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Director: Gore Verbinski, US, 12A, 150min
Stars: Johnny Depp, Bill Nighy, Orlando Boom
On general release
So, as the poster says, Captain Jack is back. Three years and 600 million box- office dollars after we first encountered a scene- stealing Johnny Depp in eyeliner, headscarf and galumphing rock-star swagger, he gamely returns to lead Disney’s flagship (pun intended) franchise in the first of two blockbusting follow-ups to The Curse of the Black Pearl.
This time, however, something profound has shifted in the Pirates universe. Depp has been transformed from a colourful buddy movie co-star (the comedic goofball to Bloom’s sword-wielding straight man) into the central protagonist.
Thus, within a narrative that’s as flimsy and convoluted as it is remorselessly entertaining, he must procure a treasure map from a deadly slaver’s lair, escape from a deadly cannibal island, fight a deadly sea-monster, and survive some deadly broadsides with a phantom ship called The Flying Dutchman, all the while delivering casual one-liners and insouciant wink-wink asides to the camera.
Obviously, it’s still a charismatic turn from Depp, but in the spotlight of centre stage it tends towards the arch and the gimmicky. Plus the elevation of Captain Jack has meant a significant demotion for the plankish Bloom and Keira Knightley, cruelly denuded of their on-screen romance and reduced to whinnying support. The only real joy here is Nighy, fantastically compelling beneath a globulous terabyte of computer-generated make- up as the squid-faced Davy Jones, the captain of The Flying Dutchman and leader of an equally grotesque crew. His performance, all roving tentacles and gruff Scottish brogue, is a genuinely bewitching conflation of technology and personality. He is this year’s Gollum. He is an unfettered scene-stealer. In short, his is the Johnny Depp role.
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