachel, a retired GP to whom he has been married for 53 years, hides the papers from him after a press night. So do their three grown-up children if they’re around. They think he’s paranoid and he grudgingly admits they might have a point. The thing is, he loves vituperation when he’s the author of it, and enjoys doing it rather as a child
might enjoy getting hold of his father’s credit card. There’s a twinkle of sheer delight when he’s got that sentence about Blair out, as there is for much of the time while he successfully ushers his jostling thoughts through his mouth. It’s a performance, it’s expected of him and he hates to disappoint, rather as Oliver Reed felt he was short-changing his public if he turned up sober. It’s only when you see him in repose, sitting alone, that you can sense a melancholy settling on him and see his great long face hang like a doleful horse.
There’s plenty more about England in general and his Camden street in particular, but first it’s worth remembering why he has been such a lion. Though his name means little to many under 40 he was extremely famous extremely young. Educated at St Paul’s School and the University of Cambridge, he was such a precocious comic that he became a sort of intellectual version of his early idol, Danny Kaye. Even before the 1960 revue Beyond the Fringe made his name — and those of Alan Bennett, Peter Cook and Dudley Moore — he had been in two Footlights shows that had been into the West End. He became a Broadway sensation, hotly courted by New York’s TV talk shows. Still in his twenties he was editor and presenter of the BBC’s vaunted arts programme, Monitor.
He took to directing stage plays with uncanny ease — Laurence Olivier in The Merchant of Venice, Jack Lemmon and a young Kevin Spacey in Long Day’s Journey into Night. He made countless films, including the classic 1966 adaptation of Alice in Wonderland for the BBC. For many his 1978 TV series The Body in Question, controversial because of a filmed corpse dissection, was one of the milestones of the form, a confirmation of TV as teacher. All the while he had one foot in medicine, which he had studied at Cambridge and then University College Hospital London. He qualified as a doctor in the late 1950s and spent two years as a house physician at the Middlesex. Even after becoming an operatic director he spent two years studying neuropsychology at Sussex University in the 1980s, and considers himself a well-informed tourist.
So much to look back on. But when he does so, is there not a fear that he took the wrong route? He says, chillingly, that as his eminent doctor father Emmanuel, a pioneer of child psychiatry, lay dying in the hospital where he had worked, he groaned: “I am a flop. I am a flop.” The serious medical expectations of Miller, rather than the artistic ones, must have been great. His mother Betty was a powerful voice too, a well-regarded novelist of the Bloomsbury epoch. Did Miller inherit a surfeit of abilities, or was there a seam of indecision running the length of his life?
“My life has been a series of yieldings, weak-minded yieldings to unsolicited invitations,” he replies. It might sound disingenuous, but he has chapter and verse from Fringe onwards — George Devine ringing from the Royal Court to see if Miller wanted to direct a play, the conductor Roger Norrington asking him if he’d like to do an opera, TV stations, theatres and universities dangling options in front of him, on and on until the present day and beyond. “Although not a lot, I have to say. I fear that as far as universities are concerned I’ve rather fallen below the horizon. I get asked by the smaller, but very good [American] ones, rather than Yale and Harvard.”
This description of his life makes it sound a little like the sculptures he has taken to creating from random pieces of wood and metal. These are the focus of two programmes titled Absolute Rubbish, which the Sky Arts 2 channel is re-showing as part of a season to mark Miller’s birthday.
Does he ever reproach himself in the way his father might have done? He becomes uncharacteristically hesitant. “The possibility was always . . . you see, I fell out of what I was intending to do, what I was meant to do, I think. Which was to be a clinical neurologist. And that remains a preoccupation of mine and always has done, you see . . . I’ve always a sense that whatever I’ve done in the theatre, nevertheless I felt misgivings that I hadn’t pursued the original [medical] curiosity that I had.”
He considers this and then, as if he is not entirely happy with it, says: “I suppose now, looking back, I see that I have pursued the original curiosity that I had, in a non-clinical circumstance.” By this he means that his medical knowledge has proved a vital asset in his understanding of the human condition and therefore in his directorial craft.
Like his contemporary and once bitter enemy Peter Hall — and like the Prime Minister they both loathed — he is going on and on. He says he has to as he can’t afford to stop, and is annoyed that opera companies can go on reviving productions without paying the directors a royalty. For someone so sniffy about money-seeking he thinks about the stuff a good deal. Gilded exile? Not exactly, he says. Two months work at Cooperstown will make him about £8,000. “Compared to gardeners working in the fields I can’t complain, but compared to people working in the commercial West End theatre I’m very modestly paid.”
The photographer comes and asks him very politely if he would mind shaving and putting on a smart shirt. He looks slightly panic-stricken in his wife’s direction. While he is being snapped she and I walk into Cooperstown, a place Miller finds insufferably dull — “nothing but baseball” — particularly now, around Independence Day and with the nation mourning a pop star. She says he bought a dress shirt in error and didn’t know what to make of the pleats. At the deli she says he came in to buy some bread but brought home the display loaf which was full of blue mould.
Everyone who knows him seems to enjoy his distrait, picaresque presence, or absence. Kate Bassett, the drama critic and author of a forthcoming biography of Miller, In Two Minds, recounts the middle son William’s story about the time he and his father came out of the Renoir Cinema to find a woman yelling that she’d been mugged. Miller senior sets off in hot pursuit of two violent-looking boys, followed by a gaggle of Bloomsbury cinephiles. Jonathan, in the lead, is waving a bread palette over his head and shouting: “Stop, you little shits!” A man puffing along next to him says: “We once met at Susan Sontag’s.” Miller briefly interrupts his rage to say. “Oh really, how fascinating,” before effing and blinding on after the boys. They stop, turn round and brandish a baseball bat. There is terror on everyone’s face apart from Miller’s and he starts making come-on-then gestures at the boys. William pulls him back by the coat. Jonathan calls him a coward and doesn’t forgive him for a week.
When I ask if he feels any particular regrets when he surveys the past three quarters of a century, he says: “Certain personal things that I don’t want to go in to . . . unkindnesses or whatever.” He doesn’t come across as unkind. Bileful perhaps, but it’s not the same thing. “I can be,” he insists. “One of my children might say I’ve been mean or tyrannical.” One of? “Any of.”
Surprisingly, given such parentage, none of the three went to university and he concedes that he and Rachel “misidentified the education that was available in London state schools . . . for the literate Left it was absolutely a moral principle that you used state education, and I was slightly embarrassed about having gone to a public school”. All three have done well in their different fields of photography, business and TV production and, he says, “have learnt about ordinary people in a way that these bankers’ children never could, all going to private schools and living on such a level that they are completely unacquainted with the unfortunate and the poor”.
What about the smoking, Dr Miller? It’s quite rare to see people of your generation doing it. “Yes it is.” Some of them are dead. “Yes, some are dead. I would like to stop, but don’t. I’ve got in the habit. I don’t like it particularly and I wish I had the strength to stop. But at the age of 75 I don’t mind it at all.”
The last regret he lists is his “failure to be more easygoing, less fussing”. He is thinking again of his reaction to adverse criticism. It makes his family angry. “Rachel says: ‘You don’t understand what a fortunate life you’ve had.’ That’s what they all say: ‘You’re really asking for too much; you’ve had a very fortunate life.’ ”
And does he agree? “Yes, I agree.”
On Sunday Sky Arts 2 is showing the programmes Absolute Rubbish with Jonathan Miller. One is about his work with wood (7pm), the other about his work with steel (7.30pm). This is followed at 8pm by his production of La Bohème. On July 26 the same channel shows his Rigoletto (7pm) and The Merchant of Venice (9.20pm)
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