James Bone
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Ian Fleming felt a frisson of physical exhilaration, as most do, just driving down the street in New York. He had visited the city every year since the end of the Second World War yet still found cause for celebration in the mundane experience of taking a taxi.
“There are still thrilling moments - when your taxi goes over the hump on Park Avenue and the lights turn to red and you pause and watch them all go green the whole way down to 46th,” he wrote.
That hump is still there, of course, and you can still ride the “green wave” of traffic lights - although your taxi might be a fuel-efficient minivan rather than a picturesque Checker cab.
It is a credit to New Yorkers that the lush boulevard through the Upper East Side, planted with tulips by its wealthy residents every spring, has been well preserved and can still inspire. “This is an architectural, a physical, thrill,” Fleming wrote.
But he had only disdain for the citizens of America's greatest metropolis. “Go into the first drugstore, ask your way from a passer-by, and the indifference and harshness of the New Yorker cuts the old affection for the city out of your body as sharply as a surgeon's knife,” he said.
With more than a dash of Old World hauteur, he found them money-grabbing, corrupt nouveaux riches and just plain rude. “In New York you don't get politeness unless you pay for it,” he complained. “The expense-account aristocracy have increasingly ruined one's old haunts.” The city was his least favourite of all the stops on his world tour.
New Yorkers still tip extravagantly, and waiters are apt to chase you out of the restaurant if you leave a paltry European-style 10 per cent. Pedestrians will still barge past you on the crowded pavements of midtown Manhattan at rush hour and cars will honk if your taxi hesitates at the lights.
But that brashness, the ever-present equation of time-equals-money, is the glory and the excitement of the place. You can't take the neon out of Times Square.
The most remarkable aspect of Fleming's commentary on New York is the way he foretold the crisis in confidence that ravaged the city for decades. “The town was rapidly losing its heart,” he concluded. New Yorkers harbour fond memories of their city at the time of his visit as a patchwork of tightly knit neighbourhoods with almost no crime, boasting nightclubs along 52nd Street and bohemian watering holes in Greenwich Village, where Abstract Expressionists rubbed shoulders with Beat poets.
Several years after his visit, however, a young woman named Kitty Genovese was stabbed to death on a New York street, on March 13, 1964. Thirty-seven people heard her screams, but none intervened. The incident is commonly cited as the start of a decades-long malaise that plunged New York into a period of murder, white flight, Aids, crack cocaine and near-bankruptcy.
Tourists will be delighted to discover that the city has recovered spectacularly. The murder rate, first accurately recorded at 548 in 1963, peaked at 2,245 - a mind-boggling six a day - in 1990, but has fallen back to 494 last year.
Times Square, the “crossroads of the world”, which became a red-light district where whores and drug pushers plied their wares, is now so Disneyfied that you can watch The Lion King there. Even the twin towers of the World Trade Centre are finally being replaced, and the building site at Ground Zero has become one of the city's biggest tourist attractions.
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There are some constants from Fleming's visit: You can still survey the city from the top of the Empire State Building, although you may now be searched before you go up in case you are affiliated with al-Qaeda.
And you can still overfly Manhattan in a helicopter, though the price has gone up from $5 to £60 per person (New York Helicopter). The Village Vanguard jazz club, which he describes as “the jumping-off place for Harry Belafonte” survives in Greenwich Village (178 Seventh Ave South 001 212 255 4037). But the Seven Arts Coffee Gallery, Fleming's favoured “beat haunt” near Times Square, is long since gone. Try the witty, gritty Bowery Poetry Club instead (001 212 614 0505)
Restaurants
Although most of Fleming's preferred eateries have disappeared, the Four Seasons (212 754 9494) continues to thrive as a venue for the power-lunch - recently enlivened by a nude photo-shoot featuring dozens of models in the restaurant's reflecting pool. It serves dishes such as filet of bison with foie gras and fallow venison with huckleberry sauce.
You can still get a creamed oyster stew with crackers - which Fleming called “perhaps the best dish that has maintained its integrity in the New York of my experience” - at the cavernous Oyster Bar (212 490 6650) in the bowels of Grand Central Station, now lovingly restored with its red and white gigham table cloths after a 1997 fire that put its survival in doubt. It remains a New York classic.
The Stage Delicatessen, which he described as “full of Broadway characters”, is now a tourist spot with an unfortunate record of being closed down for health violations, most recently last month for a “a severe vermin infestation”. If you do venture in, be ready for a chunk of strawberry cheesecake big enough to use as a doorstop.
In Fleming's day, eating out meant a restaurant in mid-town. But you can now eat just as well downtown. To sample the scene, try transplanted Brit Keith McNally's Balthazar in SoHo (212 966 7402), Pastis in the thriving Meat Market area (212 929 4844) and Schillers on the Lower East Side (212 260 4555). All serve reasonably-priced, reliably tasty French bistro fare. For celebrity spotting, try walking in to Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter's personal eatery, The Waverly Inn (212 243 7900), where reservations are almost impossible to obtain.
Hotels
The Algonquin (212 840 6800), which Fleming recommended because it was favoured by Sir Laurence Olivier and Terence Rattigan for its easy stroll to Broadway, is now a virtual theme-park for Dorothy Parker and the Round Table wits who once met there. But you will find few Broadway stars there these days.
The hippest hotels are away from the tourist bus routes on Manhattan's Lower East Side, such as the over-designed Hotel on Rivington (212 475 2600) or the Bowery Hotel (212 505 1300), or the Blue Moon Hotel (212 533 9080). The Hollywood stars stay at The Mercer in SoHo (212 966 6060), where Russell Crowe famously hurled a telephone at the concierge.
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