Carol Sarler: Thunderer
2 for 1 tickets to Singin' In The Rain, this coming Monday. Book now
In the loftier interests of my research and your information, I pledged to spend yesterday’s journey to Edinburgh counting from the Fringe programme the number of one-person, one-hour stand-up comedy shows.
I was, however, to be defeated. At 29, and still on letter A, I decided that we just agree it runs to hundreds — which, no doubt, you already know; whether or not you attend the festival, you cannot open a newspaper without seeing acres of coverage of the stuff. You may even have thought what a ferocious appetite these punters must have, to demand so many. But they don’t. The prosaic truth is that this sellers’ market has nothing to do with the interests of the audience and everything to do with the sums.
The growth of contemporary comedy was always linked to lucre. In the late 1970s drastic cuts in arts funding put paid to a lot of fringe theatre; without money for sets or props or the luxury of a cast, many performers — especially the agitprop types, for whom the stage was only ever a platform — continued to spin their message with the frugality of one-man-and-his-mike. Heady days, too: they were vibrant, original and passionate and by the early 1980s they had invaded Edinburgh.
The tyranny of the one-hour grid that rules the Fringe was used well, usually by three performers on one bill, such as Ben Elton, Rik Mayall and Andy de la Tour, each doing their finest 20 minutes. Then it dropped to two at 30 minutes: Harry Enfield and Craig Ferguson, for instance. Then to one “headline” plus a support, on a 40:20-minute ratio; you scarcely paid the support — you sold it to him as his big break. And often it was.
But then greed came knocking in the shape of the one-man show. I worked as a critic at the time, and I swear you can count on the fingers of one hand the people in the world who can do a full hour consistently on top form — and three of those are called Robin Williams.
Of course, it suited producers and management to ignore that. With only one fare and one bed to pay for, not to mention only one temperament to appease, they pushed on the open door that is a performer’s ego: not only would the comedian take more of the money but, whispered his Svengali, he was also “ready” to graduate to the whole hour, ready not only to top a bill but to be the bill; ready, in short, to prove he was as good as Robin Williams.
He wasn’t and he isn’t. So, as with Elton and Co, you still get his best 20 minutes — but you also have to sit through another 40 minutes, most of which deserves a ruthless edit that nobody, given the avarice of the moneymen and the vanity of the act, is going to insist upon. At today’s prices of up to 15 quid a ticket, that’s certainly a joke. Whether it’s funny is another matter altogether.
Enjoy screenings of all the classic films you love, plus take advantage of two-for-one tickets
Have you ever dreamed of owning your own racehorse or a beautiful painting?
Enjoy comfort, safety, space and great design. Plus enter our great competition
Times Online's new TV show helps you make the right decisions for your pet
Are you California dreaming? Explore the wonders of the Golden State. Also enter our fantastic competition
Do you have what it takes to be a Times photographer?
Your brain is capable of more than you might think...
Find out to make the most of your money with our wealth management guides
Need help with your property? We have an entire how to guide - buying, selling, letting, moving, to help you
We are seeking entries for the inaugural Sunday Times Best Green Companies Awards
Enjoy some wonderful inspiring wildlife moments
An interactive preview of the brand new For Your Eyes Only exhibition

Love Sudoku? Play our brand new interactive game: with added functionality and daily prizes

Are you irritable when you return from work? Drained of emotion? You could be suffering from boreout
Prepare for some shock and awe, petrol lovers. Despite the greens trying to wipe it out, the car is about to offer us the most exciting year ever
We've trawled the brochures and websites to find this summer’s best holidays for every taste and budget

Why good girls pay good money for bad-girl baubles

Search The Times Births, Deaths & Marriage announcements
2007/07
£57,500
South East England
2007/07
£40,995
South East England
2006/06
£41,995
South East England
Great car insurance deals online
£40-55k+benefits+uncapped commission
Morgan Keating
South East
Up to £30,000
GLE
London
£
c£75,000 + executive benefits
Morgan Keating
London and South
Unpaid with travel expenses
Network Rail
Globrix, the property search engine
Visit Times Online Property for homes for sale or rent
Residential development site with planning permission
£1,500,000
Mortgages, bank accounts & money transfers to help you buy abroad
Dinarobin Hotel Golf & Spa 7 nights
From £1830 per person – saving £530.
Walking & multi-activity holidays in Cauterets. Stylish self-catering apartments.
From 350€ for 7 nights.
SAVE 25% on Sandals Luxury Resorts
Great travel insurance deals online
Contact our advertising team for advertising and sponsorship in Times Online, The Times and The Sunday Times. Search globrix.com to buy or rent UK property.
© Copyright 2008 Times Newspapers Ltd.
This service is provided on Times Newspapers' standard Terms and Conditions. Please read our Privacy Policy.To inquire about a licence to reproduce material from Times Online, The Times or The Sunday Times, click here.This website is published by a member of the News International Group. News International Limited, 1 Virginia St, London E98 1XY, is the holding company for the News International group and is registered in England No 81701. VAT number GB 243 8054 69.
Dianne doesn't know what she is talking about. Comedy is taking too much lucre out of the public's pocket with a small overhead - at the expense of theatre which costs a lot more to put on and can't generate as high a ticket price. It comes down to an expensive few laughs at the expense of substance. There is very little media coverage for theatre compared to comedy and hence less chance to attract an audience. This then is put down to "market forces". Comedians at the top do not need to charge so much and my feeling is that it would serve their festival better if they didn't. Venues take a huge risk with huge overheads. If the tickets don't sell, they suffer too. But the real problem lies with greedy flat owners who quadruple rents for the duration of the festival. This is what pushes ticket prices up and pushes the punter towards risk free shows with expensive laughs.
Guy Masterson, Edinburgh,
Without more than a couple of minutes thought;
Omid Djali, Rowan Atkinson, Jerry Seinfeld, Alexei Sayle and of course Eddie Izzard can all do more than an hour, satisfyingly.
Peter Wisniewski, Cape town,
I agree. I am an american comedian, and judging from the sorry lot of comedians I have on the bills wirh me, I wonder at the state of comedy in general. I could easily fill an hour show, and have. Most of the comics here are hard pressed to fill a five minute set with anything funny or original, and I live, mind you, in Hollywood. I am rather shocked to find the same sort of thing happening in the UK. I have learned a lot from comics in England.
wanetta renay, hollywood, USA, California
I have to agree with the other comments here.
None of the comedians I know with shows in Edinburgh (or any other international festival for that matter) make any money from doing a festival show - the norm is thousands of pounds as a LOSS. Perhaps the only performers who make money are those who are already making it from the tv/ film work they do - eg Ricky Gervais (who has been lambasted for daring to charge what the public will pay!)
The real profits from festivals goes to the venues, the ticket agencies, promoters, the sound and music hire companies, restaurants and accommodation providers.
Which is why I support the Free Festival and Free Fringe. At least performers lose minimal money for advertising and living expenses. And punters have far less to lose by going to a free show. The reviewers and journalists should support these artists for their commitment to the real spirit of the fringe. The almighty dollar has taken over, but it isn't comedians who are greedy
Dianne, London, UK
Why are you going on about money? The only people making money these days are the Fringe, the Pleasance and the other great cabals that run Edinburgh in August. Most one-man acts will lose only £5,000 if they sell out every night, £6,000 if nobody comes, so the money is a non-starter from the day they book a venue. It's a triumph of optimism over common sense, but ego has nothing to do with it, believe me. Everyone here has left their ego in storage and their soul at home.
Liam Mullone, Edinburgh, UK
All those people doing solo shows are losing money not making it. The average comic in a big venue will lose £8,000.
If your rather condescending critic would like another counting exercise for the train home from Edinburgh, try going through the national press and see how many journalists review shows featuring two or three comedians. They never do. It is a well known fact that not doing a full hour equates to no reviews.
a large part of why Edinburgh is so unhealthy expensive for all concerned is that to get journalists in acts have to spend £2000 plus on PR. Here's how you improve Edinburgh right now - get every journalist to sign a pledge saying they won't talk to any PR people for the whole of August and will go to shows purely on the basis of interest and not self-interest. Do you think all your journalist friends will sign up to that? It'll save performers several thousand pounds which can be passed on to the public, or do you think you would miss all the free booze?
Caimh McDonnell, Edinburgh,
The worst thing about this piece is the total lack of any understanding of how comedy shows in Edinburgh actually work. Doing an hour show has NOTHING to do with financial greed. Almost every comedian in Edinburgh pays for his or her own show from their own pockets and usually lose money - so the argument that having one person in a show rather than two is cheaper is total nonsense.
Also one of the key reasons for doing an hour slot is obvious - the Perrier (now if.comedy) Award. It's rules state that it can only be given to a performer doing at least 45 minutes in their own show, and as venues only tend to programme in hour slots then performers have to do them. Please stop talking rubbish and do just a tiny bit of research next time!
Bob, London,
Whats the point in having all comics doing twenty minutes at Edinburgh? They do twenty minutes everywhere else.
An hout gives space, room, for development and with less pressure to create laughs every few seconds.
Rich, Birmingham,
Jesus, what an incredibly poor piece. It starts badly; with the admission that the author ("The Thunderer?" Hubris here?) can't count past 29.
Then it upbraids ALL comedians, while not being able to name any more recent than Craig Ferguson and Harry Enfield, who must have last done the Edinburgh Fringe in the late 80's.
Not to mention the assertion that the ONLY comic who can do an hour is Robin Williams, who last did stand-up, again, some time in the 80's.
There are many examples of top quality comedy shows every year, theatre tours, say, at the level above Edinburgh, that comfortably stretch past the hour mark, and audiences would be quite let-down by an act that couldn't give them a proper show.
The point of Edinburgh is to grow to do this, letting comics learn to write and perform past the 20 minutes they get on the circuit.
That effort deserves better than this; some woefully out-of-touch, half-arsed think-piece banged out on the train to fill a bit of space.
Comedy fan, London,
Some of the one-hour shows at Edinburgh will be brilliant, some will undoubtedly be pants of the lowest order and many will be somewhere in between.
At the risk of sounding like an old grumpypants, why not go and see some of these shows instead of lumping them all into a single homogenous lump and then writing it off?
That way you could form an informed, valid opinion, instead of just an opinion.
Geoff Taylor, Lancashire,