Lisa Armstrong
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Last week in New York brought home a shocking and sobering truth: those skimpy little dresses, spindly little straps, knee-high gladiator sandal-shoot-boot-thingies and bronzed bodies that one sees endlessly splayed across magazines aren’t just a catwalk and Sex and the City fantasy.
They are an actual dress code in some pretty seriously urbanised areas. I mean, obviously I knew they got proper summers, with sun and all that, in places like St Tropez or Buenos Aires. But now I know they get proper summers with sun in some major, north of the Equator cities. And it’s prompted a bit of soul-searching.
Because, to be honest, until last week I never really understood why designers produced quite such extensive summer collections with floaty, skimpy bits of chiffon in them, when all you really need, as any Brit knows, is a cunning repertoire of coats in varying weights. I assumed that everyone who bought these wisps was either of hardy, chilblain-resistant stock, or a WAG.
But now I’ve had this revelation about New York summers, which, so my friends there smugly tell me, commence dazzling, like clockwork, on Memorial Day in May and last, pretty much uninterrupted, until September 15, and it makes our own deluded attempts to join in the frantic buying of summery-type stuff all the more senseless and a little pathetic. We just don’t have the weather for it, and now I know that other places do and that the denizens of these places actually enjoy wearing these skimpy, summery pieces, I’m convinced we’d all feel happier (and look less like New York wannabes) if we accepted the fact that no amount of global warming is going to turn us into Nice and adopted a wardrobe actually designed for our climate, as opposed to somewhere else’s.
Admittedly, a gorgeous summer dress is hard to resist, but perhaps you only need one or two as opposed to four or five. And perhaps one of those two should be the kind that works well over a pair of trousers (Gap’s Liberty-print shirt dresses, around £40, are just the trick). And perhaps, instead of zillions of shoestring strap vests, it might be more chic to invest in some nicely cut, cap-sleeved cotton blouses. In fact, wouldn’t it be more chic altogether to leave such vests to those for whom they were originally intended – athletes, children, teenagers and construction workers?
Other shifts in our weather-wardrobe acclimatisation should include a batch of thin, long-sleeved T-shirts for layering under T-shirts and all those summer dresses from previous years, and a jacket, instead of just relying on it always being warm enough not to need a jacket. Amazingly, white is very useful, almost if not more so than black, especially if you’re wearing dark bottoms but want to lighten your look. If you buy linen or cotton, you should be able to pop it in a 30C wash.
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ahhh people...learn to love what you do have and what country you hold up residence lol if you live somewhere hot at least you can chill by the pool with ice cream and near naked dudes and in a cold climate you can snuggle up on the couch with a blanket and consume as much hot chocolate as you want!
kaz, vic, australia
I have quite a few shoestring strap tops - I mostly seem to wear them under blouses or jumpers as an extra layer for either modesty (necklines too low or see through fabric) or warmth!
Janet, Bristol, UK
I live in Santa Barbara California. We have sun 300 days of the year. Our temp is very moderate. Only have to wear a jacket or coat in the evenings as we are in a semi-arrid climate. We have a marine layer (grey skies) in the mornings. This keeps us from heating up too much. The best of both worlds.
sandra thomsen, Santa Barbara, CA, USA
A little sun isn't too bad. Dresses are 'in' this summer. Walking around town or the mall, you see a lot of beautiful girls in colorful and trendy summer dresses. I'm even wearing them. If it's a little chilly, wear your summer dress with a cropped sweater. Then put on a long neclace to be stylish.
Arlene, LA, USA
Oh what I would not give to have the luxury of no more endless, miserable, hot and humid summers! If I had the means to do so, I'd move to London next week, with a wet toothbrush in hand. You folks from the UK are understandably pining for just a bit more sun and warmth, but spend a summer in NYC.
Philip, NYC , USA
OMG is anyone ever happy at all - please stop whining all of you and just be grateful for all that you do have in your lives. And if you really cannot stand where or how you live then change it - dead easy - life is too short !
susan, glasgow,
I'd give anything to skip summer altogether as its all we get for 9 months of the year. Endless, wretched miserably hot, unrelenting sunshine on and on. Yes, there can be way too much of a "good" thing. Give me gray skies and cool blessedness -- and long sleeves. Dreams of England gray!
LFR, North Hollywood, California USA
Sigh. I want to live in England. Those skimpy tops and dresses don't look good on middle aged women, and I hate hot weather. And if you think New York is bad, you should try Washington-and we're much too stuffy to wear sun dresses to work here, so it's English clothes and hot, hazy. humid weather.
marianne evans, Vienna, VA, USA
Skin cancer is prevalent in the UK too Sanderino and I don't remember seeing any educational government warnings there about taking care in the sun, the sun doesn't need to be out to burn. And for your information, 50+ sunblock is no more effective than 30+
Margot , Brisbane, Australia
Funny, as an expat in Oz all I wear all in summer are long sleeve t's and dresses just to protect my skin from sun damage. When I go home now I am envious of the amazing glowing skin everyone has, instead of burnt walrus faces..... there is always a bright side, even to grey english summers!!!!
elizabeth stigter, st andrews beach, australia
I live in London, but I spend summers in New York, my hometown. I never thought of New York as a tropical getaway. I think the United Kingdom is the only place I've ever been without a summer, though San Francisco is a distant second.
Melissa, London,
I can't wait, when do we get global warming?
FMD, Chipping Norton, Oxfordshire
Good luck with the skin cancer Michelle of Oakham; Brits weren't made to live in "warmer climes" (not afraid of a cliche either) so make sure you slap on the 50+ sunblock every day of your life.
sanderino, London, UK
British weather makes me so sad,ever hopeful that the sun will shine, even abit warmer would be good! I am in dreamland.If it comes, it lasts afew days and then it's back to wearing jumpers and boots.Having lived overseas in 2 hot countries in the last 5 years I cannot wait to get to warmer climes.
Michele, Oakham, England